FBI file #029312931
Subject name: goes by alias of Miraniel
Subject Location: somewhere in California
Subject age: roughly fourteen years old. Sometimes behaves as if subject is five.
Wanted for: disturbing the peace, stalking prince Legolas of Mirkwood, harboring a Furby in her bedroom
Other statistics: Enjoys LotR and Les Miserables. Has a fatal weakness for Orlando Bloom. Watches Spongebob Squarepants obsessively.
Alert code: Red, highly dangerous. Should be captured at any cost.
Reward: $100,000 dollars shall be given to anyone who captures this girl.