Simple and sweet Zoro&Luffy nakamaship moments. Standard disclaimers apply.

Tweek thought he was alone. Days passed exactly the same in a monochromatic blur. Summer is bland and filled only with working and getting high with Kenny McCormick – local drug dealer. That is, until Craig Tucker starts working at Tweek Bros. From then the on world swells with color as Tweek discovers life isn't as bad as he had thought. -CraigxTweek- Rated M for dark themes

Tweek has been haunted by the grotesque form of his missing best friend since childhood. Perplexed by his vivid visions and growing bond with the mangled little ghost boy, he has searched for years to find the answer to one question: Who murdered Craig Tucker?

When Craig Tucker was just three years old, he suffered permanent hearing loss from an illness that nearly killed him. Now, Craig continues the daily struggle of being the only deaf person in his town. However, on an impromptu trip to the aquarium with some friends, he finds an unlikely person using sign language to communicate with him: the mermaid trapped behind the glass.

'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, sent away and conditioned into soldiers for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems. c36 progress:3/5

My own take on how Tweek and Craig came up with their superhero personas for "The Fractured but Whole." EDIT: A bunch of Creek drabbles during the events of TFBW

Four weeks after the yaoi fiasco at South Park elementary, Tweek realises his true feelings for Craig and enlists Kenny's help to move things forward. Tweek x Craig, rated M for language and sexual content. Lemon in later chapters. Read and review.

South Park is a small town, but everyone's got their story. Trigger warning

The South Park kids are now in high school. At a party hosted by Bebe, the gang play a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven. Read what happens to our favorite group of kids. This story is rated M because of the obvious swearing and possible later chapters. BOYxBOY CREEK pairing with some other pairings if you squint. Enjoy! Also, lots of Cartman being Cartman.

Some days, it's the ridiculously small things that break them and make them start over again.

Craig and Tweek have always hung out alone together, but this time was very different. After Tweek wakes up from a bad dream, Craig is there to comfort his friend, but one thing leads to another.

It's hard enough dating for real the guy you've been in a fake relationship with since fourth grade, imagine being on different sides in a pointless and ridiculous superhero hassle. Oh, well, it's Civil War.

With a fracture between two groups, the bonds of South Park's power couple look severed. When Supercraig chooses his side above his fake boyfriend, Wondertweek must make new allies. Who better than the town's best superhero? Fractured but Whole centirc.

For many years, Tweek believed he was broken. Sex wasn't on his mind. Arousal was something he could ignore with ease. He didn't feel the urge to go after the passive sexual attraction. He didn't understand those that did.

The kingdom of Zaron has crumbled after the Stick of Truth was stolen by the kings' successor. Under the rule of The Dark Lord, a young thief named Feldspar must help him retrieve a lost artifact that is being hidden in the village of vicious barbarians. Thieves are supposed to work alone, but someone he meets there may show him that rules are made to be broken. [[Creek SOT AU]]

A few weeks after the events of "Tweek x Craig," Craig's friend Michael comes to visit and things get a little complicated.

((AKA ROCKSTAR AU)) Working in Skeeter's bar, Craig encounters a semi-famous singer that goes by the name of "Speed". ((CREEK - CRAIG X TWEEK)) Rated M: Contains sex, drug abuse, swearing, self harm, and overall lewdness

They've been "dating" for eight years, but Craig can't help what he feels sometimes. He's just so used to being with Tweek that mere thought of not being with him is weird...at least that's what he tells himself. *Credit for cover art goes to heendraws (or southpark-mkay) on tumblr! I absolutely adore this piece!*

It's been seven years since Craig has last seen his fake ex boyfriend Tweek, who has moved to another town. While all of his friends like to tease him about his childhood crush, Craig knows it's more than that. When they finally meet again at a class reunion, he sees it as his chance to win Tweek back.

Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek

The lands of Zaron are in war. A thief is captured by the elves and taken hostage to their castle hidden in the woods. When the prisoner falls in love with the High Elf, he must betray his own kind to be accepted on the elf's side. But is a thief even reliable? AU. K2/Style and other pairings. Based off the game "The Stick of Truth", but with LOTS of changes.

Stan and Kyle get what they believe to be a fake marriage when they're in Vegas and very drunk. They find out that they're legally married but they keep getting given reasons to not get an annulment.

[Creek][Oneshot] Craig and his friends are chatting over lunch when bullies come along. Rated for language.

Another south park ship challenge. This time starring Tweek x Craig x Token x Clyde. Seems like all the boys are having one bad day.

"Tweek was waiting for him to say something and at that moment it seemed to Craig that Tweek had been doing that for almost all of their lives. Waiting for him to get a grasp of something. 'I want you to do it again,' Craig finally exhaled."

Craig Tucker likes routines. They're boring, they're predictable, and above all they're comfortable. This is one of many reasons that he had a problem with the Asian girls turning him "gay". It's been almost six years since he was bullied into a pretend relationship and had to adapt Tweek into his life. But maybe he likes the new routines too. CREEK CraigxTweek (in honor of s19e06)

Craig lives at home with his parents and Ruby and he falls for Tweek. Though he's never seen him. Because he can't. Craig has been blind his whole life and slowly falls for the noises and twitches that he feels from Tweek, the awkward boy behind the counter. Craig visits Tweak Bros Cafe everyday just to listen to Tweek's voice and loves every second of it, hoping for just a touch.

Tweek has returned from the grave with a mysterious "task" that may or may not involve Craig. Creek.

How will the boys react when they find a book filled with smutty fanfic? Cartman investigates and Stan faces an emotional dilemma concerning his attraction for Kyle. Also, tons of fluff for Style, Creek. A sprinkle of Kenny/Kyle. And even just a teeny tiny smidgen of Kyman.

