We went wishing, again and again, for someone to return to us and came away together...

So I have to write something to make this a real profile, and I wanna get feedback on what I write, therefore proving I need to write something.

I just want to say I love my editor, she's my wifesistermom, my best friend and more loyal than any dog I will ever fucking have. Love You Hun!! (and thanks for correcting my horrible, horrible spelling and grammar, because I don't use computers...)

List of whats to come:

DMC fics, specifically focusing on Dante and Lady. Because whats more hardcore than that? The answer is nothing. Nothing At All.

Escaflowne fics, because I'm a die hard fan since it came into existence. Ever.

Samuri X/Rorouni Kenshin fics, cause I am a badass, as I said.

Some Disney fics, because I have never seen the movies and who makes a better write than someone who knows nothing about what they are writing about??

anime/game fics. Give me Ideas. I'm up for anything. Its A Challenge.

I write whatever I want to write, most times its rated M because I am a pirate, and I swear like one. Sometimes they are rated M because I tend to have the imagination and libido of a raging bronko, therefore, some of my fics are hot and steamy. Excessively Hot And Steamy.

Yeah... :D:D:D:D:D:D

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And that is really basically it because I. Don't. Commit... Ever?

So I've realized I have 1) A Hard Time Writing ((I almost never get on the computer)), 2) Writers Block.

HARD CORE WRITERS BLOCK. Its eating me, literally. I have parts of a story written, on another laptop, but without a new battery pack and cord, its useless, and I can't keep any of my writing on this computer. So, basically, any writing I do is going to be very quick and easy one shots.

Ok so update: I still don't have a computer but I should be getting a desktop in my new room at my house (really its because my boyfriend wants me to play WoW with him, though I'm not highly interested in the game, I love him to pieces) I"ve also decided to do some psycoanalytical stuff her, just to explain what I feel, why I feel it, and to remind you that I don't care what eanyone else thinks.

When talking about anime's that I'm finishing up stories for, the first that comes to mind is Naruto. Now, I'm not against alternate pairings, or non canon pairings or whatever other lingo people use on here, but there are some things people should take into account when they read or write things. I'm not saying that you don't have the right or freedom to make whatever story you want up, but I am going to say why I don't like them. Psychoanalytically speaking.

NaruSaku: There is something very strange and wrong about this couple. Mostly because she's overly infatuated with Sasuke Uchiha, for whatever reasons she thinks make sense. The relationship between them is BrotherSister. Of course Naruto would look at her and think 'Man am I in love with taht pink haired lady' because he spent his entire early life (until the age of 13) with no one around him, save Sarutobi. The only kind of attention he got was negative, and he would of course misinterpret his feelings for the girl. She, meanwhile, treats him like trash because, as children learn through action/reaction and watching the older people, she saw him being treated that way. Over the course of the anime and manga, you see a bond form, but not a bond of love. Sakura's loyalty to love Sasuke is too deep. Even when Sakura says that she love Naruto, he tells her that he knows she's lying, that he think people who lie to themselves are the worst kind of people. He cares for Sakura, but he wants her to grow those feelings as well, not just state them.

NaruTsunade: Just. Ew? I have a deep feeling we're going to be dealing with another Kishimoto revelation soon, that she may be Naruto's Grandmother. Why do I feel this way? Friggin', look at her! Blond hair (same shade as Naruto/Minato), Blue eyes (Same shade as Naruto/Minato), kickass (Same as Naruto/Minato) and absolutely hillarious. Now, I don't know if Minato was a comedian, but Naruto cracks me up. That and she's, what, 50? Henge or not, she's still a relatively old lady. 50 + 16 = Felony. And I'm in the U.S people, so U.S laws are how I'm going to think.

NaruSasu: Why would Naruto be gay? That and, Sasuke's really freakin creepy. I think Sakura's the onlyone with a spine enough to sleep with him.

Naru(and)AnyMaleCharacter: I just don't think Naruto is gay. That and the tought of GuyonGuy action is kinda...Not appleaing in the least. Don't get me wrong, I love gay people. Go ahead and be gay everywhere you want. I'm just not excited about the idea of gay guys having sex, not arousing to me in the least.

