AlexPwnsJoohide bio
 Author has written 1 story for X-overs, and Pokémon. I'm Alex =D. I get addicted to things, such as fanfics and roleplays, very easily. My favorite anime is Naruto. Favorite Characters are Hidan + Deidara. Also love Gaara, Suigetsu, and Zetsu (Cannibalistic plants are so unbeliveably cute =D). Basically all of Akatsuki xD. I write(just not often). I'll probably be writing a Akatsuki fic soon, genre is most likely humor. b Ideas /b It's Just A Game- When the twelve kids decided to make up their own OCs and play the game... They didn't realize it wasn't a game... About: 12 absolute Naruto fans (OCs) get sucked into the Naruto world and are forced to fight for their survival. Contains the actual Naruto crew (of course). I'll post pairings later. Goes along with manga so don't read if you don't like spoilers =D. |
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Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Color Coded Madness by ChayneRaection reviews
When a mysterious ring is brought into the Akatsuki by Tobi, chaos erupts. As it makes it's way from member to member, they learn no one is safe. Will someone be smart enough to realize it's a mood ring and get rid of it once and for all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,724 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Prepubescent Whims by firefly reviews
With blood, pain, destruction, and death, Kenpachi can deal. But when Yachiru starts showing inklings of a crush on her new playmate, the 11th division captain finds it more than difficult to cope.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/3/2006
Pikachu's First Date reviews
Pikachu looks for love in all the wrong places.
Crossover - X-overs & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Pikachu - Complete