ImNotReallyAHumanhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Yes I Do Spend Too Much Time On Here But For Good Reason!! Reason 1 → There Are Some SERIOUSLY Good Stories On Here Reason 2 → Yeah... Im into reading. Alot. I House of night, I like Twilight. Not full out FanGirl love though. I personally dont like Robert Pattinson avoids stones I love Supernatural and fiction and TV in general. Not very good and writing, more imagining, so if my stories seem a bit "off" its just because im having a bit of trouble typing whats racing around in my head. Much Love |
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Victims of Love by MrsCullen6 reviews
Edward never came back. Four years later Bella is now a nurse at Seattle Grace hospital. One day when she comes to work she discovers there are 2 new doctors in town, the Cullens. What will happen? ExB story. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,523 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spawn by sammyjaredgirl reviews
Dean's latest sexual conquest proves to be a living nightmare.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
Leave Out All The Rest by Emmy1512 reviews
Bella falls pregnant just before her Senior year of high school. Follow her and Edward through the decisions, good and bad. All characters belong to S Meyer. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,388 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Self Medicating by Emmy1512 reviews
Alice and Jasper both have ways to cope with their issues. These ways are not always to their benefit. What happens when they are admitted to the same psychiatric ward. Full summary inside. Rated M for self-harm and drug use. Reviews are appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,641 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Plays For Hogwarts by HeartForSoul reviews
The Gryffindors are bored. What do they do? Truth or dare? No! Make a play about Slytherins? Of course! "She starts cursing and I'm in love!" Fred said jokingly. All of a sudden they heard a very loud, "BLOODY HELL!" George and Lee's smiles grew wide. AU-Possible Permanent Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W.
TwiNight by x.Blue.eyed.bella.x reviews
Zoey Swan is just an average teen from Forkes, but the day she is marked this all changes. She moves to the Cullen House of Night where all is not as it seems. Main twilight characters and house of night characters enjoy : x
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009
These Lives We Lead by ello luv reviews
AU. Jack Harkness is the most popular boy in year 13 – if not the entire school. When a new boy is transferred there, things start to get a little more complicated… eventual Janto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,822 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
City of Dancing Lights by Alister Eternia reviews
When Edward's in a bad car accident.He needs to go through physical therapy to learn to walk again but can he also learn to love again.What will happen when his physical therapist Emmett shows him life from a new perspective, and when his past comes back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,946 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Emmett
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Cullens on Camp! by luvin'stuff reviews
What happens when everyone's favourite vampires have to go camping? And this time, it's for real
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009
Gird Your Loins by greeneyedgirl813 reviews
Bella has her period. Oh god. It sure is going to be a week in the Cullen house. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella
Fred and George The Prankster Diaries by i luv hardy reviews
Get inside the pranks of Fred and Goerge :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Always Teatime by Random-Battlecry reviews
They're at tea. They're always, always at tea, and there's no time to wash the things between whiles. A series of short pieces, featuring the genial beverage and based around an overloaded table.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice
Jasper and Emmett's Offical Cullen Annoyance Guide by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
When you don't eat or sleep, it leaves you a lot of spare time. Some vampires study, some compose music and Jasper and Emmett annoy their family. Manipulating the emotions of others can be used for fun too... RATED M FOR SOME SEXUAL HUMOUR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
143 by gosh so sweet reviews
“Ron, you use the scoop! People are looking! You can’t just grab! You’re leaving your germs all over the others, and-” “I don’t have germs, Hermione. I took a shower before I got here.” Ron spending the summer at Hermione's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,290 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
We'll Meet Again by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
Vince is a London evacuee and ends up in Yorkshire with Mrs Moon and her estranged son. D/C: Not mine! Set in WW2 times. xx
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,261 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Twilulz by queenbellaloca reviews
The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
35 Things The Twins Are NOT Allowed To Do by Princess Punzel reviews
A list of things Fred and George are absolutely not allowed to do! I suck at summaries, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Colors: Yellow by piticbob reviews
The colors that surround us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Holly Noir and the Mysterious Case of the Wardrobe by princess-katie reviews
Holly Noir - sister of Vince, girlfriend of Howard - has roped the boys into helping her clear out her messy wardrobe. Little does she know, a creature lives in that wardrobe, and will have strange effects on her. How are they going to sort this one out?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Alice is Dead by Ordinary.Day reviews
Alice is abused at home and she want to get away from all that. She finds a rabbit hole......She finds a note "kill the rabbit"
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alice, White Rabbit
Help Me! by KarlaAndTaniaAreImmortal reviews
Bella gets hurt and the Cullen family try to help. Will they really end up helping? Rated T for Language. Written by: Karla!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward
Turn That Frown Upside Down Cullen Style! by Abandoned Anarchy Angel reviews
This is my first fan fiction so bare with me. Did you ever wonder what the Cullens do when their not protecting Bella or when she's not there? Well read this and find out! I apologise for the bad summary! I promise the actual story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Alice - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