"I hate you, so much." Craig taunts Tweek, triggering the start of a brutal, bloody, dangerous...prank battle. Game on.

Craig and Tweek's love gently sprouts just like the flowers they create in their garden on the balcony. They bought out an apartment together and have been living together for two years and everyday seems to be a new fun activity. Their days are full of hugs and kisses. Read in the story to see how their week progresses and their love fully blossoms!

Craig has never been in control of his own life. He knows this, and has more or less come to terms with it. But when he meets someone who can offer him the chance he's always wanted, who is he to refuse? CREEK. CHAPTER 2 UP!

When Kenny catches wind of Stan's infatuation with their redheaded friend, he decides to act quick and get there first. Meanwhile, when Cartman sends Tweek on a mission to soften the stoic Craig Tucker, everyone is surprised when it actually starts to work. Unfortunately, Craig finds out it was all a game and everything goes to hell for Stan and the boys. Slash, warnings inside.

After nearly everyone left for college, 22 year old Craig Tucker is stuck in a dying mountain town with a video camera and a few uninspiring faces. Slash.

Craig is an alien... Sort of. At least he thinks he is, with some very astonishing proof. Which is totally fine, until things start to progress with his little twitchy boyfriend. (Creek/Craig x Tweek) (Weird alien anatomy ahead, be warned. VERY much rated M)

Craig is busy one evening, and he suddenly gets a phone call from his friend Tweek. He rushes over to keep the boy company, and the following ensues. May contain sexual themes/content. Rated M for language. Do not read if not interested in gay males, gay activities, love between the male genders. Reader discretion is advised.

Another one of those weird crack fairy tail parodies. CREEK and other pairings.

Craig takes Tweek to a gay bar, expecting to get laid. Let's just say their expectations don't match up. One-shot. Based on a RP with Kiri.

It'd be easier if he wasn't already dead. It'd be easier if I knew he wouldn't slurp out my brains like noodles. It'd be easier if he didn't look at me like his next meal. Actually, everything would be easier if he wasn't a zombie, and this wasn't the end of the world. Creek. Previously He Likes His Rare

This is the story of the man who traded his family for the freedom to roam the seas. What goes on in his head? What makes him tick? And what does the Red Hair Pirates do when the cameras are off? Canon interpretations and crew bonding.

Just some sweet little Style. One-shot. Special treat: NOT aged up! Therefore the rating is of course for language.

In which Kevin is bilingual and Clyde desperately wants to know what he's saying. ONESHOT/ STOLOVAN

Being taken prisoner aboard a pirate ship isn't anything like Stan imagined it would be. He didn't expect to be treated so nicely, and he certainly didn't expect to be handed his own servant. A story of love, betrayal, and adventure (or something like it) on the high seas. Style/Gregstophe. Written for SPBB 2013.

Life isn't very enjoyable when you're a cursed prince with no heart. However, every curse has its cure. Birthday fic for Lindsay. Creek.

Note to self: Never open a link sent to you by Kenny in the presence of your crush. Creek

Pranks performed by Clyde had a way of backfiring, and Craig had always just been one step up. (Creek/Tyde)

Craig realises Tweek just can't kiss. Pointless little one-shot.

Kissing Tweek as the means to end a scientific experiment. A potentially deadly one, apparently. Oneshot, Creek.

Thomas has a plan. A master plan to get into Craig's pants. It's just that nobody was expecting it to work for Tweek, too.

Vriska Serket is an agent for her mother, The Marquise of Bath. After being sent on a mission to uncover information about The Summoner and beginning to fall for his son, she is sucked into the world of The Game, which will challenge her sanity at every bend. Stuck in a bleak, uncharted land where there is little hope of escape, winning is the only option. Steamstuck 1920s AU.

30 different letters for 30 different husbands.

Clyde inwardly groaned. He did not need this. Kevin calmly turned around. "If you can understand the meaning of the word, it's a coincidence." He grabbed his change from the machine. "Do you really think I'd want to hang around with a sweaty Jock?" He paid one final glance to the three boys and walked out of the store. Clyde stared after him in shock - Why had he lied?

Craig isn't one for petty, schoolgirl crushes, or so he keeps telling himself. Creek fluff and smut. Reviews would be appreciated.

A monologue between Craig and Tweek as they explore his increasingly awkward closet. Crack and Creek!

[HIATUS] Craig thinks he can show Tweek things about the world. But in a time where being a certain kind of different can become a matter of life and living, can Craig and Tweek really be together? Creek. Greaser!Craig. AU set in the 1950s. Rated T for now

Tweek Tweak goes to one of Clyde's parties for the first time. What happens when he drinks a bit too much to impress Craig Tucker?

Tweek gets a hat to cover his hair. Craig is furious. Cute, fluffy, little Creek Oneshot.

Men only call each other brother when they've called each other a lot of other things first. Ace & Whitebeard Pirates-centric. Mostly Ace, Thatch, and Marco. No pairings, cutesy. Rated for lang.

Diners are an excellent place to start a romance.

You know it's wrong. Oh yes, you know by all means it's so very wrong. It's against everything you believe in, against your morals, against society, against the law. You'd go to jail for what you two have done. And yet… / Creek AU where Tweek is thinking over things about his sorta-maybe relationship with a 14-year-old Craig. / Second Person POV, two-shot / Implied pedophillia

There's a reason Craig picks fights with Stan all the time and maybe it's exactly what both of them need. Smutty Staig Oneshot! M for sexual content and language

Tweek Tweak is a lone, teenaged paranormal investigator who finds himself in the company of the deceased Tucker family. They seem nice! ... for a bunch of restless spirits.

