![]() Author has written 7 stories for Warriors, Mario, Fairy Tail, and Portal. Hey! My name is Laurie, or at least my human form. I have a Warrior cats OC named Silverclaw, an assassins creed OC called Iris, a fairy tail OC named Reina, and a wolf form called Frost. Heres a few things I do: I do animations Writing is my life I love to play video games I love to collect stuffed animals X3 Well then, shall we get to the fun part? _--Line Break--_ ...DRAGONS Today, writers are scorned by those too unversed to know. Disdained, by those too ignorant to believe. Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream. Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try. But we, as writer, know them to be wrong. A writer is a person who dreams. A writer is a person who wishes. A writer is a person who escapes. A writer is a person wholives. A writer is a person who is not afraid. A writer is a person who strives. A person who expresses. A person who believes. A person who understands. A person who knows. I am a Writer. I dream of a world where anything is possible. I wish for a world where war is just a myth. I escape into a world where I canpredict the future. I live in a world of joy and mystery. I am not afraid of the world I create. I strive in the world where others give up. I express myself in ways others dare not try. I believe in things others are too afraid to trust. I understand things otherscannot, in a way others cannot. I know in ways others deny. I personally love this uhh.. Poem? I dunno, but it just got to my feels XD _--Line Break--_ ...DIRE WOLVES Choose 12 of your favorite video game characters, or movie/book characters in any order and answer questions. 1) Lucario-Pokemon 2) Altair-Assassins Creed 3) Wolf-SSBB 4) Ninetails-pokemon 5) Haru-The cat returns 6) Tigerstar-Warriors 7) Toothless-How to train your dragon 8)Tsunami-Wings of fire 9) Gray-Fairy tail 10) Natsu-Fairy tail 11) Erza-Fairy tail 12) Nyra-The guardians of ga'hoole What will happen if 1 woke you up in bed? Laurie: Go away, im still sleeping. Lucario: *hits Laurie on head with aura sphere* we have a meeting with Ninetails this afternoon, and if you're late, she'll burn your face off. Laurie: *almost dead* 3 walked into the bathroom while you're taking a shower? Wolf: Hi, I- Laurie: GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE PERV 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Laurie: Pshhh, as if Gray would allow that. He'd freeze you once he saw that face of yours Ninetails: YOU'RE SUCH A MEAN PERSON *sobs* Gray: Laurie's got me spot on. *freezes Ninetails* 6 is lying next to you on the beach? Tigerstar: And so, if we just kill every kittypet in the clans, everyone will obey me! Laurie: Mhmm, and where do I come on? Tigerstar: You'll help me with execution *fist bumps Laurie* Laurie: #Bestvillanbuddiesever 7 suddenly confesses he/she is part of your family? Laurie: *stares at the huge dragon* Toothless: *stares back* Laurie: Well then, WHERE ARE MEH EPIC DRAGON WINGS?!?! 8 got into the hospital somehow? Laurie: Honestly, this is not a surprise. If Tsunami didn't get herself into a fight at least once a day, that'd be really weird. Tsunami: SHUT UP HUMAN *tries to kill Laurie* 9 made fun of all your friends? Gray: That wasn't me, it was probably Gemini. Laurie: Wut 0.0 10 ignored you all the time? Laurie: GOD DAMMIT NATSU ARE YOU SICK OR SOMETHING? YOU NEVER IGNORE ANYONE!!!! Natsu: *punches Laurie* You're as annoying as Gray Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will 1 do? Laurie: LUCARIO GET YOUR FAT TAIL OVER HERE AND DESTROY MY PURSUERS ALREADY! Lucario: *uses bone rush to knock down the first serial killer* One down. *Uses close combat to knock out the second serial killer* Two down. Laurie: About time, you took forever! Lucario: *smacks Laurie into unconsciousness* Three down. You're on vacation with 2 and you managed to break your leg. What does 2 do? Laurie: *Follows Altair as he swiftly leaps over rooftops* WAIT SLO- *falls off ten story rooftop* Altair: And Malik calls me a novice. -.