ShikaIno: She's just terrifying. And no matter how much the Nara are masochists, I really see ShikaTem together. Why? I have no idea.

Choji: For some reason, ChojiIno seems like a good working match. Terrifying, but working.

NejiHina: Facking related people! Not at all exciting. Yes as a seperation as cousins, you'd think they weren't closely related. But we're talking about children of two identical twins. Identical twins means identical DNA, identical DNA means no allele speration, no allele seperations means that genetically, Neji and Hinata are more like BrotherSister. True, they are cousins, and true most cousins don't see each other often, but I mean, they live in the same house together. Just. No familymember/on/familymemeber. Its got to be the most disturbing thing I think anyone could think up.

Who else... Oh yeah! Lee!: I could definately see LeeSaku. Why? Well, there is a good possibility that Sasuke won't come back. I mean, he ran away, nearly killed Naruto, kinda went on a rampage, freaked out, has probably killed quite a few people, and been labeled a Missing Nin. Those all mean, he's supposed to die. True, Naruto coud pull one of those impressive 'listen to me because I'm wise beyond my years' speaches and make everyone not only forget whatever Sasuke did, but forgive him as well. But Naruto and Sasuke still need to fight. Why? Becuase I think there has been two fights between them, and all good things come in threes. If there has been three or more fights, well, my rule still applies because I don't care. And becuase I got off topic, LeeSaku could happen. I mean, Lee is a strong willed person, like Naruto, and never lets anything get him down, even bone fragments in the spine, and thats an epic injury. Where he is like Naruto, Sakura doesn't view him as a brother, meaning a relationship between to two could flourish, where a relationship between Naruto and Sakura probably couldn't.

Now Females:

HinaKiba: Cute, I can see the reason's behind it. Close teammates, good friends. Few issues. Hinata is head over heals, unequivically in love with Naruto. She told him so. Then got kinda pwned by Pein. But its OK, I still think she's kickass. Why? I'll explain that further down. HinaKiba I see as NaruSaku. BrotherSister. Hinata has no brothers, only NEji (whom she calls brother Neji), but that relationship is damaged severely when Neji's father offers up his life to save his brother. And it only gets worse, turning from angre to hatred over the years. But, Naruto kicks his ass and makes him see the truth. That and a scroll his father left behind explaining everything.

HinaShino: Take my rant above, and replace Kiba with Shino.

TenLee: Kinda weird, I know they are on the same team, but Neji gets all flustered around TenTen, at least I think so. and everyone knows that when a stoic man gets flustered around a woman, its mean to be. I mean, she can

SasuKarin: She's a bitch. Done. I mean, she doesn't even keep her hair properly combed..

Now, because I'm bored and have to leave this computer soon, I'll go onto the pairings that to me, make the most sense.

NaruHina: Who could not think that this was the cutest pairing? Think about it. We've got Naruto, the sun. Bright, happy, cheerful. And we have Hinata, the moon. Radiant, calm, caring. (If you're a pagan like I am, you'll understand or see more of the reasoning behind the pairing). The sun gives light to the moon, allowing the moon to shine brighter than any star in the sky. Without the sun, the moon cannot shine as bright, until she fade to a sliver, and then is dark. With the sun, she moon can showcase her beauty and light the darkness for everyone. But the sun does not give the light to the moon assuming the more will owe him. No, he casts his light out for everyone, so taht they may be as happy and bright as he. When the sun knows the moon is ever grateful for his light, helping her to be seena dn to see, he is honoured that the moon feels so much towards him. And the moon, in turn, feels blessed the the sun graced her face with his rays. Now, in most stories the sun and moon never really get to be together, because they appear on different planes (again, Pagan thing). But ther personalities of Naruto and Hinata, contrasing of course, are perfect for each other. The hyperactive knuckleheaded ninja and the shy compused kunoichi, together make a good pair. Naruto draws Hinata out of her shell, teaches her to love herself so she can love others more effectively. And Hinata teaches Naruto calmness and serenity, allowing him great moments of clarity and lucidity. Its an epic combo.

SasuSaku

ChojiIno

NejiTen

LeeSaku

ShikaTem