They're being held at Studio 254, known to be quite possibly the most terrifying environment in the world- if one happens to land on their host's hit list. Their every answer is monitored and transcripted. Ask at your own risk.

Some boarding school rules were made to be broken. AU

Tea. Halloween. Balloons. Dieting- or lack thereof. Txt chat. Conveniently packaged as five totally unrelated one shots. -No refunds or exchanges. Manufacturer is not responsible for addiction.-

Ah, prom. Shelby deems it a miracle. Laura says it's a disaster. Nigel declares a state of emergency. For Otto, it's amusement. For Wing, it's confusion. For Franz, it's a pot of gold. Alas for poor Nero, who has no idea what he's gotten himself into.

Otto bribes H.I.V.E.mind into helping him wake up Wing. Of course, being Otto, this is rather more interesting than the title would imply. Spoofed the title on Mark Walden's "Taking Wing". Recently revised

Are love and romance the same thing? Does the crazy guy kill the relativistic snake? Will Wing ever get special relativity? Everyone has so many questions in the promised final one-shot before I close my poll.

Shelby abruptly tunes into a discussion and gets slightly mixed-up. Her mind runs on...

A short little drabble, involving shuriken, bo staffs, and some popcorn. And a bug. One hundred perent spoiler-free.

Uh oh. SOMEONE has PROCRASTINATED. Usually, this is a very bad thing. This time, however...