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 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. I'm a huge nerd. Harry Potter is everything. Ok love you. |
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A Lesson in Love by KellieKat reviews
The young Israli officer gave him a puzzled look and echoed, "Valentine's Day? What is that?" Tony gives Ziva a Valentine's Day education. Hints of McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Through Darkness by puppyvegeta reviews
"I'm wanking in front of him. Gods, I'm wanking for him." [wolfstar]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Too Cool For School by Juliet'sEmoPhase reviews
Draco needs to get his patronus if he ever wants to pass his Auror training, so Harry reluctantly steps in to help. Post-Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant. LITTLE BIT OF SMUT. Birthday Present!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teamwork by agentmoppet reviews
(Drabble) Hermione gets fed up with Harry refusing to make a move on Draco and decides to take matters into her own hands... Written for the Daily Prophet competition. DRARRY, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Encounters of the Unexpected Kind by Laser Lance 720 reviews
While traveling abroad, Draco and Harry continue to run across one another. Its either stalking, fate, horrible timing on one of their parts, or the obvious fact that there aren't enough bars in the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Mysterious Portrait Painter by Sivany reviews
Someone has been painting rather interesting pictures of Draco Malfoy and sticking them up all over Hogwarts. Now that same artist has decided to paint one of Harry and Draco together and no one can work out why. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Euphemism is a perfectly good word by pottermum reviews
Innuendo's, entendre's and euphemisms! You'll find them all here. Mature rating for the 'P' word.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Not Quite Balloon Animals by NeonDomino reviews
There are some muggle items that pure-bloods know nothing about. What happens when Sirius and James get their hands on boxes of what they assume to be balloons? One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Accidental Seduction of Remus Lupin by NeonDomino reviews
Sirius didn't plan to seduce Remus, he just thought about it. An accident in the Potions Classroom during detention helps Remus hear Sirius' thoughts and realise how Sirius feels about him, and James' obsession with Jam Tarts. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Merlin, She's Properly Plastered by Draco Malfoy is Blonde reviews
Plastered, sloshed, shitfaced, hammered, intoxicated, trashed, smashed, wasted, pissed, inebriated or drunk, they all mean the same thing and Hermione is all of them! M for alcohol use and sexual themes, Hermione/Ron one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
After School Special by DirtyyLittleSecret reviews
Harry is clearing up a potions class and someone walks in... Rated M for mature content and explicit imagery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just My Luck by FalconLux reviews
Harry's attempt to drown his sorrows earns him more than he bargained for. Drarry, postwar, oneshot. Just a cute little ficlet that was sitting on my computer nearly finished. So I decided to finish it. SLASH but no lemon. Sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W. - Complete
Dirty Talk by ShinyAnn reviews
In which Draco refuses to talk dirty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Pantry companion to Birthday Celebrations by Raven Grimm reviews
Getting some privacy in Grimauld place can be a tricky thing. Sirius/Remus slash - Sirius' POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
When I Kissed the Teacher by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Sirius Black is in love with his Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher... AU, PoA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sticking to the Cover by kiwiosity reviews
No matter how crazy, you always have to stick to your cover. A collection of oneshots. Assorted couples. III: It always starts with a dare. M-ish.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
I'm just here to say read between the lines by jannikajade reviews
When Derek finds out Casey can't ice skate, he decides to do something about it. Oneshot. Dasey fluff with a tiny bit of naughtiness.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Whipped by lile90 reviews
Locker Room Talk. Oliver Oken is whipped, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend. Mad short oneshot. Slight Lollie. And there's like a second of Mex [MileyDex]
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
One Last Time by Vibeke E reviews
The mission is over, but Tony and Ziva are not ready to let Jean Paul and Sophie die. They decide they can let them love each other again, just for tonight, just one last time. [Tiva, post Under Covers]
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Give In by n1c0le reviews
Short oneshot fluffy Dasey fic. Derek shows Casey why all the girls want him.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Cherry Stems by Spiffy McFloogan reviews
ONESHOT: Sam comes arcrossed a interesting article in a magazine telling her a way to find out weather or not she's a good kisser, and Danny might seem to be catching on R&R DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
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New Year's Eve reviews
AU HPB. Slughorn is having a New Year's Eve party and Hermione asks Ron to go with her. What does that mean for the two best friends? Next chapter will be up soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Complete
Bubble Baths
Remus and Sirius cuteness. The two puppies share a bubble bath post-POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I'm Head Boy for a Reason reviews
Percy tells Oliver he was made head boy. Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Caught reviews
Takes place after HBP. Hermione accidentally walks in on Ron in the shower and witnesses more than she expected. When Ron goes to confront her, he gets more than he ever imagined. Ch. 2 is up! Contains some slight Drarry mentions. (Also a hint of Fred/George if you look at it upside down and choose to perceive it that way)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Smoke and Understandings
After leaving the graduation ball, Harry comes to some conclusions with the help of the last person he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete