Name: That's On a need to know basis

Age: Well I have a Hangover, is that enough for you?

Gender: Well (checks pants) I got my grapes and banana~ Giggity

Career: Working on that

I love bacon (I consider it the food of the gods) and godlike-Naruto powers (Lightning mostly)

I will be writing a few Naruto stories and a few Crossovers with either Fairy Tail ( or is it Tale?)

My pairings and members for harems will be

(For any story and crossover with Naruto, because Naruto will always be the main character)

Ino

Tenten (not sure but she's more likely than not gonna be doing something with Naruto)

Temari (I hope I don't get destroyed by Gaara for this)

Tsunade (Maybe, maybe not)

Yugito

Shizune

Anko (wont be real pairing just friends with benefits or in the harem)

Yugao (why not?)

Hana

Kurenai (anyone know how to outrun Asuma?)

OOC

FemKyuubi

FemHaku (WHAT GUY HAS THAT MANY CURVES AND WEARS PINK KIMMONOS, COME ON!)

Koyuki

Shion

Mizore

Kurumu (Hehe... blood drips from nose. then gets slashed across face for not pairing her with 'her' Tsukune)

Mirjane

Lucy

Layla

Levy

Ul

Ultear

Now on to the characters I hate with a vengance or just feel like they are overused since half the stories I see either had them or included them somehow.

FemSasuke

Sakura

Hinata (I like her and feel like she should have someone to give her confidence but people have milked her dry for ideas for reasons to pair her with Naruto or how Naruto suddenly likes her even after still being dumb and dense about her after she declares her feelings for her during the Pein Arc. Though if enough people want me to she will be appearing in harems but no solo pairings)

FemShikamaru

FemKiba

FemChouji

FemShino

Yaoi (Don't get me wrong I have nothing against it if your attracted to the opposite gender or love, I don't care if you tell me or anyone else if you do it but I do not want to hear how it is done)

OuterMoka( I feel like she is just right for Tsukune)

These are some quotes I like, they are not in order.

1. He who laughs last, thinks the slowest

2. A day without sunshine is like, well night.

3. Seen it all, done it all, cant remember most of it.

4. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you.

5. The thing that came to those that wait me have been left there by the person who got there first.

If you like the quotes, use them at your discretion while I find more :)

I WILL ACCEPT ALL BRIBERY TO ALTER THINGS IN MY STORY SLIGHTLY FOR THOSE WHO EXCEPT 1 PIECE OF BACON PER ONE HUNDRED WORDS.

Seriously, someone help me find something better to do with my time than to put random things on my profile.

Or... you could find more crap for me to put on my profile, either way, IT WORKS

I will be updating my story about once a week because i spent a couple hours on the other chapters, i think they came out good so i want to see what i can get in a week.