- It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Wolf: Here's the same laser gun I have, a fake fur coat so we can be twinsies, and an ice maker for no apparent reason. *grins* Laurie: *Elbows wolf under the chin, knocking him out* You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that's on fire! What does 4 do? Laurie: DAMN IT NINETAILS YOU'RE NOT HELPING! Ninetails: *uses flame thrower again* You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Haru: *whacks Laurie on the head before she does anything too idiotic * You're about to marry 10! What is 1's reaction? Laurie: WHY COULDNT IT BE GRAY OR ALTAIR WHHHYYYYYY Lucario: For once, i agree with you. Natsu: B*STARDS! *uses roar of the fire dragon* You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Toothless: *licks Laurie on the face* You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Gray: IF YOU DONT WIN THIS I'LL PUT YOU IN MY ICE PRISON Laurie: YOU TRY COMPETING IN A STUPID GAME OF WHO EATS MORE! IM ABOUT TO BARF! Gray: *facepalm* Natsu would've won this instantly. *sigh* That moron. You can't stop laughing. What will 11 do? Erza: *Equips into black wing armor and summons a sea empress sword* Laurie: *stops laughing as Erza slices her in half* 1 is all you ever dreamed of. Why? Laurie: Listen, Lucario is an aura pokemon, i wouldnt be surprised if he went into my dreams every night. *cough*STALKER*cough* Lucario: *throws aura sphere at Laurie* 2 tells you his/her deep feelings for 9? Laurie: DAMN IT THE TWO CHARACTERS WHO COULD BE DECENT BOYFRIENDS You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? Wolf: Are you sure you shape shifted into a wolf? Laurie: Yes... -,- Wolf's parents: LOOK AT HER FUR, DEAR. ISNT IT A PERFECT SHADE OF SILVER? AND LOOK AT HER TAIL! Laurie: Just wait till you see my human form... Wolf's Parents: What was that dear? Wolf: NOTHING 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts... Laurie: *shift shapes into a cat* LETZ GO TIGERSTAR!!! REMEMBER THE PLAN WE FORMED WHEN WE WERE ON VACATION TOGETHER Tigerstar: GOT IT! *kills every clan cat* MUAHAHA I LOVE BREAKING HEARTS 8 thinks that he/she will never get a boy/girlfriend. What do you tell him/ her? Laurie: You're kidding right? Did Riptide ditch you or something? 9 is too shy to face you in public and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what? Laurie: YUUUUUUSS I LOVE YOU TOO GRAY! *hugs Gray* You spot 11 kissing 1. How do you respond? Laurie: What. The. F*ck. This must be a nightmare. You notice 5 and 6 have been inside that motel room MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Laurie: The plan must've gone wrong... *runs into motel and sees Haru tied up by Tigerstar* Tigerstar: Don't even ask. Haru: What you're doing is wrong! Killing innocent clan cats is a terrible crime! Stop you're devious plan now! Laurie: Remind me why she's here in the first place? THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR MORAL PEOPLE!!! Would 2 trust 5? Laurie: HELL NO! HARU STAY AWAY FROM ALTAIR, HE'S MINE. Haru: Don't you already like Gray? And you're dating Wolf... Now Altair too? *facepalm* If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together, which study will they pick? Lucario: Whose Haru? If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? Wolf: Today's romantic meal for my lady is a- Tigerstar: A PIZZA WITH EVIL SAUCE AND WOLF FUR Laurie: 0.0... WTF GUYZ If 7 and 9 applied for a job, what job? Gray: Well, Natsu hs a flying cat... BUT I HAVE A FLYING DRAGON NOW!! Laurie: GO GRAY!! If 8 gives 5 a haircut, is that okay? Haru: how in the world do I give Tsunami a haircut if she only has dragon scales? If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl should look like, will 6 be happy? Tigerstar: Please, I won't date a human named Erza. Gray: Oh come on, Laurie's a human, don't you date her? Tigerstar: