hello fellow people who have so much spare time they are on fan fiction. please raise your hand if you are addicted to one or more on these

1. Twilight 2. harry potter 3. friends. Yes? then read on!!

Now. you may think my name is unoriginal. but actually my name is Rosalie in french!! and i'm really married to Jacob!! NO LIE!

PUT THE DOG DOWN! STUPID MUTT WITH FLEAS! GO EDWARD!

GO AWAY JESS! just because your in love with a parasite! by the way that is Jess, my BFFN.( best friend for now.) her username is-

twilightxharrypotter! wooo! go me ! yay! i rock! lolzxx

i suppose her story's are quite good.

now for an extract from one of my stories: big brother emmett

There was then a loud yell, and our tent was bombarded with banana cream tart. Jasper yelped and jumped back inside, but we found that our sleeping bags were filled with pizza. And to make it even worse, the people who had done this were Edward, Rosalie and Alice.

And they were laughing.

This was war.

um, jess, my profile is not an advertising tecnique.

my bad banana one...

everyone loves banana one! banana two is the outcast, always overshadowed by moi

HEY! you don't exactly overshadow me, you're about two foot shorter than me! hahaha- midget!

some day my growth spurt will come... anyway, back to Twilight. i know rosalies really horrible

just say bitch godamn you!

i'm not going to end up in prison when i'm 17! i'm not joining the dark side... even if you do have cookies. anyway, so rosalies rude, proud and vain... but SHE HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME! MWA H HA!!

you left out an 'a' in HA chucklehead

what did you just call me?

chucklehead, kinda like sir laughsalot, just funnier

well we know what your nickname is, mr big... (slams phone down)

EWW and stop copying stuff off friends! get some creativity! pah!

my creativity is derived from friends, harry potter and twilight. you're very insensitive. just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!

look, stop copying things full stop. but you have a point, i love harrypotter and twilight too! virtual high five

we need to get a life.

NEVER!

These are what the Cullens personalised tops should say.

Rosalie: Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

Edward: just because i watch people when they're asleep doesn't make me a stalker, right?

Alice: I know you're future... but I'm not telling you

Jasper: laughing on the inside

Emmet: i'm a sweet guy disguised as a PSYCOPATH!!

Bella: i'm with the vampires

Carlisle: living ken doll!

Esme: i claim no responsibility for my children.

my other obsession is Friends! my favourite guy is Chandler, and my favourite girl Phoebe.

Best Chandler friends moments

1."why can i only think about licking you?" "because i went to an all boys high school and god is making up for it?"

2. "easy for you to say, you don't have to go around sporting a reject from the Mr T collection!"

3. (joey grabs frying pan as his stalker approaches) " great idea joey, but we might have to have a back up plan in case she's not a cartoon!"

4.( monica looks v. fat in old film.) "shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds " says monica, " so how many camera's were actually on you?" says Chandler.

5. joey says "hey look at this stuff we got free from the basement!" chandler: wow really, we got all this rusty junk for free!"

6. "you're not helping monica?" "oh i tried, but apparently singing 'i will survive' in a helium voice doesn't help"

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, FreakyVampireChick, BlackHeart9, twilightxharrypotter, rosalieblack44

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

By the way, the sexy wellies thing (featured in my story, Vampire blind date) is all Jess's idea, so FANKS JESS!!

Best Phoebe Friends Moments

1. "are you comparing my baby to a rat?" says rachel."no, seven of them!"

2. " some day i'll tell you about the time i stabbed a cop." "Phoebe!" " What, he stabbed me first!"

3." Yeah,Candy is the mother,cookie is the daughter,the father's name's also cookie. Why am I friends with these people?"

4"I just wanted a simple wedding,where my FIANCE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS!!

stereotypes

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (technically i don't, but a girl i know does and she's not looking for attention.)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (again true for her.)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (not so much art, but theatre.)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. ( i hate this one most of all. I HAVE NOHING AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS!!)

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you.