A Night to Remember by TwiHardPotterHead reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose are roommates in college and live below three rowdy boys. They get sick of them one night and lure them back to their bedroom for a little fun and games. M Lemony. E/B. J/A. Em/R OOC/AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,131 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jasper's Powers by Alice Whitlock Hale Cullen reviews
A little fun with Jasper's powers are in order when life in Forks gets a little dull. A string of either one or two-shots. Set in between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper
Who Won The War? by FirstMateBunny reviews
Emmett decides to erm... politely inform Jasper who won the war.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6599 - Favs: 5,534 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Annoying Edward by teamjacob1 reviews
Alice finds a list of ways to annoy Edward. How long untill he cracks? To Edward fans- GET OVER IT! It's all in good humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Jasper
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One Missed Call by TorpleKnope reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Secret Identites by jasperissexy reviews
All the characters come out of the closet! Emmett's naked! Alice buys a...pink strainer? The Cullens are just really crack heads in disguise...probably. VERY random and VERY OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Ronald Weasley Writes a Fanfic by Socra reviews
What happens when Ron begins to write fantasies about his life? Will someone find his story and read it? Will others write their own? Read to find out! Hah!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Bored by cubye4 reviews
What do you get when you take a werewolf, a vampire, and a deck of cards? Embry and Jasper playing poker! It was purely for fun! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jasper, Embry - Complete
Day of Reckoning by Waffle of Doom reviews
After 'the incident' involving Jasper, in the lunch room, naked; Jasper, with the help of Edward, has decided to get revenge against Emmett for the role he played in it. SEQUEL TO SHOWER STORIES.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Snapshots by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Snapshots of Edward and Jasper's lives together, from the day they met to disastorous dates to cuddles. Slash. Lemons. Tattoos. Prequel to Ink Me, Baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Apologize by woodfairy140 reviews
Erik and Zoey apologize directly after the 'acting' scene in Untamed. Warning:Spoilers. Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with HON. Tear,sniff.Lemon up!
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Erik N., Zoey R.
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Close by Emmy1512 reviews
Alice's philosophy? "No one gets close, I don't get hurt"... What happens when she starts at her new school in Forks, and the cute Jasper takes a liking to her, determined to get close? IT GETS HAPPIER I PROMISE - Characters belong to Meyer - AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,914 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Random IMing with the Cullens by Blazewire
Somethings up with Edward and Jasper. They're acting very strange. When they both decide to get online...things get VERY RANDOM! Others decide to join in at RANDOM times! rated M for strong language. VERY FUNNY! may be more chapters to come! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,966 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009
That's What Girls Do by Keira Sawyer reviews
One shot. Food fight. Evil minds. hard ons. Naughty moments. AH. Canon couples. Deliciously hot. Lemon. according to my reviewers: funny.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally In Love by Lishbashbaaaa reviews
Jacob and Renesmee. Future years. Nessie doesn't realise her feelings for Jake until one special day. One special day that will change her life forever... Full of drama and fluff and sadness and happiness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 56,875 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
In the Doctor's Bedroom by kaia2008 reviews
Jasper and Bella enjoy some time alone during a party. Rated M **lemons**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bark At The Moon by Stretch reviews
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” Bella replied. She took Jake’s hand and led him from the room. “Where’s the fun in that?” Jake, Quil, and Embry take Bella on their annual outing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
A Cullen Truth or Dareness Type Dealio by Obsessivegeekybuffalosnowcones reviews
Another Cullen truth or dare. I thought it would be funny so please read and review. Lot's of OOCness. DISCLAIMER: I obviously do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Angela, Edward - Complete
The Quest for IT by xoJaymexo reviews
Something's are obvious. Something's make you think. And the definition of IT comes from asking others. Follow Emmett on his quest to answer the unanswerable! Warning: Rated T for mentionings of sex, and crude humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Ink Me, Baby by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella and Alice head to Miami for a vacation, they plan to get something to remember their trip. But in sexy tattoo artists Edward and Jasper, they come back with much more. Chapter Fic. AH AU OOC. Dirty lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett Events by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Daily fun with Emmett in 3 easy steps: Part 1, The Wonderful Cullens at Forks High: Emmett before Twilight. Part 2: Emmett's Random Events and Part 3 Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, To Camp We Go!The Cullens all go camping! Includes Chinese, so read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,746 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Emmett - Complete
The Bet by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Haunting of the Twilight Cast by dazzlesparkle reviews
The cast spends a night at a haunted house.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Crack of Dawn by Seruleyan-Wings reviews
Football season was always Edward’s favorite time of year at Spoons High School. Not because of the sport, he HATED football. It was just the time of year that Emmett would put on tights and run around the field tackling other guys. It was so hot. crackic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
In The Mist, There Lies A Secret reviews
A secret "daughter" of the Volturi falls in love with Seth. However, what happens when her past changes her, and potentially ruins what she had. Also about Calisle' past. Seth/OOC No Lemons as yet, maybe fluff. Humour Involved.First Fic.. BAD at summary
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Seth