NO, THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DATING AND PLOTTING HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IDIOT!!! *claws Gray* Gray: *shoots ice spikes at Tigerstar* Laurie: LUCARIO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO *Lucario knocks both of them out* 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Laurie: You're kidding right? Thats not blush, those are smack marks they gave each other. If 2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it, what would happen? Gray: Hey Laurie, why is Altair giving me love letter emails? Laurie: SCREW YOU TWO I USED TO LIKE BOTH OF YOU 5 and 6 have a workout together? Laurie: Workout? No, more like torture for both of them. Tigerstar gives Haru lessons on how to be evil and Haru lectures him about not having a good heart. Who would you kiss, kill, or marry out of 9,6, or 5? Laurie: DAMN NONE OF THESE FIT... Even though Haru isnt evil, shes a friend, so I wouldnt kill, marry or kiss her. Tigerstar's situation is also complicated. I dont think i'm ready to confess my crush on him yet XDDDD. And Gray, I'm over him now. If 1, 3, and 4 were a band, what do you think they'd be called? Laurie: 2 pokemon and a wolf. Lucario would probably quite instantly though... Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate(8) 9 -.- Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more than friends? Laurie: Why are all these ships about dragons and humans anyway? AND WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT GRAY AND SOMEONE ELSE?!?! Erza: I'm pretty sure you just said you were over Gray. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Laurie: HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'D BE HILARIOUS Lucario and Tigerstar: *whacks Laurie on the head* What would 4 envy about 5? Ninetails: WHY CANT LAURIE ACCEPT ME AS A FRIEND LIKE HARU? *sobs* Laurie: YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED ME THAT BEFORE YOU BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE IDIOT. 3 falls madly in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? Laurie: WOLF DID YOU JUST CHEAT ON ME?!?! Tigerstar: Its ok Laurie, I dont love him back. Tsunami: RIPRED CHEATED ON ME TOO, EXCEPT HIS NEW GIRL FRIEND LOVED HIM BACK. AT LEAST TIGERSTAR IS STILL LOYAL TO YOU. ME JEALOUS!!! 1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? Lucario: LAURIE YOU MORON HOW DARE YOU GET SOMEONE TO POSSESS ME SO I WOULD START A COOKING SHOW? *kills Laurie with kitchen knife* You and 10 go shopping. What do you buy? Laurie: Come on Natsu, we need to go to the chimney store so i can buy a new fireplace. *once they get there, Natsu starts eating the real fire in the fireplace* Natsu: Delicious! If 4 and 7 started dating, what would 3 do/say? Wolf: Seeing Ninetails and Toothless together wants me to find a person who trully loves me, because Tigerstar clearly doesnt. LAURIE COME BACK TO MEEEEEE! Laurie: Lucario, do your thing. *Lucario pounds Wolf with bone rush* What is your reason to kill 5? Laurie: I dont have any, Haru's my friend! Tigerstar: DID I TEACH YOU NOTHING ABOUT BEING EVIL?!? Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for? Wolf: Hard to say... I do like Tigerstar, but no, I'd do it for Laurie. Laurie: Aww, wanna go to dinner together tonight? Wolf: *whispers* Yes, it worked being sappy. Laurie: WHAT WAS THAT? You and 2 team up do something, what is it? Altair: NOW! Laurie: *shiftshapes into Altair. Malik walks in to room. He feints when he see's 2 Altair's.* 2 and 10 manage to kiss; on accident. What happens? Laurie: *runs away in confusion* You get in a fight. Would you rather have 3 or 5 as your partner? Why? Laurie: Wolf of course, he's got the epic laser gun, and he's my bf after all. 9 asks you out. Decline or accept? Laurie: YES YES YES I LOVE YOU GRAY Wolf: -_- How would you react if you saw 8 and 10 in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Laurie: Holy s*hit this isn't going to end well. Natsu(fire dragon) and Tsunami(water dragon). *huge explosion 2 seconds later* Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? Laurie: Not the slightest. unless... I join him because he's my bf and then Tigerstar and Haru join me... But still no, because Erza would defeat all of us in a single punch. