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im really, really, REALLY sorry that my stories are taking FOREVER for an update, im doing a writing project in LA right now, so i dont have any time to write for Fanfiction. i swear on my Grandfathers grave that i will update before Halloween! im working on the next chapter of DOTA, so expect that sooner than Confessions turned sour. sorry if i seem like a lazy butt, i just have a way too packed schedule.

Confessions Turned Sour: 7 chapters, most likely gonna be around 12-17, in progress
My Cradle: 7, COMPLETE
Death of the Arbitrary: 4 chapters, most likely gonna be around 7-9, in progress

im also working on a story, it doesnt have a title yet, but im going to post the summary here:
Amu is a popular singer in Japan. she has the best friends anyone could imagine and the best boyfriend in all of Japan. all of that changes one day when a secret from her past comes out into the open. now instead of loving fans, she has mobs outside her house. her friends abandon her, and her boyfriend dumps her in public. she has no choice but to flee to the dreaded North Korea. once inside she finds a life very unlike the one she just left. she finds rebellion, conspiracy, and the true meanings of friendship and love. one day she meets a man who gives her two choices: return to Japan and have you're old life given back to you, or save a dying country from utter destruction. what choice will she make?

im thinking i'll upload it once i finish one of my stories here. so i'll always have three running~

my name is Emily... but i have millions of nicknames... i'll name a few: Emmy-Bear, RandomBubbles, SweetTart, Em n' Em, and many many others~

i love reading, writing, my friends, Canada, singing, these guys named _ and , drawing, making art, being random, making people laugh, laughing, anime, manga, fanfiction, NCIS, penguins, the earth, watching movies, roller skating, making friends, and... uh... other stuff -sheepish grin-

i am single because one of the guys i like lives like 5000 miles away while i could never get the other cause im just a nerdy girl who has few friends(not in Canada though) and he is up there on the popular list(though he's not that near most popular guy)

i absolutely hate idioms(even though i use them every day), Kyle Gurney, golf(miniature golf is fine), lies, George Bush, running, jerks, bullies, tennis baseball, Barney, and not being able to think of a word and then thinking of it and feeling stupid (IT HAPPENS SO OFTEN!)

i have almost no patience, i act like i have ADD, im very smart, excell in math social studies LA and French, i believe in wishes coming true mythical creatures a life beyond death but unfortunately my life is sucking so much right now that i dont have any reason to believe that god is there with me so its hard for me to believe in him :(

some of my favorite anime are: Shugo Chara, FullMetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Sailor Moon, Card Captor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Lucky Star, Special A, Pita Ten, Kodocha, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, and Vampire Knight

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(ALL FROM OHSHC(Ouran High School Host Club)

1. Tamaki

2. Kaoru

3. Mori

4. Hunny

5. Haruhi

6. Hikaru

7. Kyouya

8. Renge

9. Ranka

10. Nekozawa

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

-yawn- -blink blink- no i will not help you with whatever plan you've come up with -falls asleep-

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

i would so say yes!! i love the twins!! but he probably only asked me out because Hikaru likes Haruhi so he was getting lonely.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

... -blink blink- KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Hunny? WHY ARE YOU MARRYING RANKA?!

5 cooked you dinner?

her cooking is yummy -sparkle eyes- i want fifths

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

no way... KYOUYA?! but im all happy random hyper person and hes the dark lord of egoists... there's no way we're related

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

he's cute when he's sleeping... and its way better than when hes awake -.-

8 got into the hospital somehow?

she fell off her platform... i dont know how since its so wide, but she fell off

9 made fun of your friends?

ill call the ambulance for him

10 ignored you all the time?

yeah because like me and Kyouya we're total opposites. i am happy random hyper person and he's light hating dark magic man. of course he ignores me... not that i care that much...he scares me.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

he will use his richness to defeat them and then go make sure that Haruhi isnt being hunted down by serial killers too

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do

he calls Kyouya, my 'relative', so that he could get one of his(wouldnt it be mine somehow too?) special medical people to take care of me.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

he'll say more to me than 'yeah' or 'mhm'

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

he would use his karate skills to jump in and save me. then when we were outside he would completely ignore me because he found found some candy in his pocket

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

tell me not to do it and warn me that it will be more embarrasing if i do it because the twins will make fun of me

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

I'm marrying NEKOZAWA?! i thought i said we were COMPLETE OPPOSITES!! WHAT KIND OF MARRIGE WILL THAT BE!! im getting a divorce... hes gonna ruin my happiness

Hikaru will mock me... then somehow end up making everything better -.-

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

he wont unless i agree to pay him for his wonderful 'cheer up services'

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

by trying to 'change my 'type' for the better', ending up ranting about something strange, and then forgetting what she was doing in the first place

