Like it, Love it, Embrace it...

Well, we did have this long introduction to us, saying some things like what words American people shouldn't say, that Jenny listened to the Beatles and then a terrible thing happened.

Some say imaginary creatures from space took it because they fell in love...

Some say that plastic robot cows came and ate it...

We say (well number one we watch Top Gear far too much for teenage girls) we didn't save it.

Actually YOU didn't save it - YOU had the mouse, not me.

OK, to explain everything briefly, we will now be writing stories for fanfiction.net. We are like a partnership, Ja-El... Jennifer-Lauren. We have already written one story that we would love you to read. When we write in this profile or in ANs (which we have yet to work out yet to do) whatever Jennifer (me) says will be typed in bold and whatever Lauren (her) types will be written in Italics. ( At the moment Lauren is being absolutely useless as she is busy drawing picture of bumble bees - what a strange girl.)

It's an EMO bumble bee actually - and if you're interested in the emo bumble bee, then that's what our display piccy is. It's nice.

Anyway, we are very keen writers and most of our stories, if not all of them will be Harry Potter related because we are HUGE Harry Potter fans (especially Sirius Black!)

And James. And Remus. Not Peter. BLOODY TRAITOR. Now would be a good time to re-issue Lauren's American no-no dictionary. The words inside are... 'bloody', 'lol', and 'rofl.' If you don't know what these mean, where have you been?

Thank you Lauren. Now, just in case you're interested, we walk to school and back everyday. On these long walks we often discuss fan fictions and decide on future stories. If you would like to join us we will be happy to chat but we are not going to tell you were we walk so sorry about that. I thought it was important to tell you how our stories come about.

I have just stuck a post-it (while Jenny was doing the serious thing) to her head. D'ya wanna know what it said - huh, huh, huh? I'll tell you - it said 'I heart Sirius.' She does.

ROAR! ELF!! SWIM!!!

Jenny does this every once in a while - she sprouts random words. It won't happen in the stories - I proof-read, as the grammar and spelling geek. WOOOOOOOOO for geeks!

Got that right!!

So after that nice little intro, basically, bugger off and read our stories. Hopefully they'll make y'all giggle (love that word!!)

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And hopefully this time - we'll save it...