"I'm a fatale pork cutlet bowl that enthralls men"

Name: [insert dynamic af username]

Age: 1000-7

Current obsession: Y!!!OI

Number of couples shipped: 1919919101010094847482881819282883838388

Possibility of me writing fanfics 90% of the time and not posting them: 100000%

Current fandoms:

One Piece

Tokyo Ghoul

TØP

MekakuCity Actors

Yuri!!! On Ice

Attack On Titan

Free!

Haikyuu!!

Sherlock

Supernatural

HoneyWorks

Bungou Stray Dogs

Important facts:

I change obsessions all the freaking time

I ship Otayuri more than I ship Viktuuri

Actually I love Yurio and don't even know why I ship him-

Am a ghost user :v

Kano x Kido, Ayano x Shintarō, GOT IT???

Armin is my bby, Levi is my daddy

Haru is my water, but I don't mind sharing the love ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

No way in hell will I ever be a Multishipper, excuse me, but one ship per moe character.

There are two kinds of [Insert dynamic af username]s you'll see: 1.Prude af cinnamon roll that will never write lemon/2.SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTFUCKTHEFLUFFAJA

My writing is all over the place 420% of the time, which is why I keep myself to long ass one-shots and never write full stories, therefore don't expect one of me.

I'm not a fujoshi, or whatever yuri fans are called, I simply ship anything that's alive, old enou- *remembers Otayuri* anything that's alive, attractive and fits, be it two men, two girls, two crabs, idfc.

I still wonder if Tsubaky-Chou Lonely Planet is legal

Now, for an ending quote:

"I know you thought she was different, you thought she was nice. But she's not nice, she's pretty fucking far from nice"