Stan and Randy have an extremely awkward conversation. Oneshot.

Guilt. A feeling that eats up your insides. What will our favorite cook do when he does something terrible to one of the swordsman's most prized possessions. Fix it is what! But what are the consequences that come with doing this kind act? R&R

Zoro could never figure out why these kinds of things always happened to him, of all people. Harmless Zoro-torture; T for language.

This is a Parody of Cinderella, using the pairing Creek, where Tweek is Cinderella, and Craig is the prince. Rated T for cussing. This was the most lazy summary ever, but everyone knows the story of Cinderella. Last Chapter is up!

Craig wasn't the one who scared him. It was that mask he wore, that horrifying thing that covered the lower half of his face like a demon waiting to spread it's jaws and swallow him whole. Tweek's P.O.V. Rated 'M' to be safe!

Tweek isn't really the best person to offer help to anyone, but for Craig, he'll try anything.

When the sun goes down, the dead come up. You can't see them, but they're there. Always- never haunting, not scaring, just dropping by, checking up on those they left behind. Tonight, there is a one-sided reunion, with unheard words exchanged, because even after all that has happened the older brother will always watch over the younger.

Sanji has a secret obsession. Zoro gets into it. No pairings.

Sometimes Nami forgets, but she is reminded once a week. This is based off from a canon trivia in One Piece GREEN.

Because looking back, it should've been obvious that Zoro's ability to nap just about anywhere was going to come back and bite him one day. Usopp couldn't help but wonder, just what the hell had he done to end up on a ship full of psychopaths? Two shot.

AU. Mihawk is a man feared by many. He is seen as strong to many, ruthless to some. But many don't know Mihawk is a single father with a young daughter and a newborn son. And right now he is losing his mind. drabbles with all three and more OP characters

The title says all. A 'what if' scenario in which the Straw-hat crew have opposite personalities. Warnings:Slight Sanji/some of the guys, humor, exaggeration,and OOC-ness obviously.

Sanji can't take all those yaoi pairings with him anymore. This is a complete crack fic depicting what would happen if the whole crew, give or take a few, fall in lust with him. Note the LUST not love... Warnings: Sanji/Everyone, Crack, Language, Character Death in a very Cracky way, Extremely random and pointless, OOC-ness for humor. I have nothing against yaoi xD

Usopp had always wanted to have a body like Zoro, but this is kind of ridiculous. With nakama in peril, he'll have to get used to the swordsman's style and hope that Zoro knows how to aim.

Touch is faith so Luffy gives it. Touch is potential pain yet Zoro accepts it. Touch is control and Nami hates it. Somehow, the three of them work. Luffy&Zoro&Nami friendship.

Tashigi is found in the waters of the Grand Line by the Mugiwara crew. They welcome her for who she is, but she can't help but feel completely baffled by their behavior. Rating was upped. I'm begging for reviews. Yes you love. 1 more chapter to go, I'll get there eventually. Promise.

Tweek dreams of his first kiss but reality can really rain on your parade. Creek

Craig Tucker finds himself in a pickle when he ends up in a police station, in lingerie, orange-handed, guilty of manslaughter, on Christmas. Craig/Tweek. AU. Co-written with glow vomit. also writing this with original characters, may or may not update ever.

What do you do with a sleeping Sanji? Chopper has a theory. Usopp goes to implement it. But when a curious swordsman is dragged into the mix, the results could just be explosive.

On the path to fame there is always blood,sweat and tears. Will the same thing happen to Zoro? and how will he cope?

Tweek has a series of conversations with his therapist, none of which accomplish anything. Creek, crack, slash, stupidity. T for language.

A collection of 30 fics featuring Zoro for the 30 onepiece LJ community challenge. Fics range from K-T and angst to comedy, and may guest star other characters as well. Nakamaship only, no pairings. Complete.

Craig Tucker was never exactly a normal kid, But he never thought much of it until he was sent off to a mental hospital in Southern Colorado where he meets an eccentric teenager named Tweek. He's about to realize just how far from normal he really is.

Luffy finds a new source of adventure and Zoro has to deal with the extreme naivety of his captain.

Usopp and Chopper go to a seedy bar in the Lawless Zone of Sabaody Archipelago to prove themselves as real bad dudes. Hilarity ensues. Pre-timeskip.

In which Zoro learns the hard way not to piss off a denden mushi. Crackish. And poking fun at Zoro usually being a hit with the wildlife.

30 ficlets featuring our favourite green-haired swordsman Zoro! #28 War: The battle to rescue Zoro from the hands of the Marines begins. Third of a five-parter.

The crew gets a little entertainment when they find that Zoro has been turned into a small child. They seem to have fun teasing poor baby zoro, but what happens when Zoro is stuck like that for a month! AND his mind is reverting as well!

Hancock and Luffy entered facebook as their social connections. T for foul languages

Time to send some angry letters to some Fanfiction Authors! See how the crew respond to those terrible Fanfics. Rated T for language.

Nami always wondered about her crew's love life, Franky never had. And he wanted to keep it that way. One-shot, no pairings.

A collection of short poems about different characters and their inner monologues. Latest story features Zoro and Kuina

Because life with the Straw Hats is a series of giant jokes, and Zoro is often the punchline. Follow the santoryu swordsman's life in logbook form as he gets lost, rants, fights with Sanji, fishes Luffy out of the sea, and much more!

In South Park, people aren't always open about themselves. But Kenny can see right through them, will they ever be able to? Multiple pairings! style, gregstophe, creek, tyde etc. Rated M, for stuff in later chapters.