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

by cross-dressing as a cheerleader and cheering for me while i compete

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

retreat into his dark room and ignore me...as usual

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

because if he were real it would be like having my own live in comedy show

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

-smacks Kaoru across the face- how dare you ask me out while you had a deeply hidden love for Ranka... what is with everyone loving him anyway? well too bad Kaoru, Ranka is married to Hunny...as strange as that sounds... go get a life! i hate you now!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

why am i dating Mori? were we dating when he walked in on me while i was showering? i love him and all... and that 'happy birthday' he said to me as a birthday present... oh well... im happy~

yes... my parents will get along with him... they always wanted a quiet child

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

of course Hunny loes Ranka!! they're married!! they would be divorced if they didnt love eachother!! are you trying to confuse me?

oh and this means Kaoru will be angry, Mori will be depressed(though he already has me~), Haruhi will be angry, Hikaru will be angry, Tamaki will be angry, should i go on?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Hikaru would definitely like that... they dont kiss in the anime(though Hikaru did get to have Haruhi's chest in his face for a few minutes) im not sure about the manga... but im positive they've kissed in Fanfics... so yeah they'll kiss... and already have?

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

nothing. he already is a player. the twins have been breaking hearts since they were in middle school, though i would tell them to stop and threaten to take Haruhi away... but it wouldn't stop them.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

he's thinking of ways to con me out of my money. he's thinking of ways to con me out of my money. he's thinking of ways to con me out of my money. he's thinking of ways to con me out of my money. mmm mangoes...

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

you need to be a little less out going. go for the quiet innocent look. if that doesnt work, our next meeting is Saturday

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

no. because he probably found it on the street, in the way back of his cupboard, or under the seat of his car. or it was the first one he saw at the super market. plus, it's probably wheat... i dont like wheat bagels

1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it?

nope. its proably him singing about his 'fatherly' protection of haruhi( -cough- love -cough-)

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

its cause i yelled at him... and Hikaru is in love with Haruhi so he has no one to turn to...

Renge would probably go up on her platform ranting about strange stuff(again) and then forget what she was talking about (again)

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

... -bursts out laughing- ... he lasts until he passes out from the sunlight streaming through the windows

3 told 6 she started her period.

MORI TOLD HIKARU HE GOT HIS PERIOD?! oh he's in for it now... Hikaru's gonna tell someone whos gonna tell someone else...

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

poor Hunny... he was so in love... and the Ranka cheats on him with KYOUYA?! what were you thinking Ranka? what were you thinking...

Hunny would probably do more than slap him with a fish...

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

did you lose a bet? were you dared? did Ranka repack you're bag again?

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

he does nothing. they were probably having a competition to see who could cuss more in German.

7 got high?

it was from his own egoisticness

8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?

1. she isnt in any

2. she isnt in any

3. she isnt in any

4. i mess up all the chracter types

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

thats perfect! Ranka already cant stand Tamaki!! lol... Ranka would probably step on his face, take haruhi away, or spill soda on him...

10 starts working at a bar..

thats better... if the windows are tinted... and the lights are out... and they use torches...

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Tamaki, didi you get a gender change so you could get closer friend-wise to haruhi? and if you did... why did you have sex with Kaoru?!

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

he went out with me in the first place because i somewhat remind him of haruhi... then he realized he loved haruhi, so he broke up with me so he could go woo her

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond?

Kaoru!! you ask me out... fall in love with Ranka... get Tamaki pregnant some how and now you're in love with Hunny?! I mean who doesnt love him, besides Ranka -glaring at Ranka- but... you need serious help

Hunny would turn him down because he's had enough with dating boys and has decided to take his anger out on bumblebees, caterpillars, and tree cockapoos

3 is a drug addict. what do you do?

smack him senseless, break up with him(i refuse to date a drug addict... even if i love him), then send him to rehab... once he recovers maybe ill consider getting back together with him

4 kiss 8. what's your reaction?

HUNNY!! i know you're depressed over Ranka... but why are you kissing Renge!! at least kiss someone that isnt insane!!

5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there?

anything she finds useful and on sale

6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?

tell Haruhi to get an ambulance because Hikaru is about to get severely injured... then after the ambulance leaves with Hikaru pretty much dead inside... i remember that i dont have a boyfriend... then ponder who it was Hikaru kissed if it wasnt my boyfriend

7 is missing .where do you go to look for her?

a place where he could go to con people off of their stuff

8 needs a tutor. on what subject does he need tutoring

everything... she just doesnt seem like the kind of person who would do well in school

9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?

you've already been a cheerleader once... go for it... but dont expect me to cheer you on, you hurt Hunny so much that he kissed Renge

10 hates you. why?

cause im a happy sunny person... and i mocked him when he worked at Chuck E' Cheeses... and i made fun of his cloak... and some other stuff...

