![]() Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Soul Eater. Just letting y'all know right now, I am nothing like the "typical teenage girl". I'm really quite the opposite, honestly. Fave Color(s): Purple, Red and Black Fave Music: I love All-American Rejects, Muse, Paramore, The Fray, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Adam Lambert, Bowling For Soup, Panic! At the Disco, Queen, Journey, One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Train, Jason Mraz, Bruno Mars, Imagine Dragons, P!nk, and Fun. Fave Movies: Anything violent and terrifying...like The Woman in Black or Mama or Insidious. Awesome movies man...and of course Hunger Games and Harry Potter heeheehee :) As well as The Amazing Spider Man and Marvel's The Avengers...AWESOME MOVIES! Well...scratch that...ANYTHING by Marvel is amazing. I also really liked Pitch Perfect! Les Miserables is now on the amazing list, as is The Breakfast Club. Oh yeah! And, I love Disney Movies with a burning, fiery passion. Fave Books: HUNGER GAMES!!! HARRY POTTER!!! MORTAL INSTRUMENTS!!! 13 REASONS WHY!!! EVERLOST!!! HOLD STILL!!! Fave Weapons: Twin Sais and/or a Potato Gun. Fave Language: Italian! Boo Yeah!! Spanish and ASL are a close second. I also really wanna learn how to speak French. Fave Instrument: Piano and/or Traditional Acoustic Guitar...or the oboe. Race: White as FUCK...with a little bit of Native American, but you wouldn't be able to tell. Age: Let's just say I'm in High School... Appearance: Short and choppy blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'7", black nerd glasses, skinny, curvy, not sure if I'm considered goth, skater, or emo...nah...I'm just me! Fave Pass Times: Food. Reading. Guitar. Reading. Piano. Reading. Skateboarding. Reading. Singing. Reading. Starbucks. Reading. Long boarding. Reading. Writing. Reading. Photography. Reading. Watching movies... did i mention reading yet? Fave Foods: Pizza. Italian. Panda Express. Ramen. BREAD. Sugar. Anything spicy. Twix. CHICKEN! Oreos. Mac n' cheese. Pringles. Chex Mix. Obsessions: Rock music, Marvel movies, shipping, music, football (soccer), punny obnoxious jokes, music, reading, annoying various people, music, etc. I love all kinds of stories...mainly One Direction (even though its against the rules...) and Twilight (even though I HATED the movies and the books) Oh yeah!! and Soul Eater!! I'm so obsessed with that Anime it ain't even funny! Hahaha, I'll gladly read anyone's stories if they want me too...I have no social life so I have nothing better to do! That's a lie, I do have a social life...I just don't care about it enough to not read for 8 hours a day nonstop. Anyways!! I'll just let you guys go now, READ my pretties!!! Bye! ShadowHunter KaliGurl I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. | |||||||
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