She would leave them one day. For a fleeting moment though, Nami wished she didn't have to. Luffy, Zoro and Nami friendship.

Craig Tucker was stuck in South Park. Everyone else was out getting an education and preparing for college, while he was trapped to work in his dad's gas station. But, not everyone was about to leave him behind.

for the two years they spent in pain.

Side stories for my main fic White Eyes. Blue Nightmare: His nightmares were filled with cerulean blood. • Light Breath nsfw : "First one to undress wins." • Making of History: Mindfang and the Summoner's past.

A drabble collection, where each piece does not exceed the wordcount of 300, with a variety of pairings and characters and whatnot. Enjoy!

We all know that the Strawhat Pirate Crew are like one, big, disfunctional family. But wait, who is which family member? My take on who would go where if they were ACTUALLY a family.

A small, dramatic drabble spotlighting the most tragic and unnoticed of loves. — Boshi/Bandanna; Rated T for tears. Because you will shed them.

I have no goals, no focus, no plans, no wants. Nothing to really make me human. So what does that make me? It makes me a liar- Rated M as of Chapter 15.

The Straw Hats' ABCs. Short stories, all Luffy-centric with crew member interactions and sometimes, with Ace. Mostly fluff and no pairings.

A collection of one-shots featuring Red-Hair Shanks. #15 Sword - Zoro gets a visitor on Kuraigana Island with an offer he can't resist. Or, my theory of the Eye, and Zoro's newfound love of fishing.

Craig is sick and Clyde takes care of him like the good friend he is. But is Craig really a good friend in return?

A flash-by-flash account of Usopp's childhood and the stories he has told throughout the years, spanning from Banchina's death to the timeskip. Genfic, One-shot.

The Straw Hats are a psychotic family, but they love each other. For the most part. Complete.

30 random words with matching very short stories. Pre-time skip, not in chronological order, just words and a little thought. Read and review!

Round 1 of 30onepiece's fic challenge, redux! This time around with... Silvers Rayleigh! Enjoy! Chapter dumping continued.

It's hard being a father, especially being the father of young women going off into the world of make-up and boys. So, how would the guys from One Piece handle meeting their daughter's first date? Mild AU, very slight implications of pairings. -Law

Sometimes, you question things you shouldn't... This time, Zoro pays the price. If Luffy and Nami have Strong World, what does Zoro have?

Private moments between two friends-though they'll probably never admit it. Shanks & Mihawk friendship. Bit of angst, bit of humor. I think.

How do you get Mihawk to do the dishes? Perona has the solution: Negative hollow!

30 sentences about the Straw Hats' reunion after 2 years apart. Spoilers for the timeskip.

Monsters from an alternate dimension capture Craig in order to invoke an ancient Incan prophecy. He and Kenny are forced to work together in order to stop them. M for graphic violence, some sexual content, and language. Mild slash.

Where Zoro undergoes an, ah, erm... makeover, goes on a rampage and learns a very important lesson. Light. Two-shot.

Nami is sorting through her clothes trying to find something nice to wear with Robin's help. They had never realized there was a third member of their crew who was qualified to give out fashion advice. Set sometime after Fishman Island.

It goes to show that not everything, or everyone, is as they seem. That doesn't go to say that that's a bad thing. Short, sweet, and rather fluffy. Might turn into a series of drabbles in the future. Creek

Craig and Tweek have been apart for a long time. When Tweek returns to South Park, will the two be able to overcome the dark habits they developed while they were apart? What is their relationship, and will it survive? Self-hurt and hot CREEK action :D

The eleven supernovas got captured by the marines, and they become forced to cooperate to survive... oh dear. Rated T for language and slight sexual/violent content.

Kicking ass all day, a pirate doesn't have time looking for love. The girls from One Piece agree to go on blind dates, but which lucky guy will be waiting for them at their door? CRACK PAIRINGS AHOY! Blind Date #3: Kid and Nami! JUST TEASER CH FOR NOW!

Zoro and Perona had a fight after Zoro lost his eye. How did they straighten things out? Can be taken as romance or friendship. Inspired by DiagonAlley's story "Stand Alone Castle."

Luffy, before he leaves the island to go back to his crew after the two year time slip. He remembers his brother and his first mate and thinks he can finally understand.

Creek. Craig absent-mindedly kisses Tweek one day. Tweek kisses back. Both being clueless about these things, choose to forget instead. However, they end up forced into a certain situation where they'll finally get it.

Because everybody has one, and for Sanji it's when he finds that his nakama's been tortured. One shot, Zoro and Sanji friendship, rated for non-graphic violence.

Zoro falls asleep on the decks of the Thousand Sunny. Sanji decides to have a little fun with it. Good thing Luffy's there to help. view as you like

"Without orange, all blue does is sit around and mope and write songs about hybrid cars." Stan watches Kyle paint. *Repost because I changed accounts*

In which poor Tweek has a sucky life. M to be safe.

A pirate's intimidating reputation doesn't matter that much in comparison with a beloved comrades life, does it? Luffy does something ridiculous in his attempt to save Ace; The others can't decide whether they should celebrate or hide in shame.

Luffy wakes up with style: Chaos follows. Contains appearances by the Whitebeard Pirates.

But, of course, I'm no angel.

Metro fad is back and gayer than ever. /One-Shot

Zoro mourns for his dead childhood friend, and where is his captain? Friendship-centric, in which Luffy takes care of Zoro for once.

They all had titles before they met Luffy, but after they met him they gained new ones.

Shortstory. Set just after 'Building a Snipe Nest.' Just fun. Tashigi gets dragged to a bar by Robin and Sanji to celebrate. They meet Zoro later. On friendship and ye olde One Piece fights. Complete.

