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Joined 11-04-07, id: 1413509, Profile Updated: 01-28-09
Author has written 8 stories for Bratz, Naruto, and Bleach.

Name: Drew! I am a FEMALE!!
Age: 14 yey!
Location: On FF.net
Appearance: Brown skin, sorta brownish blackish hair, and brown eyes that are sometimes black.
Personality: I have a multiple personality disorder! :D Mostly random, nice, supportive of friends and straight to the point.
Likes: Anime and manga, funny stuff, random stuff, retarded stuff, stupid stuff, Michael Jackson, stuff with the Akatsuki, cursing, cute stuff, boys, sports, drawing, Michael Jackson, writing, and fire
Dislikes: Closed minded people, racists, homophobes, George Bush, Republicans, stuck up bitches, anime/MJ Haters, and dumb ass adults

Favorite Anime/Manga and Characters
Naruto

Shikamaru, Tsunade, Suigetsu, Obito, Neji, Kisame, Deidara, Tenten,Itachi, Gaara, and Ino

Bleach
Byakuya,Uryuu,Rukia,Ichigo,Momo,Chad, Renji, and Toshiro

Blood +

Solomon, Saya, Diva, Kai, and Haji

Death Note

L, Matt, Mello, Matsuda, Misa, Near, Ryuk, Mikami, and Lind L. Tailor. YES! I like Lind L. Tailor xD

Gals!

Mami, Yuya, Ran, Rei, Tatsuki, Miyu, and Sayo

Inuyasha

Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Kagome, Shippo, Kohaku, Rin, and Sesshomaru

Gravitation

Mr. K, Hiroshi, Eiri, Shuichi, and Ryuichi

Favorite Cartoons and Other Shows

Spongebob Squarepants
The Emperor's New School
Kim Possible
Just Jordan
Zoey 101
Jimmy Neutron
Family Guy

I procrastinate a lot so if you like one of my fics your gonna have to wait for like 3 weeks cuz I am so lazy!

I have a Fiction Press so come and check it out! http://www.fictionpress.com/u/609113/

Thanks for taking your time to read my crappy profile, I love all of you soooo much!! If you feel u need to know more just send me a PM, because I get so bored and I wanna talk to people and I do not wanna finish writing my stories!!

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I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Itachi Bunny says "HIIIIIII!!"
Help Itachi bunny take over the world!! Paste this on your profile!

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side we have cookies and milk!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Person Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile... I want my mommy...

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1-Kiba

2-Itachi

3-Tenten

4-Gaara

5-Shikamaru

6-Neji

7-Ino

8-Shino

9-Deidara

10-Naruto

11-Hidan

12-Temari

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Seriously, I have. xD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yup, Gaara's a 10!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sand-bug babies! lol

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yesh, alot!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Oh god...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

five/ten

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ummmmm, throw up I guess!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

After a hard breakup, Tenten looked for a shoulder to cry on or a knight in shining armour. What she found was a ninja in orange an blue.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yeah, a lot!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Down and Out (meh, idk)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Ummmm...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Hope not!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
yeah

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

noooo

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sa...sa...sasuKE!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Crawling by Linkin Park, duh!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

No, warning maybe crank fic though.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You're eyes are beautiful...

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Whiskers Focus

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe):French Vanilla Jordans

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal):Red Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born):Leann Detroit

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):Wal Dr

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):Black Sprite

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): Andrew Kenny

8. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy):Apple Reeses

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter):Carson Clarkston

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower):Spring Chrysanthemum

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Grape Pants

13. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree):Toast Oak

Um...Yeah this is the end of my profile, so come back soon!!

Bye!!

