Likes: Anime/Manga, Fruit, Books, Pocky, Computers, my DS, and some other stuff.

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Quotes I like:

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!!

If you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If you jump out a window and die, I'll laugh harder.

If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Define 'normal'.

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you do it.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.

Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!

Fate is for those too weak to change their future. I'm not saying I'm weak...nor am I saying I'm strong...What I'm really saying...is that I'll kick your sorry ass!!

I have decided to be indecisive

Talk to the feet, the hands, ears, and face are now on vacation.

The book is called the End of Beginning, but on the back it says its important to start before you begin... But starting Is beginning, and you haveta START reading the book before you begin it ...But the END is the beginning ...Im comfused

How does it feel to be the dumbest person alive?

Sure I won't tell anyone, only the few million people watching us will know about your greatest secret.

My life is seriously fucked up.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Having the love of your life break up with and say "we can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it.

Love is the slowest form of suicide. Then why does it feel so damn good?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.

Some people are like slinkies... They're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile as they fall down the stairs!!

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he as looking back.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia

Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

I'm perfecter than the perfectest thing on earth. Which makes me perfecter than myself.

"If practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect why practice?"

I'll make you a deal. I'll take 100 dollars for...PERFECTNESS! NO 1,000,000 dollars! OKAY!

“Give me one good reason why I'm not acceptable with the life I'm currently living.” Sakura said looking at the Kyuubi vessel.

“Uh...because...because...Because Girls and Evil just don't mix!” Naruto said proudly. Sasuke smacked his forehead. Sai chuckled and Yamato looked amused.

Sakura cocked an eye brow at this.

“Oh? Boys and logic don't either but you don't see me complaining.”

-from His turn to bring her back by kisami93

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on England so IT IS MINE!

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BUNNIES KICK BUTT!

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

31 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing
Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over
The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every
Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For
Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance
With The Prophecy.'

8. dont use any punctuation ever it is very fun
goodbye

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,
with a serious face.

11 . Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is 'To
Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The
Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I
Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're
Loose!!'

19. As you're walking off the elevator,
spill marbles.

20. Call the pizza man, order a
pepperoni pizza, and at the end of ordering the
pizza, say 'remember, no pepperoni.'

21. Tell your sister/brother that you hate them,
then a few seconds later, say you love them.

22. When asked about the weather, or if anything
special or unusual happened, respond, 'Mars is
bright tonight.

23. Yell at your mom for giving you too much
homework.

24. Whenever someone askes you 'why' respond 'cuz
i'm cool like dat'.

25. Talk with a southern drawl.

26. Adds 's' tos thes ends ofs alls yours words.

27. Talk in 3rd person

28. Wear a sombrero to school and when asked about
it reply that it's national French week.

29. Whenever someone mentions music burst outsinging 'Sound of Music.'

30. When confused always say 'What' like a dumb blonde.

31. Run down your street screaming.

40 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

Fifty-Four Things I Learned from Avatar
1. Don't drink cactus juice
2. Never trust a blind girl's opinion on how good your drawing looks.
3. Don't get too close to Ty Lee.
4. Azula always lies.
5. Check ID from you are approached by a Kyoshi warrior.
6. Love is brightest in the dark.
7. Badgermoles like quick-thinking hippie tunes.
8. Assess the risks before starting your own cabbage business.
9. Don't mess with Foo Foo Cuddly Poops or his mom is gonna get you.
10. Don't drink tea that Zuko made.
11. Banana and onion juice apparently has a pickle aftertaste.
12. Don't use poisonous plants to make tea
13. Don't enter a city during a festival that shuns you.
14. Not all tea is hot leaf juice.
15. Air Nomads like throwing fruit pies.
16. There are apparently no bathrooms in the spirit world.
17. The enemy of your enemy is not always your friend.
18. Noting that your Earth Rumble VI belt matches your bag isn't very manly.
19. Earth Kingdom 'construction projects' do NOT have Fire Nation insignias.
20. When your own father gives you a large scar, it tends to mean that no matter what you do, you'll never have his respect/love.
21. It's not magic it's WATERBENDING!
22. If you finally capture the person you've hunting for awhile, make sure you have a plan. Otherwise you'll be stuck in the middle of a snowstorm in the North Pole with little or no shelter.
23. Sokka has no artistic talent.
24. Don't attempt to get one fish hook out of your thumb with another fish hook. It really doesn't work.
25. Iroh has the best advice.
26. The Boulder is an idiot who speaks in only third person.
27. The Dai Li have a killer instinct that is "so Firebender."
28. Never underestimate the power of stuff.
29. Sokka's the plan guy...and Aang and Katara are the cut stuff up with waterbending guys. Together, they're Team Avatar!
30. The journey is more important than or equal to the destination.
31. 2 vs. 5 is even odds when talking about a retired general and his nephew.
32. Sucking on frozen frogs is gross but it will cure what ails ya.
33. Mushroom clouds are indeed friendly.
34. Weirdness can always be written off as 'Avatar Stuff' by skeptics.
35. Sokka's just a simple guy with simple needs.
36. First rule of society: don't talk to commoners.
37. Just because you can master the four elements doesn't mean you can master manners.
38. If you are going to lie to an all knowing being, at least try putting some effort into it.
39. If you are trying to conquer the Avatar's homeland and she rips the earth apart to keep you away, it is probably a good idea to step back from the edge of the cliff just created.
40. Choosing the right path is harder for those who haven't found themselves
41. If you get caught stealing, blame a lemur.
42. There are 85 Jings.
43. You cannot run from your past.
44. Sky bisons are friends for life.
45. Pride is not the opposite of shame; it is the source.
46. Riding the Unagi is not fun.
47. The White Lotus wide opens to those who know its secrets.
48. Never trust Iroh when he has second-thoughts on a plant that are very close in appearance.
49. Sometimes Sokka's instincts work, sometimes they don't.
50. Follow your passion, and life will reward you.
51. Don't expect Mai to do dirty work.
52. Guys can have ponytails too.
53. Libraries are not good vacation spots.
54. Don't try to double cross someone smarter than you.