It's not only beauty that can take your breath away. The Straw Hat crew members learn this when they find the injured Zoro-and watch Luffy approach his injured first mate. Zoro and Luffy nakamaship. Set during the Thriller Bark arc.

Tashigi tries to engage Zoro in a fight but finds herself helping him against bounty hunters. She ends up in the infirmary of the Thousand Sunny. Luffy promises to let her go at next harbor, but she could also to join his crew. complete

Zoro smirks widely, and says with all the confidence and contentment in the world, "That kid...is the man that is going to kill me one day." Set post-series. One-shot, complete.

Six teenagers, all of them diagnosed with a certain phobia. They check into a speacial institute within a deserted hospital. And the methodes of cure are deadly. YAOI! Style with a little bit of Creek.

Ike's younger, weaker and generally not tough enough to defend himself, but he needs to learn. Who better to teach him than the monotonous Craig Tucker? Craig and Ike friendship, mentorship xD

"Your eye! There's nothing there!" It just felt wrong that no one had said anything yet. Just a quick 49 word drabble.

What do the Straw Hats do on regular days when nothing's happening? On hiatus.

It was jus a thought. A single, solitary thought - what if Craig Tucker got Tweek Tweak drunk? Surely the answer would be simple enough to find out. - Creek Oneshot. M for implied naughty

150 sentences. All Sanji-centric. No prompts.

Robin develops a sudden interest in Zoro's history, much to the swordsman's amusement. Hilarity ensues as she tries to figure him out. Two-shot. No pairings. Semi-light and dark

"In a minute, maybe two, Craig will wander into the living room and see Tweek here, still on the couch, right where he left him last night. Not in bed." A Creek one-shot, for those who like that sort of thing.

Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?

A game the Straw Hats should never play brings up an interesting question along with some near-death experiences. Maybe someone shouldn't have told Luffy about ninjas...

Zoro and Luffy each sacrifice what is most important to themselves for the other but at the end of the day, it doesn't matter. One shot, Zoro and Luffy nakamaship.

He is drawing her face as memories rush through his mind. He holds up the paintbrush with careful fingers, his eyes gazing intently at the canvas in front of him. A smile crosses his lips. Usopp/Kaya

Franky made the crew lose the game. He is so screwed. Crack!fic.

A short, music-involved Creek romance as well as sequel to Tweek's Prelude, my payment for the contest I held a while back. Tierza, this is for you.

A poem about Ace's thoughts right before he died. Write and Review...if you feel like it. If not, I don't really care.

Zoro displays a rare show of affection for his captain who is drowning in guilt. AU but only because in the manga, Zoro never meets Luffy right after Ace dies. One shot, NOT slash just nakamaship.

Occasionally, Zoro is not a jerk and Sanji is not a love-sick fool, and they get along just fine. Zoro Sanji interaction. A short, simple oneshot about a peaceful conversation between them, on a calming day.

This story is about Luffy and Zoro, who has written plenty of easy navigation tips.

The Straw Hats have come up with the ultimate Halloween prank! Poor Usopp.

Usopp, Luffy, and Chopper were ready to throw their plan into action as they studied the blueprint on the ground. The goal? Steal Sanji's stash of fresh chocolate chip cookies. But the operation was not as flawless as they had thought.

When Mihawk and Perona woke up that morning, Zoro could not be found. Eventually, Perona goes to look for him. / Spoilers for chapters 512-plus.

Because everyone and their mother knows this guy is made of awesome.

Q: What happens when you toss a bunch of misfit marines together? A: Smoker's crew. And a random narcoleptic pirate who is briefly mentioned at the end, but pay him no mind. He's an idiot.

I'd use the phrase 'nocturnal emissions', but that implies a normal occurrence. Craig already knows Tweek isn't exactly normal; he just wasn't aware of the extent of that statement. Good thing he has all night to figure it out. Creek.

Zoro tries to teach Luffy math. Nami gets the worng idea. How does Robin teach history?

Thatch is surprisingly okay in death, if not just a little bored. That is, until he gets visitors, which means... / Spoilers for chapters 550-plus.

ZoLu oneshot. "Zoro, look, an island! I wonder what its name is!" - "Isle of Ewe."

Usopp, Luffy and Chopper set off on a doomed quest to discover what's really under Sanji's fringe, gradually dragging the rest of the crew into their quest with them. A response to the one piece kink meme, no pairings.

Nami had things all figured out. Then that idiot comes along, with his idiot grin and his idiot hat and his idiot tenacity, calling her Nakama to her lying, worthless face.

/one shot/ kind of AU / Brook plays a piano piece for a performance and all of his nakama seem to care except Zoro, who slept through it and missed it all. Or did he? Brook/Zoro nakamaship

Nami asks Luffy why he hadn't fought back. Luffy's answer is surprisingly simple. No pairings. Only alot of Zoro and Luffy nakamaship.

What happens when Craig spikes Tweek's coffee with flavorless vodka? I bet you can guess. M/M, smut

Companion fic to Half-Blind Lethal Snake. Yes, the great trio are back, and up for more hilariousness! With a sleepover planned, prank calls to make and things to set on fire, can this get any better!

A letter I wrote to Blackbeard for a contest. It's humor-ish... . This reflects my feelings about the man.

Awkwardness for Chopper during a medical check up. Quite rude and hints at mature themes; read at own risk. includes misleading crack pairings. :P

Butters isn't the only boy in fourth grade who hasn't kissed a girl. He's just the one who isn't holding a tetherball. I fail at descriptions but this is my first fic... Slight slash.

By then, the Sues popping up all over the place were just plain irritating.

