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kissed a VAMP and I liked it! I hope my BoYFREIND don't mind

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ermm.. hey , i should say. i'm kayleigh and im blonde with blue eyes. i am VERY clumsy. i have broke my arms and wrists 23 times. my legs and ankals 6 times. had 3 concusions.1 broken nose.and 3 broken ribs. dont ask how lol xx lol. and i love writting and i LOVE TWILIGHT. and im obsessed with it. i do ballet and go on ponte . but i love writting more than it. ( mostly it wrecks , lol) And im totally mad. but love the good books mostly vampire stories or funny ones. i 've only just joined fan fiction and its so kwl !!. please read my stuff. and please reveiw. xxxxx

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SOMG THINGS ABOUT ME:
Name: kayleigh.
Last name: Not saying = ) but i will tell u it begins with a 'b'
Birthday: July 25 th
Age: 14
Fave books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, The Host, The Other Side of Dark, The House of Night Novels, Clique Girl series, romeo and julet ( i love shakespear) Jinx...and many more tht i cant think of but i LOVE to read lol.
Fave Movies: Twilight, The Unborn, The Uninvited, When a Stranger Calls, She's the Man, Sydney White, The Happening, The Haunting of Molly Hartley, John Tucker Must Die, Movies with Adam Sandler, and mannnnnny more(Love horror movies!)
Fave colors: Blue and brown and green and purple.
Hobbies: guitar hero, Fanfiction, rugby, reading, going to the movies, swimming, ballet.
Stories I have written on fanfiction: look at the end !!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. i did it once when my mate said that i was a crazy phyco bitch?? i dont no why and i never will. she still hates me, and i dont even no why. lolxx

Funny Twilight things:

I have: AACIBD--addicted to all cullens including bella disorder
AV-Addicted to Vampires
LES-Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS-Wishing I was a vampire syndrome

i also have some badges.well ok a lot of them saying...

Dear diary,
I made Emmett fall in love with Edward again, my power is so self entertaining.
Love,
Jasper.

TEAM EDWARD...becuz Jacob doesnt sparkle!

Edward Cullen, sexier than you since 1901
Emmett Cullen-Stronger than you since 1916
Rosalie Hale-Better than you since 1916
Jasper Hale-CHarming ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen-quirkier than you since 1901
Bella-Clumsier than you since 1990
Nessi-more special than you since 2008

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my hear fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfil spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

THings i learned from Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Some of my favorite parts of Twilight:

Page 25: (Talking about Mike) But as we were entering the gym, he asked, "So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that."

Page 35: (He in this paragraph=Charlie) "Hey Dad, welcome home." "Thanks." He hung up his gun belt and stepped out of his boots as i bustled about the kitchen. As far as I was aware, he'd never shot the gun on the job. But he kept in ready. When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I guess he considered me old enough now not to shoot myself by accident, and not depressed enough to shoot myself on purpose.

Page 88: (Edward and Bella in the Cafe.) "They'll survive." I could feel their stares boring into my back. "I may not give you back though," He said with wicked glint in his eyes.

Page 92: "Just one theoary--I won't laugh." "yes, you will." I was positive about that. He looked down, and then glanced up and me through his long black lashes, his ocher eyes scorching. "Please?"HE breathed leaning toward me. I blinked, my mind going blank. Holy crow, how did he do that? "Er, what?" i asked, dazed. "Please tell me just one little theory." His eyes still smoldered at me. "Um, well, bitten by a radioactive spider?" Was he a hypnotist, too? Or was I just a hopeless pushover?

Page 92: "What if i'm not a superhero? What if i'm the bad guy?"

Page 163: (Edward and Bella in Edward's car after he saved her from the guys in the streets.) "Are you all right?" He still didnt look at me, but the fury was plain on his face. "Yes," I croaked softly. "Distract me, please," he ordered. "I'm sorry, what?" he exhaled sharply. "Just prattle about something unimportant until I calm down," HE clarified, closing his eyes and pinching the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger. "Um." I wracked my brain for something trivial. "I'm going to run over Tyler Crowley tomorrow before school?" He was still squeezing his eyes closed, but the corner of his mouth twiched. "Why?" "he's telling everyone that he's taking me to prom--either he's insane or he's still trying to make up for almost killing me last... well, you remember it, and he thinks prom is somehow the correct way to do this. So I figure if I endanger his life, then we're even, and he can't keep trying to make amends. I dont need enemies and maybe Lauren would back off if he left me alone. I might have to total his Sentra, thought. IF he doesn't have a ride he can't take anyone to prom...," I babbled on.

Page 181: (Edward and Bella when Edward tells Bella about his mind reading ablities) "Why do you thiink you can't hear me?" I asked curiously. He looked at me, his eyes cigmatic. "I don't know," he murmured. "the only guess I have is that maybe your mind doesnt work the same way the rest of theirs do. Like your thoughts are on the AMfrequency and I'm only getting FM." He grinned at me, suddenly amused. "My mind doesnt work right? I'm a freak?" The words bothered me more than they should--probably because his speculation hit home. I'd always suspected as much, and it embarrassed me to have it confirmed. "I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're the freak," he laughed. "Dont worry, its just a theory..."

Page 200: (Talking about Jess wanting details about the night Bella left Angela and Jess with Edward.) "She wants to know if we're secretly dating. And she wants to know how you feel about me," he finall said. "Yikes. What should I say?" I tried to keep my expression very innocent. People were passing us on their way to calss, probably staring, but I was barely aware of them. "Hmmmm." He paused to catch a stray lock of hair that was escaping the twist on my neck and wound it back into place. My heart spluttered hyperactively. "I suppose you could say yes to the first...if you dont mind--its easier than any other explanation." "I dont mind," i said in a faint voice. "And for the other question...well, I'll be listening to hear the answer to that one myself." One side of his mouth pulled up into my favorite uneven smile. I couldnt catch my breath soon enough to respond to that remark. He turned and walked away.