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? Laurie: Well? *glares at Wolf, daring him to choose infront of his girl friend* Wolf: None *sighs* for my Laurie. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release? What is it? Altair: I'll never hear the end of Malik calling me a Novice because I was defeated by a cute dragon. *sigh* Toothless: Haru, just give the dragon his fish and Altair will be free. What do 6 and 7 have in common? Laurie, Toothless and Tigerstar: NOTHING!!! 9 became a singer? Laurie: I will see every one of his concerts. How would you bribe 6? Laurie: I'll assassinate any clan cats that you want. Tigerstar: NOW THATS GREAT DEAL! If 5 was in the Dictionary, what would be the definition? Haru: nice, kind, amazing, hero, saved lives, saved the cat kingdom ;D 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? Laurie: Fish pie? No thank you. Toothless: ITS GREAT!!! *munch munch* 8 and 3 go camping and forget to bring food. What happens? Tsunami: Don't worry, I'll just hunt a few wolves. Wolf: 0.0 please don't If you give 3,8, and 5 a cookie. Wolf: GIMME IT! Tsunami: NO MINNNEEE Haru: You guyz can have my cookie. *wolf and tsunami tackle Haru* It's 4's birthday and his/her best friend 8 throws a surprise party and everyone comes. What does 4 do? Ninetails: EVERYONE EAT MY FIRE!! RAWWRR!!! Tsunami: THATS MY BFF!! RAAWWRRR You have a slumber party with 3,7, and 9. What happens? Laurie: Umm... Hi... *awkward silence* Toothless: LAURIE LIKES GRAAAAYY Wolf: *whacks Gray* SHE'S MY GIRL FRIEND Gray: HEY I DONT WANT ANY PART IN THIS I HATE LAURIE! Laurie: *breaks down in tears* 6 vs 10! Who would win? Tigerstar: *bites Natsu* Natsu: *burns Tigerstar to ashes* Laurie: AND NATSU WIIINNNNSSS 12 has a son? Laurie: The world would last for like, what, 1 day? Nyra's son would be 2 times the evilness of his mother, because his father is another super evil leader,Metal Beak. Metal Beak: I am... YOUR FATHER Nyra: *facepalm, wait... FACEWING* You invite everyone to your house for Movie Night! Reactions? Explosions. Many, many, explosions. Good bye Laurie's new house, burnt down again. Would you read a 11/2 fic? Laurie: ERZA AND ALTAIR FINALLY BANDED TOGETHER?! EVERYONE RUNNNNNN!!! 1 and 5 go and get a pet. Haru: Isn't this kitten adorable?! *pets the cat* Lucario: I still prefer the bulldog. Laurie: Oh Lucario. Who would be your teacher? Laurie: Tigerstar, duh. Tigerstar: That's right. You can't find a better teacher that knows the ways of the villain. 9's favorite movie? "The day Laurie left me alone." Laurie: WWHHHYYYYY *cries* Your forced on a date with 4. What happens? Laurie: *leaves* Ninetails: *sobs* You find 12 crying in his/her room. How do you help him/her? Laurie: This is a death trap that Nyra set up. I'm outta here. How smart is 11? Laurie: Smarter than Natsu. Erza: Precisely. Natsu: B*ITCHEZ What is the square root of gravity? Life. Laurie: WTF? What time line would 8 go to? Laurie: medieval ages, no doubt. You give 3 your cat. Laurie: NO WOLF WOULD TEAR IT APART!!! Wolf: THATS ONLY DOGS LAURIE How do you feel? Laurie: That was really fun! Lucario: I had fun whacking Laurie on the head Altair: Pranking Malik has awesome Wolf: Honestly, I'm not sure Laurie's and I's relationship got any better... Ninetails: Laurie's my friend now!!! :D Haru: It was really nice! Tigerstar: My evil plan wasn't finished... Toothless: FISSHHHHH Tsunami: Medieval times you say? That'd be nice. Gray: *busy making ice statues* Erza: Tis very decent. (WHAT) Natsu: The fire is delicious! Nyra: Overall it was good, EXCEPT THAT MY SON FAILED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! |
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