The Straw Hat crew says goodbye to Mr. 2 the only way one can! The Okama Way! Yes, I was bored when I wrote this . WARNING: If you haven't finished the Impel Down Arc this might be considered to contain spoilers.

Ever since Craig and Tweek had taken their "secret relationship" to the next level, Tweek has been insatiable, while Craig remains apathetic. This is bound to cause conflict…

Nine days out of thirty, Zoro waited, tied to that wooden post. One-shot, complete.

"It was the tangerines' fault really. If those stupid, obnoxiously orange citrus fruits hadn't been sitting in what was clearly a laundry basket, everything would've been fine!"..Nami inflicts a rather unusual punishment on our favorite swordsman..Enjoy!

CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. When Craig was invited to Tweek's house for coffee, he never intended to have sex. How could just one kiss lead to all this?

Tashigi wants to understand the Strawhat crew a little better. That's it, really. She would never stalk a certain greenhaired swordsman. Of course not.

Luffy, Usopp and Chopper are trying to see who's the biggest idiot in their crew. How do they do that? You'll see...WARNING: SPOILERS FOR SKYPIEA ARC. You have been warned. Rated T for cursing and death threats courtesy of Sanji and Zoro.

The day we hear these words uttered by the Straw Hat Pirates, hell has officailly frozen over! Rated T just in case. Please R&R.

Sanji faces his toughest challenge yet: cooking something that Luffy wouldn't eat!

Stan goes through some of the most ridiculous things just to satisfy his curiosity. Style. Rated M for graphic smut!

First of a series of oneshots of classic fairytales done with SP slash. This one is Cinderella with STYLE!

Oneshot. Creek. Gift fic for Taz - Craig has to leave for a little while, but doesn't want to leave Tweek all by himself. So he compromises. ""Here...It'll keep you safe when I'm not around."

Five piercings. Six tattoos. One spaz.

Craig reminiscing some of his fights he's had throughout his school years.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

A somewhat normal conversation between Craig and Tweek. Well, as normal as one can get with Tweek. Craig/Tweek

Thirteen is the minimum age to make an account on this site, and there's a pretty good reason for that, too... - One shot; crack fic.

Pretty much a normal but rainy day on the Thousand Sunny, until a certain Marimo Swordsman comes down to the kitchen, and stirs up suspicions... No Pairings.

It's Valentine's Day in South Park, and Kyle is being a total Melvin. mild slash, 2nd person POV.

Found this so I decided to do it. It's about everyone's favorite love sick chef, Sanji. :D Rated T cause Sanji and Zoro like swearing. D:

Tweek runs out of gum, but luckily Craig has some...in his mouth.

Craig state of mind as he walks down the hall. Slight Creek.

Tweek never stopped surprising him.

Challenge!fic. 5 drabbles inspired by Mythology. Marco, Zoro, Makino, Usopp and Mihawk. COMPLETE

Nami has a way to pay off Zoro's debts- his earrings. So why won't he just hand them over already!

Special Christmas oneshot with the Straw Hat Pirates! Read as Zoro frantically tries to do some last minute shopping for everybody.

Butters is sick. So Kenny comes over and tells him a story...A spoof of The Princess Bride. Style.

Craig wuvs his Tweek, and also is kind of afraid of having his brains blown out of his skull in his sleep by him. Dumb one-shot.

Sanji realizes the truth can sometimes be humiliating...

Zoro stays behind to ask Kaku a question with a bit of an unexpected answer. "Why did you leave the shipwright company?" Rated for blood.

Chopper doesn't think he is at all. As far as he's concerned, he's the weakest link... Well, Zoro has something to say about that. - Zoro/Chopper Nakamaship- Rated T for Zoro's mouth XP

Hancock simply cannot believe there is a guy out there that can pass by without staring at her ass...slight crack, AU, oneshot. Enjoy.

Follow up to The Vegetable Must Be Destroyed. After the second incident with the small red fruit, the sniper seriously ponders whether the cook has a fetish...Oneshot crackfic. Enjoy.

Why Zoro is no longer allowed to smile, a mystery to all, and if you wanna find out you gotta read this. This is in a way Zoroxeveryone, nothing strong, just some silly stuff on the Going Merry.

What if Nami were Zoro, and vice versa? Oneshot. After discovering a mysterious "Friendship Ball", Nami and Zoro are forced to inhabit each other's bodies for an entire day! Please R&R ... rated T for language/adult themes

This is why Robin always drinks her coffee decaffeinated. Crack! OOC Robin! General insanity! Rated for language.

Just a collection of mostly Style drabbles going through the letters of the alphabet. Includes other pairings and characters, however.

You thought it's easy to be snail in One Piece world?

When you hug Zoro, your immediate wish will come true. But, will Sanji give his pride up for his desire? Let's just wish Sanji-kun a goodluck! XD

It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you. Slash. Crack not Creek! Complete!

What Sanji hides under his hair isn’t necessarily something to do with his eye, per se... Oneshot with merest hint of crack. Sanji/Zoro friendship. Enjoy.

Chopper is little confused about the meaning behind "I love you".

Fifty little drabbles, each based off a single word. Some are deep and thoughtful, and others are just plain meaningless. Includes all nine Straw Hat Pirates. Rated for language.

No one ever believed Tweek about those damn underpants gnomes, that is, no one until now. With a gnome invasion underway, can the unluckiest boy in the world and his 'sorta' best friend save humanity and its delicates from certain doom? Eventual Creek.

A crazy Devil Fruit puts Zoro's soul in a certain cook's body. Can Sanji get him back into his own body before his own soul is destroyed... or before the marimo drives him crazy? Nakamaship, multichapter, rated mostly for language. COMPLETE! WITH EXTRAS!

The title says it all...

