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Hellos, name's Kayti. If you could describe me in three words, it would probably be: Hyper Random Fangirl. That's what I've been told, anyway...

P.S- I'm doing a collab story with "Erin Hunteress", a writer on here. It's a Warriors fanfic. I don't know if I'm going to post it on my account also, we haven't really discussed it. Stay tuned guys.

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Um, YES.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Not really.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

No comment.

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

I read it like Ar-ee.

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

No.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

No, I didn’t even find that amusing. Come on, James Patterson.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Eh, no. I’m not fond of FAX. Plus, I don’t squeal. *averts eyes*

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No. I was more like, “Does this mean we get to see more Iggy?!” But no.

9. Who is your favorite character?

Iggy. Always and always.

10. Do you like Jeb?

It’s a mutual feeling. It’s like he’s just there, you know; a spare. Like he doesn’t really matter. So I could care less about him.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

No. I was thinking about how JP keeps on giving the Flock these powers that make them seem like “Special Snowflakes”, as I like to call them.

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

No, because TFW had more Iggy in it than MAX :D

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

I don’t really remember them having attitudes, so no.

14. Which book is you’re all time favorite?

School’s Out- Forever. Angsty Iggy anyone?

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Um…. The Brady Bunch Song?

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

No, not really.

17. Who do you think the Voice should be?

JESUS.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Iggy. Like, a guitar.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Can’t remember what happened. But Iggy got his cool powers! :D

20. MIGGY or FAX?

I can’t say I like either, but MIGGY. Because anything’s better than FAX.

Number your 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in no order and answer the questions!!

1. Iggy

2. Angel

3. Dr. Martinez

4. Nudge

5. Gazzy

6. Max II

7. Max

8. Tess

9. Ella

10. Fang

11. Jeb

12. Ari

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Angel and Jeb? I haven’t, but I know that there are some out there.

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not in a romantic way or anything, but I think Nudge is pretty hot. More than Max, I must say.

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Ari got Tess pregnant? Do they even know each other?

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh, yeah. Ella has lots of fics. But they aren’t really interesting.

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Angel and Max II? Um, well, not really….. No. Just no.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Well…. Gazzy with Ella, or Gazzy with Fang? …..Gazzy and Ella because they’re closer in age. I can’t imagine him with Fang.

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think Max would beat the crap out of Ari for doing that with Angel. But they’re both seven so…. Would it be okay? Bah. I don’t know.

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Dr. Martinez teaches Fang the art of baking cookies. That’s actually one of the chapters in my drabble. Its chapter 29, I think.

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Iggy and Tess? There’s a fair amount.

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Max and Ari……. Forbidden Love? Dunno; but Ari loves Max, right?

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

That would be Nudge and Iggy…. An angsty Niggy fic?

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Well, there aren’t many about Dr. Martinez…..

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Jeb? Who cares abut Jeb?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

That would be Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy. Probably.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Fang? “I SWEAR I’M NOT EMO, BELIEVE ME! DO I LOOK EMO? DON’T TAKE ME TO THE LOONEY BIN, NOOOOOOOO!” Maybe someone’s trying to put Fang in rehab….?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Song-fic about Tess? Um….. maybe some classical song likes Beethoven…?

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Iggy/Max II and Ari? Warning: There is much angst, confusion, and a love triangle, even though these parings do not make sense. There is also one-sided love. Thank you.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Um... Fang and Angel? That’s a bit… too much.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Angel and Tess. Jeb describing it. "Odd. Unreasonable. Confusing. I had never heard of this Tess girl in my whole life, and suddenly she comes and sweeps my little Angel away? It is unacceptable. But no matter how much times I tell her, Angel won’t listen. So I just have to stand by and watch.” Tess and Angel together is VERY unlikely.

20) How emo is Seven?

MAX? She’s got enough emo in her, I can tell you that. “I love Fang, but I have to save the world. Oh, the pressure!” Yeah, she’s SO emo.

24 REASONS WHY IGGY FROM MAXIMUM RIDE IS BETTER THAN FANG

1. Iggy can build spectacular bombs.

2. Fang cannot. And he can see.

3. Iggy cooks like Emeril.

4. Fang would burn the house down if he tried.

5. Iggy has a hillarious sense of humor.

6. So does Fang, but only on his blog - otherwise, you might as well be talking to a rock.

7. Iggy loves fire.

8. Fang loves Max. Whoop-de-do. Get a room, you two!

9. Iggy has skills.

10. Fang has a blog. Enough said.

11. Iggy doesn't need fangirls on the Internet to tell him he's awesome.

12. That seems to be the secret purpose behind Fang's blog...

13. Iggy laughs in the face of danger.

14. Fang goes emo in the face of danger.

15. Actually, just kidding on that last one - he actually leaves, and abandons his familly in the face of danger. My bad.

16. Iggy has super-ears.

17. Fang has a super-ego.

18. Iggy is smart.

19. Fang is a smart-Alec.

20. But so is Iggy...

21. Fang has a snappy fashion-sense.

22. Iggy has enough knowledge on explosives to blow up the planet, and the creativity and intelligence to get away with it.

23. Fang wears just black. All the time. What does that say for your creativity, buddy? And finally...

24. Fang looked like a GIRL in the mangas, and Iggy was HOT. So there.

If you believe that Iggy is better than Fang, copy and post that onto your bio.

Because Nachos.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they're the one who tripped you

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! NOT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, FOOL RUN!"

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: already sue your doctor

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

I Owe My Mother (This isn't all of them, just my favorites!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out

9. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

10 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

11. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

12. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

13. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

14. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

15. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

16. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

17. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

18. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

So! This my profile (Duh, why else would you be here?), nice to meet you! Please enjoy my stories!

-KK