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Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, and Xena: Warrior Princess. As you'll notice if you peruse my stories, I haven't updated for an age, despite the odd review that pops up once and a while, sometimes requesting that I do.I don't have the time, the energy, or the will to right now. Even if writing a Xena/Gabby fic with Gabrielle = Gabriel because we saw that in a book is slightly tempting. I'm 15, American, female, and a complete xenophile. I 3 fencing, reading, and writing. Some favorite books: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman movies include film versions of some of those and a few others. tv shows - gilmore girls, xena, et al. May the HDM movie be GOOD! Reviews are always fun, but I doubt that I'll be updating any stories anytime soon. Enjoy. |
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Oh My God! I Killed Harry Potter! by MoroTheWolfGod reviews
A number of scenarios where Harry Potter dies in HP 1, 2 and 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Harry P.
Fantabulous Leggosity! by Soyotome reviews
LARGE, HAIRY PARODY! Put humor in with your Legolas to avoid starchy romance fics! Not for those who likewrite Mary-Sues. Legolas Meets Mystic Girl...satire ensues! Updated with Very Important Note for everyone to read.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Legolas
The Great Crossover Mixup by Los Pollos Desnudos reviews
All the stories are crossing over, and the world is in grave danger! Can the authors halt this madness before the Dark Lords eat the Wheel of Cheese? Includes mostly LotR, Harry Potter, WoT, and Golden Compass, but much more will be added soon.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 5/7/2003
Power Up! by Bulma Greenleaf reviews
What would happen if each member of the Fellowship got his own unique superpower? Check it out! And YAY! Chapter 12 is UUUUUP! All review, please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003
Hobbits by Sakura123 reviews
ONE SHOT: Lord of the Rings Xena Crossover: Xena travels through the Shire's forest, and stumbles onto a small child with pointy ears and hairy feet. Could he be a Elf?
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Xena, Frodo B. - Complete
Babes in the MirkWood by alleymap reviews
Four drunken hormonally charged female university students fall into Middle Earth...a genre that's been done to death, but its been done again involving alcohol....Ra! Read, hopefully laugh and review please! PG for some very bad language&it gets worse!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,040 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
My Trip to Middle Earth 9,000,000 by Inconsequential reviews
Hey, everyone's doing it-here's my own story of the time I spent in Arda.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Bilbo B.
In the End by alleymap reviews
A Boromir romance- a character that deserves some bloody happiness! Supposed to slot in with the events of LOTR, not take their place. Pg-13 for some action! Please r&r, this is my first fic... need reassurance! NOW COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Complete
Stranded by PhantomCatcher reviews
When the hobbits are stranded on what they think is a deserted island, madness ensues. Each hobbit kept a diary, though, and that is how this story came into being...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Because I said so! by Sabriel4 reviews
This is a an advice column of LOTR characters writing to Dear Flabby. May contain some spoilers. It's rated PG just to be safe, for later chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2002
Dolls, Pjs, and Angry HalfBrothers by Maureen3 reviews
It's a party -- Ares and Herc style.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2002
Theories 2: Lord of the Rings by The-Dove reviews
The fellowship find some slash fanfiction... about themselves. Frodo/Elrond?! Almost every other pairing is mentioned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Elrond, Frodo B.
The Story of Legolas and Enóreth by CNell reviews
A follow-up to The Fanfic Lounge. Can Legolas get through this twisted fairy tale without losing his sanity? Please R&R. Heck yeah she's a Mary Sue. Flame me. I dare ya.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Legolas
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Barad dur is Falling Down, Xenatised
A little songfic started during ROTK. References to the BGSB shrinking, Gabby always being caught, the FIN kiss...set to
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Published: 4/18/2004
Send in the Fans
Fanfiction, the way to fix everything that went wrong (namely, FIN). My solution to the tradegy that was FIN...in which Ares gets a little help from the fans...
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Published: 4/18/2004
Love and smoochies, Return to Sender, and more reviews
A collection of letters written by various people in ME. Aragorn & Arwen, Gimli & Gloin, etc. Chapter 14 is up...presenting the DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY OF GONDOR...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,444 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 2/21/2003
The Terrible Switchings reviews
Aragorn and Arwen are not acting like themselves. In fact, they are acting like each other...Arwen is going for the rugged, outdoorsy look, and Aragorn actually WANTS to bathe...find out the whole story...inside. No slash. A WIP. New Chapters up: 6 & 7
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
Invasion of the Body Switchers and others! reviews
In which I switch the Fellowship around. Enjoy, and please review. 3rd chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003
Lyra & Will in MiddleEarth reviews
What happens when Lyra and Will stumble onto the plains of Rohan? Find out...inside. Chapter 3 UP!
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
In the Wardrobe, et al reviews
Basically scenes from HDM that I messed around with. The first is when Lyra is in the wardrobe, etc. CHAPTER 5 UPLOADED....Lee's in it...
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003
LOTR HP BAD HAPPENINGS! reviews
Or it = this parody. There ARE multiple chapters, but this is the only one up at the moment. More to come. PLEASE r/r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003