Hey there! Ever heard of me? No, not yet. I haven't made it big on this site yet - but I will eventually.

I'm sorry to say that I'm not good at uploading everything on time. I get serious writer's block. Don't expect normal from me. I find new fandoms all the time, so just stick with me. And, hey, you might, too.

So you wanna know about me, hmmm? I'll put a few thinks down just so you know.

NAME: I have many various identities, but on this site you will know me as this for the different fandoms:

All: Jackie Lantern (No, this isn't my real name - something you will never know - but call me Jackie all the time. It's my official unofficial nickname. )

AGE: I have an age, and I'm proud of it!

All: Shmevitybleventeen, of course, but I can't wait to to be bleventy one day!

WHAT: I'm not human, and you should know that. It's quite obvious!

All: I am a Fairy-Princess-Alicorn-Dream-Demon, just so you know. Yes, I know I'm insane.

SHIPS: This must be categorized, of course.

Gravity Falls: Bill x Dipper (OTP), Mabel x Wendy, Mabel x Pacifica, Sheriff Blubs x Deputy Durland, and Lee x Nate.

Monster High: Heath x Abbey (OTP), Draculaura x Clawdeen, and Cleo x Toralei.

Ever After High: Cupid x Dexter (OTP), Apple x Raven, and Lizzie x Daring.

My Little Pony: I don't have any official ships for this, since it's so controversial... I guess I could say all of them are pretty good? I dunno.

MY LIFE: Well, I have school, but that's pretty easy (mostly), and I have friends, I like only getting two hours of sleep, and I quote Bill Cipher randomly and use the quote to scare people. It's fun, I swear.

I have Celiac disease. I cannot eat gluten, which means cake, cookies, cupcakes, pizza, pasta, bread - basically all the good stuff. Yes, I can eat meat, veggies, beans, fruit, rice, and most candies! But mainly I just eat candy. So healthy, right?

Let the fluff continue and let there be gummy bears raining from the sky as it snows ice cream! -random name

I'm not perfect. I'll never be that way. I'll have my mistypes and grammatical errors, and I'll have my ups and downs. Life will stab me in the back every chance it gets. But I chose writing. And I'll stick with writing. Copy and paste onto your profile if you're committed to writing for life.

Why do guys fall in love with girls?

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE!

that didn't work for me. but oh well. at least my friends love me.

You'll never know what'll come out of me... and remember, sometimes less is more. Psssh, I say that but my outfits everyday... if only you all knew...

And last but not least, review! I'll love you forever! Well, as long as you love me too!

Peace out!

BillDip is the chiz, so read that of my stories! They're the best, I suppose!