10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Riley Stahl

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rilizzle .

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Edward Navajo

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Staridam (What a gay name. -.-)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Mountain Dew (That's a flavor?)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Iaddlcn (It's cool...)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann (Grrrrrrr a girl name)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bandit ( XD )