This is another place where Lorien jumps off another bridge, and the rest of you bastards die. Mwhahaha!!

Who I am: Who are you?

Why am I here: Amusement for myself and others.

What am I doing: Well, anything I damn well please.

Where am I now: Take a good long look at this screen. You will come to an astonishing realization that I am not here with you in this room. Brilliant, I say, simply brilliant!!

How did I get here: It's a long story. Actually, not really. Once upon a time, there was cyberspace. And Lorien realized: Oh, the possiblities. The end.