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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

These are the Prophecies that are in the books:

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned.

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,

The child of Athena's final stand.

Destroy with the hero's last breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days.

Olympus to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.

To storm or fire, the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx!

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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If you could read that put it in your profile

You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what's best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You have hydrophobia
You are very arrogant and power hungry.

3/10= 30% ...

CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.
You have acrophobia

6/10= 60% AWESOME!!

CHILD OF HADES
You're not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

7/10= 70% Surprising...

CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You're an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You're a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it's environmentally friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

0/10= 0% Not really that surprising. I mean, I never really had anything to do with nature, you know?...

CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
You're a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You're competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don't take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don't always think before you do something.

2/10= 20% Umm... I think I'm fine without knowing this...

CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You're probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You're the valedictorian in your class.
You've never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
0/10= 0% I would like Athena as my mother, but I'm not really into books and reading.

CHILD OF APOLLO
You're very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

0/10= 0% I'm not disappointed, really...

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver. (My favorite color)
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10= 70% Wow, umm... well I'm a boy, this is weird

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You're the best at Wood shop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You're a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren't afraid of fire. (As long as I'm not on fire)

1/10= 10% No Comment

CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You're always at the front of every trend.
You're the popular girl/guy at your school.
You're often invited to parties.
Your motto is 'It's never a party without me."
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
0/10=0% THANK THE GODS

CHILD OF HERMES
You like pick-pocketing your friends.
You're a prankster.
You're a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You're the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You're inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10= 80% ...

CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You're the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You're a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you're abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10= 0% No disrespect, but I don't do any of these things, I can't even drink yet...

Hmmm... Apparently my godly parent is Hermes... Yes!!!! That is AWSOME!!!

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Titan of the Hunt by vPxForerunner x reviews
During the final days of the second Giant war, Percy loses the one he loves and his purpose for living. So he asks the gods for a task to challenge him and give him a new purpose. Unfortunately for him a man hating goddess and friends are going to be gaining a new Guardian. Post MOA. Pertemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 603,090 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 4,398 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Thalia G., Reyna R.
God of Sex by SpitKill reviews
This is a PercyX? story. There will be a lot of pairings and this is erotic fiction. Lemons will be in every chapter with a different girl. First Chapter CalypsoXPercy. Summary: After the Titan war Percy becomes the God of Sex, replacing an old God who was ready to be done with his duites and pass it on to a younger candidate.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,131 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Percy's fun misadventures by Ace13113 reviews
All characters owned by Rick Riordan. Lemons, lemons, more lemons...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,772 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Reyna R.
Embrace the shadows by TheSilverboar reviews
Percy, abandoned by almost all of the other campers, abandoned by the Olympians, abandoned by even Annabeth in favor of his new half-brother is offered a deal to go back and change it all as a child of darkness instead of a son of the sea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,046 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Percy J., Nyx, OC, Chaos
The True Child Of Chaos by nutsofthechest reviews
This isn't your normal chaos story, what if Percy was a natural born son of chaos and adopted by her brother Order? Percy is born on another planet but is forced to go to earth the day he was born. What will happen to him when he is here? Will he ever Rated M: badass fight scenes, lemons, and harem Percy/Hestia, Hera, Artemis, Piper, Zoƫ, Bianca, Diana#2, Khione, Chaos#2.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 663,753 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 2,659 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
The Choice by CthulhuIsReal reviews
When Percy breaks up with Annabeth, a guy sends him a book to read. When he gets this book, he's surprised by how many girls want him. And he has to make a choice between all of them. Who will it be? Percy/? Credits to ChocolateIsMyDoom. I won't spoil.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Percy J.
A Guardian's Troubles by The-Council-with-Queen-Crimson reviews
Artemis has wanted kids of her own but she choses ill time to convince Hera to let her use Parthenogenesis, which lets a goddess have a child without a male but if your not a goddess of families you need help. At the same time, Zeus has commanded Artemis to chose a male Guardian that is good at close combat. So She chose Percy. This won't be cliche Guardian story, It will be crazy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,550 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
Jackson Girls by perseusswift reviews
Percy has become the Hero of Olympus and now he can do the thing he does best... fucking girls brains out
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,188 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Percy J.
Percy Threesomes by BookDevourer52 reviews
Aphrodite is up to her tricks and spells again! She's trying to find the perfect person for Percy since she likes him. Who will be in a steamy relationship with the Saviour of Olympus? Read and Discover!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Percy J. - Complete