Hello! We are The Insomniacs Guild. Obviously, we have decided to write fanfiction instead of sleep!

You may be wondering why I keep using the word 'we' instead of 'I'. Well, that would be because this is a joint account. Our other accounts are Ceyl the Intelligent and RenTheGenius.

We will be publishing some of our joint stories on this account fairly soon. I believe the first to be published will be The Bothersome Nose: Tales of a Greasy Git, followed by Dudley's Secret Passions. I will talk with Ren tonight to see when they are being published. It all depends when we finish the editing process; though, I hope that we have them posted by tonight.

Just to clear up any confusion, at the end of each chapter we will be adding bits from our conversation that occurs while writing. It is kind of a way to understand our thought process and to hopefully explain why our pieces are so...random.

Any of our more serious pieces will probably be on an individual basis and will be published on our individual accounts when we are struck with inspiration. This is because we rarely can come up with anything serious will discussing fanfiction with each other.

Something we might include at the end of a chapter would be like this conversation below, which explains how the title The Bothersome Nose: Tales of a Greasy Git came into being.

Ceyl - I have a cold. (sniffles) What is with noses anyways? They are so bothersome! GRRRR! The Bothersome Nose.

Ren - That sounds like a fanfiction title about Snape (from Harry Potter if you didn't know)! :muses contemplatively:

Ceyl - Yeah. We could call it The Bothersome Nose: Tales of a Greasy Git !!

And that is how we went from talking about the common cold to fanfiction about Severus Snape.

I think i will go read some fanfiction right now. Hopefully we will have posted some of our own by tomorrow, but I promise nothing!

May the Force be With You!

~Ceyl the Intelligent~

Note: I am dreadfully sorry to inform you that, due to the delay period following the registration of this account, I cannot upload any stories for a couple of days. You will be pleased - or relatively frightened - to know that we are beginning a new series entitled Legends of a Lemon Drop Lover. Three guesses who that one is about. In the first installment, our beloved hero will be taking a shopping trip to acquire more of his precious sweets...oh, the anticipation you must be feeling!

- RenTheGenius -

It is my pleasure to inform you all that we should be posting our first stories within the next few days! Those would include The Bothersome Nose: Tales of a Greasy Git and Dudley's Secret Passions!

In all honesty, I am only writing this now because it is 12:05 in the morning and (due to insomnia) I am really bored.

May the Force be With You!

~Ceyl the Intelligent~

The sleepless yet ingenious duo would like to thank all of you who actually took the time to read our work. This would currently include Dudley's Secret Passions and The Bothersome Nose: Tales of a Greasy Git. I admit that it is a surprise that Dudley's Secret Passions is more popular that The Bothersome Nose because personally I prefer The Nose and think it is one of our better works (the others have not yet been revealed). However, it is my pleasure to announce that we will most likely be adding another chapter to The Bothersome Nose. You see, we were struck by an idea today (ideas often strike people with superior intelligence) and we are just insane enough to actually write it down and publish it for the world to see! I don't want to give away anything about the next chapter yet, not until everything is finalized.

"All my lovin', I will send to you. All my lovin', darlin i'll be true!" cough sorry. This was a random outburst of The Beatles. (just be glad that you didn't have to actually hear me sing) (oh and if you are wondering, the lyrics I, not so wonderfully sang, were from The Beatles song All My Loving). It pains me to admit that, though I might have an exceedingly large amount of brains, I am not as endowed with the power of a wonderful singing voice. sighs Oh Well!

Another thing, we are still in the writing process of Legends of a Lemon Drop Lover and are debating about another title that i wont mention because it would give the entire thing away and as of yet we are still debating it and have absolutely no plot to go along with the title.

Again, I congratulate you on actually reading our stories and this profile!!

I apologize for the length of the latest installment to our profile.

May The Force Be With You! (This is becoming my trademark parting statement isn't it? I think it is a bit cliché. Perhaps I will try to find a new parting statement... hmmmm. Something to ponder.)

~Ceyl the Intelligent~

I would like to formally apologize for the delay. We are still in the writing process and it is hard to study and write fanfiction at the same time. Just so we don't fail we had to give up fanfiction temporarily but we will add more as soon as possible. Until then.

Sit vis nobiscum!

~Ceyl the Intelligent~

Hello everyone! This is going to be a really short note. We have recently finished the second chapters for both The Bothersome Nose: Tales of a Greasy Git and Dudley's Secret Passions. Ren is currently editing them. As soon as she is done they shall be posted for all the read, contemplate, be mildly concerned for our sanity, and review (ok, maybe not). Anyways, they will be posted as soon as possible, I am sure that you are all anxiously awaiting there arrival and probably want to severly injure us because of the delay in the publishing of our extremely well written, and funny tales!

Sit vis nobiscum!

~Ceyl the Intelligent~

This addition is only to inform anyone who reads this that we have updated The Bothersome Nose: Tales of a Greasy Git. The second chapter is now online for anyone who wishes to read it. I am going to go occupy my time by reading other peoples fanfiction now.

Sit vis nobiscum!

~Ceyl the Intelligent~

Hello World! This notice is coming a bit late. Oh, well. Anyways, we have posted the first chapter of Legends of a Lemon Drop Lover and a corresponding third chapter to The Bothersome Nose. We are currently finishing up another story. Also, we would like to extend our gratitude to all of you who have actually reviewed! Thank you!

Sit vis nobiscum!

~Ceyl the Intelligent~

Greetings my fellow humans! We have just posted a new story detailing some of the comings and goings of Hogwarts, as predominately viewed by our favorite professors. We do hope this will please you all. Reviewers are like frogs... we like them.

Caveat Lector!

~Ren the Genius~