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Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Talk To Mello by Call me Mello reviews
Yeah, ask me anything you want.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Mello
Irreplaceable by SaiyukiSucker reviews
A short little fic about how Rukia handles Ichigo cheating on her. * THIS IS A SONG FIC! Song is Irreplaceable by Beyonce*
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
First Come First Serve by ga-mei reviews
They've been IMing each other, one not knowing who the other one is. When one confronts the other, things get messy...SuiTen HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Suigetsu H., Tenten
Liar by deidarawannabe reviews
Mattxmisa While Misa is waiting for Light, she meets someone. story is much better! matt misa matt/misa
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Misa A., Matt
Kaiju Crack Chronicles: Ep1 The Fangirl Menace by Lord-Kaiju reviews
When Yaoi Fangirls kidnapped well known characters for their yaoi pleasures, a Spartan, A Vampire, A dead Detective, A Ton of Aliens, 2 Predators, A jedi robot, and The Lord of Kaiju are our last hope to stop them and save Hetero....God bless those Morons
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Yahhh Itachi! by Dark Moon Guardian reviews
See what happens when Sasuke flips his lid after being compared to Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Near's Unmetionable Problem by DutchessofSweet777 reviews
Matt, Mello and Near have a sleepover but Near has a little bedwetting problem. Will Near be embarrased because of it? Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Answering Machines by Inuzukagirl77 reviews
SO if you ever wonder what is on your favorite Naruto character's answering machine? Then this is your kind of story! Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
Naruto CRACK! Drabble by DPAK reviews
Just a collection of silly, CRACK!ish Naruto drabble. Seventh: Naruto finds a kitten. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
how to annoy Naruto persons by LoveIsAHell reviews
the title says it all xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasuke U.
Dei's Da Pimp by Psycho's 'R' Us reviews
A bunch of random oneshots featuring Deidara on dates with almost every kunochi in the series. Rate M for random, maybe some lemon later, use of vulgar language.Need help in the choosing Dei's nexk kunochi department!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Deidara
A Change of Personality by Torskall reviews
Deidara is constantly made fun of by the other akatsuki members and gains trust in a tall whitehaired priest. Deidara soon starts to shape his personality into Hidan's. Cussing, drinking, smoking weed and even his religion. Now they are offered a mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Hidan Looks Like Malfoy by Mini-Chobi reviews
Everyone thought it when they saw Hidan for the first time. I just wrote it. Thought what, you ask? Why, that Hidan looks like Draco Malfoy. [Series of drabbles depicting many ways Hidan finds out that he's Malfoy's lookalike]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Hidan
How the Akatsuki really met by Coscat reviews
Really random way the Akatsuki really met from Itachis point of view sorta. It all started the first day of preschool
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
MELLO: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own MELLO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genderconfused genius it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Mello - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Iruka's Island by Ryals-Shoal reviews
Four Jounin and a Chuunin are stuck on a deserted tropical island with no way off. Iruka is slowly going insane from the Jounin's wierdness, while unbeknownst to him both Genma and Kakashi are competing for his affections. [Yarr! KakaIru be ahead!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
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Akatsuki High reviews
Tenten is a new student at a wacky school ran by the Akatsuki. This school is anything but ordinary with crazy students and even crazier teachers! But quickly she makes friends with her teachers and classmates. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
Peaches reviews
Toshiro and Momo have been friends for a long time. He never has really noticed her like THAT until she wore this peachy fragrance, now Hitsugaya is noticing even more about Momo. HITSUxHINA with some RENxRUKI and ICHIxHIME
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Who's the Baby's Daddy? reviews
Ten Ten has a wild night and finds out shes pregnant only problem is she doesn't know who the father is so she turns to Maury for help. Rated T for Ten Ten. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Tenten - Complete
I'm Not The Jealous Type reviews
Jade and Koby Broke up! When Jade finds out Koby has a new GF , she will do anything to break them up and get him back. Seventh Chapter Finished
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
First Kiss reviews
Shino and Hanabi share a tender moment.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hanabi H., Shino A. - Complete
Naruto: Trapped in the Closet reviews
This is a parody of R.Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' with the Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Shikamaru N.
Interogators reviews
Shikamaru is waiting on Temari for their date, but Kankuro and Gaara has a few questions for him. ONESHOT SHIKAxTEMA
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Dear Naruto, reviews
Hinata writes a letter to Naruto to tell him how she feels.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete