Hi I'm theuselessveggie.

A writer with many ideas but is too lazy to write.

A frustrated artist.

Currently obsessed with Hetalia, particularly USUK.

I hope you'll enjoy my stories.

...This is my second account here in FF.net by the way. I won't mention my first one because I cringe whenever I read my stories there.

So, we are past that boring intro. Let me introduce myself again! Hello there. My name is Cha. Well, my nickname actually. I am sixteen years old and I am an avid fan of USUK. Do not worry though. I am not a weaboo. Now that we are in the topic of weaboos, I never did enter my weaboo phase. Haha. Some people are just lucky enough.

Regarding my fics, most of them will be about USUK. I had a spamano fanfic in my other account but I have not been able to update it for almost one year. Tis a shame really since the next chapter has been sitting in my files for one year and it's three-fourths done. Maybe, someday, I'll post it in this profile and continue it. I AM SO ASHAMED TO MY PREVIOUS SPAMANO READERS. WOE IS ME!

I'm very, very lazy and sometimes, my fanfics take a toll because of it. I have to be super forced into writing sometimes. If worse comes to worst, I have to get my ass kicked into writing. I'm telling you this so that you'll understand my future sporadic updates on fanfics. Hehehehe... hehe...he... So, yeah. I'm sorry for my future irresponsibility.

Planned fics: (All of these don't have any titles yet...and they're all USUK)

1. Victorian USUK - I don't have a title for it right now but I'm working on the plot. You'll just need to know that both Alfred and Arthur are from rich families. I've seen Victorian fics that's either Alfred's the rich one while Arthur's the pauper and vice versa. I want to see what will happen to them if they're both from prominent families.

2. A collection of drabbles fic - Don't have a title for it either but I've been writing some drabbles in my notebook but I have not posted it yet here or in my tumblr or in my AO3 or in LJ. Basically anywhere -_- It's just like what it says: a collection of drabbles.

3. Greek myth fic - I was inspired with this idea when I watched Hercules again. I've thrown in some Percy Jackson concepts too. I'm very excited to write this so I hope you'll enjoy this.

4. 50 First Dates parody - A parody of the movie 50 first dates because every time I get all mushy and stuff all over a movie, I remember USUK.

5. Mafia au - I have the plot of this all written out complete with concept maps HAHA. I just have to ponder over more for it because I'm still not satisfied with it.

Ongoing fics:

1. A Life Through Object of the Past - This fic is on an indefinite hiatus. Compared to the fics aforementioned, I don't know where to go with this.

AO3 - theuselessveggie

Tumblr - theuselessveggie

LJ - girlwiththebun