Hey I'm Optional Loser. You can call me OL, Optional, Loser, or anything else you can think of, since I absolutely lack ANY creativity at this moment in time.

Kay let me tell you something about myself. Not my name, I don't want to get stalked or anything like that. I ain't gonna say my real age so I'm gonna say this:

I am a minor, but a teenager. So between the ages of 13 and 17.

I live in the Bay State. Yep, good ol' Massachusetts. How 'bout 'em Red Sox, eh? With that said, I obviously live in the United States.

I like Twilight-- to its points. I absolutely LOATHE Bella. I can't stand her. Edward is annoying. Renesmee, or however the hell you spell it, is a freaking brat.

Most of the time I won't read Cullen fics, unless its a crack-fic or they're on the sides.

Yeah, so I guess you could say that I dance with wolves. (haha I'm so funny)

I read fanfictions mainly about Jacob's rebel pack, but sometimes I read fics about the other pack.

I have one exception to that though... I will NOT, and I repeat not, read Sam/Emily stories.

They... well to be honest they disgust me. Like they got their happy ending, but the one that got hurt the most, Leah, got chucked aside.

The majority of the Twilight stories that I read are based on her.

She's my favorite character and I absolutely hate how Stephenie Meyer gave everyone else a happy ending besides her, when she was the one who needed it the most.

Those aren't the only things I read, though.

I read Percy Jackson and the Olympians stories as well.

If you haven't read those, I suggest you do.

Well...TA DAAAH!!

Hah, I really have nothing else to say besides:

I'll review your story fantabulously if, and only if, you write a fantabulous story.