1 gives you a teddy bear. why?

cause im like Haruhi~ in some ways

2 and 6 is fighting. what do you do?

nothing, its fake. this already happened in the anime. if i do something they'll probably make me do something, most likely perverted, in return... their twisted minds just work like that

3 ate 7. what's your reaction?

thank you for freeing me from the Dark Lord of Egoists... are you over your drug addiction... cause if you are, are you willing to take me back?

4 died. how?

sugar and cute things deprivation

5 turns invisible. what does he do to you?

nothing, she gets revenge on everyone else, but i havent made her mad so im okay~

6 loses his memory. you have to give him a new memory. what do you say to him?

you are a monkey forever trapped in a human body. you're name is Ihatew Aterm Elons. you hate people that look like you and anyone that calls you Hikaru are terrorists that you love... unless they look like you. you are in love with with an antelope also trapped in a humans body named Haruhi. however, you are married to a Cantalope that you named Ihave Alota Seeds

7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name?

he got a gender change too? what is with that these days? but no matter the gender, the child shall be named: Ihavan Egoistdad

8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?

she could not be a pervert... she's too deranged

9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?

why would i cheer him up. and it served him right. jeez... cheating on Hunny with KYOUYA!! you deserved to be dumped by him... even though i think hes having your baby... which scares me... though i guess its good because now haruhi has a sister/brother and i have a new relative... on his side... yay...

10 broke up with 9. what do you do?

wait... wasnt Ranka's break up from the last question with Kyouya? when did Nekozawa come into the picture!! im so confused...

Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic?

Nope

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

scale of 1-10? 2... but its only cause on a cute scale he's a 10!!

What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant?

the world would flip upside down and would be ruled over by guppies and muskrats... and how would he get pregnant by her? wouldnt it be her getting pregnant by him?!

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

they already do that as their act in the Host Club "Brotherly Love" but no... one of them should get with Haruhi

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Haruhi(5)/Ranka(9) but not as a couple... as a daughter/father pair

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex?

no comment what so ever

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Nekozawa cant seem to get over his fear of light. but what happens when Mori jumps in to lend a helping hand?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

nope... maybe... in some peoples minds... but Tamaki/Renge? no... i dont think so...maybe if they think Haruhi should get with someone other than Tamaki(like me) then maybe...

Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic.

Kyouya is haing a bad day. the host club has been disbanded and everyone else has moved away. he drops into a deep pit of dispair and emo occurings. who is this familiar stranger lending a helping hand?

Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

im not really sure...

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Nine?

i dont think so...

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

maybe?

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Sharada by Skye Sweetnam... it fits her personality perfectly

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: threesome Yaoi

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

today... it was a really funny Twins/Haruhi fic!!

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (10), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Tamaki and Kyouya? i knew they were friends... and didn't Tamaki realize he loved Haruhi? what is going on... HUNNY!! you gave that foul cold hearted cross-dresser a second chance!! why? you better not break his heart again Ranka...Tamaki why!! Renge? you are not good together. seriously... i already explained that there's no such thing as a fluff between you two... TAMAKI!! an afair with Nekozawa?! what in the world... but you're complete opposites like him and me... Haruhi, why did you tell him to find true love with Mori? are you insane!! jeebus im so confuzzled...

What title would you give this fic?

Why to NEVER Give Tamaki Grape Juice

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck... do i really need to explain?

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alotof the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Closer(NeYo)

Waking Up: Dani California(Red Hot Chili Peppers)

First Day At School: Fifteen(Taylor Swift)

Falling In Love: All About Us(T.A.T.U)

Fight Song: What I've Done(Linkin Park)

Breaking Up: Highway to Hell(AC/DC)

Prom night: Just a Dream(Carrie Underwood)

Life: Whispers(Skillet)

Mental Breakdown: Take My Hand:Let Go(Beverly)

Driving: Comatose(Skillet)

Flashback: Listen to Your Heart(DHT)

Getting back together: Maneater(Nelly Furtado)

Wedding: Homeless Heart(Bryan Rice)

Birth of Child: Gone(Kelly Clarkson)

Final Battle: Viva La Vida(Coldplay)

Funeral Song: You Found Me(The Fray)

Final Credits: If Everyone Cared(NickelBack)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (technically i dont really care but since i would have voted for Obama if i could...)
I'm am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(yeah we figured out that my great great grandpa was from Ireland!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.(well actually he was polish AND irish so...)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (well right now i have more guy friends than girl friends, does that count?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black;
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(this one is true...)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(go rain!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(kinda...im not THAT antisocial)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (definitely true)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(im not proud of any of these things...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (almost...ill just keep it highlighted and then delete this when its finally true)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (true, true, true, and true xD)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.(well i dont like what it does but staring at a bonfire, its so pwetty~)