Craig is "christening" his new car in a parking lot behind the Two Tower's video store in Conifer. Craig/Tweek, with other pairings later. Part of a collaborative fic I'm writing with a friend.

Sanji purchases a spinner and hangs it on the wall in the galley. The results are not quite as he planned... Basically Gen. K plus for a wee bit o' violence.

Brook has a unique way of watching with his ears.

The characters of One Piece reactions to becoming part of a different story. First up Twilight. Note: please leave suggetions of stories in reviews, i will do them if i know them. rated T for swearing and suggestive themes

The world of One Piece and the real world collide as Zoro and Sanji discover the internet... and all the fan yaois of them. Outraged, the two unlikely team up to stop the yaois at the source: The ZoroxSanji fan club headquarters. NO romance. AT ALL.

OPU pairing: gen Humour Someone's screaming 'GHOST' in the middle of the night... again. Maybe this time, the guys will think twice about waking everyone up in the middle of the night. !Complete!

Craig tries to kill the class hamster and Tweek watches. Craig then decides to aim his spitballs at someone else, instead. CREEK, ONE-SHOT

Zoro was never going shopping with Nami again.

Sanji gets an unexpected and unwanted visitor in the kitchen one day. Set in the too-short while where they are sailing up the Sandora river in Alabasta.

Sometimes it would be better if Luffy kept his treasures to himself.

Kyle never thought that completing his degree would involve returning to South Park and hiring a gang of would-be mercenaries to find a missing friend. Slash, KxK, Creek. Complete!

Longer title: RORONOA ZORO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual. For the contest in the Muse Bunny

Short story. Warning - Language, sexual refrences. If this doesn't worry you please continue! NOT YAOI! DX

Following a cave in, our favorite cook and swordsman are trapped together in a very confined space. Zoro's content to take a nap, but what's up with Sanji? Oneshot, nakamaship. Rated 'T' because they need some Orbit for their dirty mouths.

What if Luffy and Usopp found a scary book in the girls cabin? Warnings: just non-decriptive references to boy-love.

The Straw Hat boys are driving Nami crazy, and she desperately wants to know what on earth is wrong with them. Can be read as SaNa, but it depends on how you interpret it.

If they could only see the way Craig loved him, then maybe they would understand. Craig/Tweek oneshot. Rated mostly for language

A bunch of general or non-pairing specific drabbles for One Piece. Will be updated as I write more. Rated 'T' for possible future drabbles.

Zoro gets caught sniffing Sanji's man-panties.

An unusual passenger ends up aboard the Thousand Sunny, and Zoro's the one to find it.

Craig has never been the romantic kind of guy, ask anyone, I would know. Creek Fluff

She looked at Sanji and uttered the three words that would throw his life off balance, questioning the very core of his existence. Sexual implications and mentions of man-love, but nothing explicit.

Two of the Straw Hats are getting married! Wait, Luffy has to marry them? Only the Straw Hats would have a wedding like this! This fic has no particular pairing, so just put in whomever you think fits. The same goes for most of the dialogue.

It is a nice warm day on the Sunny, and a chance question has Zoro talking about his family. Sort of a side-story or sequel to 'My Boys' but it can be read alone.

Kyle and Stan are best friends living in Germany, right before the outbreak of World War Two. Stan has feelings for Kyle and protects him from the Gestapo. Cartman, a Nazi, saves Kyle's life- and likes him? Not in S Park, but destinies- and souls- entwine

No one believed that someone would criticize Sanji's dish. Spoiler: There are nine StrawHat members.

Some fights are never finished. CraigTweek

The day before Christmas and all on Sunny-Go are busy. Sanji is baking, Luffy and Zoro are getting the Christmas tree, and Franky has constructed a special gift for their new crewmate, Brook. But with these pirates, nothing ever goes according to plan.

Sometimes, Brooke thought he was going insane.

Zoro thinks Luffy's a womanizer. A bit suggestive near the end. One-shot!

Captured and separated from their crews, Zoro and Tashigi must rely on each other to survive and escape. But whether they can survive each other is a whole different problem... ZxT

The sense of smell can remind someone much about another person. Especially if that person is Roronoa Zoro.

Even though they hate each other, constantly fight, and never seem to agree on anything, Sanji and Zoro are Nakama. -Thriller Bark Saga Nakamaship fic

50 BELI… That’s how much I’m worth. My red hat was worth more than me! I couldn’t believe my eyes and ears. COTTON CANDY PET! It was an insult to my creative intelligence!

A little blurb in which Nami muses about how Zoro and Sanji are like the title. T for language.

AU Tashi-Zoro::So many accounts, and so many people...or is it the same person? This fic consists of Zoro getting lost, Sanji being a sex addict, and lurkers being everywhere...

--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU

Non yaoi.brook's perverted "rampage" at his first vacation on a nude beach with all of his nakama.a one-shot drabble.

Four sonnets about Usopp, Zoro, Sanji and Nami before they meet Luffy.

Creek! Tweek just doesn't know what's good for him. *Booze Blood Sex*

Zoro tries out carving an interesting logo into his enemy's chest...

Kenny thinks Tweek is pretty freakin' cute when he's spazzing; Tweek doesn't even know what to think, period. Slash, Craig/Tweek, Tweek/Kenny. T for Language.

A condition that includes absence of directional sense. Maybe that's why the Straw Hats were all surprised to see Zoro that morning after they left Water 7. Drabble.

A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.

Tweek plus Acid equals Oh Noes. Craig's POV. Short&Lame.

Sanji always thought that Luffy was too skinny,despite that he possesed inhuman appetite.So he decided that his captain had to gain more weight. Nakamaship.

nakama-ship - Your life has meaning to every person that surrounds you. They may each think of you in a different light, but your importance in their life remains the same. Zoro-centric.