Page 213: (edward and bella talking about their car trip.) "That wouldnt be a problem." He was very confident. "It's all in the leading." HE could see that I was about to protest, and he cut me off. "But you never told me--are you resolved on going to Seattle, or do you mind if we do something different?" As long as the "we" part was in, I didnt care about anything else. "I'm open to alternatives," I allowed. "But I do have a favor to ask." He looked wary, as he always did when I asked and openended question, "What?" "Can I drive?" He frowned, "Why?" "well, mostly because when I told Charlie I was going to Seattle, he specifically asked if I was going alone and, at the time, I was. IF he asked again, I probably wouldnt lie, but I dont think he will ask again, and leaving my truck at home would just bring up the subject unnecessarily. And also, because you driving frightens me." He rolled his eyes. "Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."

Page 232-233: "It's twilight," Edward murmured, looking at the western horizon, obscured as it was with clouds. His voice was thoughful, as if his mind were somewhere far away. I stared at him as he gazed unseeingly out the windshield. I was still staring when his eyes suddenly shifted back to mind. "It's the safest time of day for us," he said, answering the unspoken question in my eyes. "The easiest time, But also the saddest, in a way...the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, dont you think?" He smiled wistfully. "I like the night. Withought the dark, we'd never see the stars." I frowned. "Not that you see them here much."

Page 255: (Edward talking to Bella.) "Are you so depressed by Forks that it's made you suicidal?"

Page 267: "So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?" I teased, trying to lighten the mood. He smiled swiftly, seeming to appreciate my effort. "Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin."

Page 274: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...," he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. "What a stupid lamb," I sighed. "What a sick, masochistic lion." He stared into the shadowy forest for a long moment, and I wondered where his thoughts had taken him.

Page 279: "Will you turn into a bat?" I asked warily. He laughed, louder than I'd ever heard. "Like I haven't heard that one before." "RIght, I'm sure you get that all the time." "Come on little coward, climb on my back."

Page 281: (after Edward takes Bella on the little trip on his back) "How do you feel?" he asked. I couldnt be sure how I felt when my head was spinning so crazily. "Dizzy, I think." "Put you head between your knees." I tried that, and it helped a little. I breathed in and out slowly, keeping my head very still. I felt him sitting beside me. The moments passed, and eventually I found that I could raise my head. There was a hollow ringing sound in my ears. "I guess that wasnt the best idea," He mused. I tried to be positive, but my voice was weak. "No, it was very interesting." "Hah! YOu're as white as a ghost--no, you're as white as me!"

Page 284: (Bella and Edward fighting over who shuld drive) "Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends dont let friends drive drunk," he quoted with a chuckle. I could smell the unbearably sweet fragrance coming off his chest. "Drunk?" I objected. "You're intoxicated by my very presence." He was grinning that playful smirk again. "I cant argue with that," i sighed. There was no way around it; I couldnt resist him in anything. I held the key high and dropped it, watching his hand flash like lightning to catch it soundlessly. "Take it easy--my truck is a seniour citizen."

Page 294: "Dont be self-conscious," he whispered in my ear. "If I could dream at all it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it."

Page 302: "I'm trying," he shispered, his voice pained. "If it gets to be...too much, I'm fairly sure I'll be able to leave." I scowled. I didnt like the talk of leaving. "And it will be harder tomorrow," he continued. "I've had the scent of you in my head all day, and I've grown amazingly desensitized. IF I'm away from you for any length of time, I'll have to start over again. Not quite from scratch, though, I think." "Dont go away, then," I responded, unable to hide the longing in my voice. "That suits me," he replied, his face relaxing into a gentle smile. "Bring on the shackles--I'm your prisoner." But his long hands formed manacled around my wrists as he spoke. He laughed his quiet, musical laugh. He'd laughed more tonight than I'd ever heard in all the time I'd spent with him.

Also Page 302: "You seem more...optimistic than usual," I observed. "I havent seen you like this before." "Isnt it suposed to be like this?" He smiled. "The glory of first love, and all that. Its incredible, isnt it, the difference between reading about something, seeing it in the pictures, and experiencing it?" "Very different," I agreed. "More forceful than I'd imagined."

Page 306: I could feel his cool breath on my neck, feel his nose sliding along my jaw, inhaling. "I thought you were desensitized." "Just because I'm resisting the wine doesnt mean I cant appreciate the bouquet," he whispered. "You have a very floral smell, like lavender...orfreesia," He noted. "It's mouthwatering." "Yeah, its an off day when i dont get somebody telling me how edible I smell.

And and am a total Twilight Fanatic!! so you could call me a Twilighterrrrrr or one of my personal fave's Fanpire! I LOVE THOSE BOOKS!!

Things NOT related to Twilight . but sound like they are?! lol xx :

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Mottos:

1. If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

2. When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

3. When a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

4. Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

5. Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wana know why I put this in here, believe me!)

6. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

7. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

8. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

9. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

10. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

11. To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY!

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows you can make more money.)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)

8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside insted.)

9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle.)

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

OMG this is REALLY sad! read it!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

READD thiis its soo romaticallll

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes
stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because ten years later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

-Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes

-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

-Let her know she's important.

- Don't talk about other girls around her

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am i kicking baby?"

TEAM JASPWARD !