hi im grimm and im your worst nightmare (insert evil laugh) not really so let me tell you a bit about meself.

height: bout 5'9

weight: im 140 and proud of it so ha

eyes: brown with green and blue tints

hair: brown with some red tints im Irish so yeah and its super short like a pixie cut

shoe size; doesn't matter

hobbies;reading writing drawing photography horsback music.

likes: candy, movies, horses- animals in general, summer, music, laughing, bubbes, fluffy things, pillows, cake, the colors black blue and purple, lava lamps.

dislikes: the color pink, allergy's, the cold, mean people school, and healthy food.

fav qoutes

i'll kill you with my tea-cup-riddick

i hunger for human souls or cake either is good-me

will:she makes me feel like a poet

roland:you may feel like a poet but you sound like an idiot

i like surfer boys!!- my friend being weird

upcoming stories

xxx-xander cage

the brothers grimm- jacob

pirates of the carribean- jack

fast and furious- domonic torreto

pitch black riddick- riddick

(me thinks theres a pattern)

and a series

the bathroom mirrior adventures featruing a couple from the above.

fav actors

johnny depp

heath ledger

vin diesel

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

IMPORTANT NOTICE

sorry that i havent updated but i was gone two weeks and home for a week and then gone for another week and coming up i will be working so im going to try to post but it will take time.Thanks for the support love you guys :)

-stories that will be updated

-italian job

-pitch black

-xxx