Hello creepers that are stalking my profile!

I am Blahblahcutie, and I want you all to know that I am NOT a serial killer.

I have written a story (WITH THE HELP OF MY GLORIOUS SISTER *NUDGE NUDGE* *WINK WINK*), but don't expect anything momentous or super amazing. This is my first time.

In the meantime, don't skydive naked, or you'll probably die. Especially don't do it when eating a strawberry, and ESPECIALLY especially don't do it if you're allergic to strawberries.

Go ahead and che k iut my older sister, Guerrilla Warfare's stories. She's dah bomb.com (Totally scripted, don't go check her out)