“…They’ve forgotten what it means to be pirates.” Drabble, spoilers for chapter 502.

A little poem I wrote about the StrawHats.....Belive me it's nicer than it sounds...

The title alone explains what the one-shot's all about!... "LEAVE NICO ROBIN ALONE! PLEASE!"

Kenny muses on the weddings he's been to. Various Pairings.

In which Tweek confesses something to Craig, and then freaks out. SLASH, Craig/Tweek

A collection of drabbles and ficlets regarding the manga series One Piece. Most of them are utterly ridiculous and all of them were incredibly fun to write.

Imagine. All the yaoi in the world shown all over the web. Zoro cracks and finally tries to do something about it. THIS IS NOT OFFENSIVE TO YAOI FANS. ONE PIECE BELONGS TO ODA! and to be clear, THIS IS ZOROS POV!

Random crap that I thought up for no reason. Rated Z for Zoro. Contains cheese, a very bad idea and aliens from outer space; therefore, it is not suitable for kids under the age of four. 8D

As I walked out from the wooden stairwell and onto the soft grass of the deck, I had only two things on my mind, Roronoa Zoro and a cup of coffee. I guess I always noticed our ship's swordsman, with his unique tan skin and green hair. But what..."

Zoro's a pretty terrible patient if he isn't bleeding. Apparently people love this. I promise it's just REALLY SILLY and Zoro being Zoro with Chopper being Chopper.

Spoilers for OP Chapter 485. As Zoro makes his decision.

This is a story about a sea train, or was it cherry blossoms? No, it was giants, or maybe a bell, or even eight thousand men? Wait, it was a skeleton and burned flags. Oh ... there's too many words for an adventure ...

After a violent storm swept over the GrandLine, the straw hats found a survivor of a wrecked ship: Tashigi.

Tweek hates coffee. It's almost like the house is soaked with it. He can smell it in every room, every crack and crevice like some kind of pervading entity. [creek][present tense]

Nami is a girl who works for her stepfamily all day. Zoro is the lazyass prince who apparently has to get married soon. Who are the others? Read to find out. AU, obviously.

After months of going out, Sanji finally wants to propose to Nami. However, a certain swordsman is terrible at keeping secrets. Oh dear. What will all this lead to? [SaNa]

If you like to laugh you'll be pleased ! Find out the 20 funny, possible, secret or loony reasons to several One Piece characters'behaviours or constant lines.Chap 1: Why Zoro wear his bandana,chap 2: Why Sanji hides his eye,chap 3: Why Nami loves money

Luffy's crew puts on a kids show, and of course fighting breaks out between Sanji and Zoro about their respective costumes. Mentions of purple headed loincloths, fighting with handpuppet swords, and random Chopperman. ZoSan if you squint really hard.

Hey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStan

It's Easter on board the Going Merry, but this time Luffy believes in the the Easter Bunny. In hope to keep their capt happy, his nakama have arranged something special but someone else believes in the Easter Bunny, who? Read and find out! R&R!

Set after the Skypeia arc. Luffy and Usopp take Zoro to play with them on the Usopp! Aaaaaa aa aa aaaah! It's a sure way to bring back old memories... Nakamaship.

The second vote. You get a glimpse of Nami and Luffy's baby vids. Next vid story will include Zoro, Usopp, and the dreaded Sanji!

The Mugiwara Logs, a retelling of One Piece through the POV of various OP characters. Each log will have a color associated with its writer. ::NOTE:: Log Entries marked WCx mean Wild Card and are not canon.

Nami notices that the males on board the Going Merry are hanging around Zoro more than usual. Robin notices the same thing and the two women start to draw conclusions about the swordsman. Rated just in case. No pairings, I think.

Instead of observing the ocean as usual, Luffy decides to observe his crew and finds something interesting. Something interesting and compelling enough to cause him to set a series of tests upon each of his nakama. No pairings. Rated for swearing.

25 themed short stories for the 25 days of Christmas! ZoLu and SanNam. Rated T for future chapters. rating may change. Last day up ... Merry Christmas!

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Sanji walks in on one of the scariestfunniest things of his life that leads to a conversation with his favorite green haired nakama. WARNING: Mental Sanji abuse!

No pairings. Zoro gets drunk... and then gets Luffy drunk and chaos ensues NOT A ZOLU!Rated for drunkeness and swearing. lol

I don't know why but I had this crazy idea to write a remake of Bohemian Rhapsody with stuff the Straw Hats would say. Remember to sing the quotes. That makes it funnier.

Everyone has at least one hidden talent. Usopp gets Zoro to 'fess up to his. Could be gen, could be slightly Zosopp...

Seven classes....Seven teachers...One hell of a school! Please Read and Revies Rated T for mild language

Heh, what happens when Nami encourages Luffy to get a haircut? Mayhem, that's what. no pairings.

AU Ah, this is really weird, but cute, so please read and review!

Luffy wants to look cool, and he thinks that Zoro looks cool, so he decides to try and look like his first mate.

The Straw Hats have faced many perils, but can they face the challenge of baking a simple batch of chocolate chip cookies? Or will these delicious chocolatey goods be their undoing? [No pairings, just nakamaship]

Luffy thinks he's sooo sneaky. Zoro... disagrees. So they decide to make a wager. Will Luffy forfeit his meals for the day? Or will Zoro wind up as the captain's slave? ZoLu. Chapter 5 up.

After the events in Little Garden, Sanji and Zoro return to the dispute they began at the beginning of the arc. Nami decides to cut to the heart of the argument, with Vivi's help.