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Hi! I'm a #$ year old from A State In The US. Um, thanks for visiting my page and I swear I won't be one of those people who begs you for reviews, although helpful criticism (and reminders to update, because I procrastinate. A lot. Oops?) is, of course, always welcome - and kind of really enjoyed *wink wink nudge nudge eyelash bat could I be any more obvious*. I really enjoy reading, and am working on my writing skills, because I tend to ramble a lot, as I have been told by one of my dear teachers. Again, oops. Okay, this is really stressful. And I'm rambling. Is this the part where I tell you what I like to do with my life? Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hunger Games, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Book Thief, AND A LOT OF OTHER STUFF. Music: Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, Radiohead, Coldplay, The Last Shadow Puppets, ETC!! TV shows: Sherlock. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Selfie. Oh - I love watching soccer (#halamadrid!). (No, autocorrect, that doesn't say salamander.) Ships I ship: * * *ships I regularly read fanfics for *ships I have tried to read fanfics for but haven't really gotten into it * *ships I would read fanfics for if I got a good story (wink wink nudge nud - do we need to go through this again? Just give me a fucking story to read, man.) Harry Potter:
Artemis Fowl
The Hunger Games
SO IF ANYONE HAS ANY RECOMMENDATTIONS BASED ON THE ABOVE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LIKE TELL ME OR SOMETHING. Ships I would sink if I were a wave in the ocean: Harry Potter:
And a lot of other stuff. Wow. Are you still here? That is dedication, man. So anyways, hoped that satisfies your curiosity, and let the actual business begin! I'm working on 2 different fics at once and my brain wants me to do some more fics at the same time (damn you, brain!), so bear with me!! If you read The Good Side of James Potter and are wondering what's going on with it: I'm taking a break from it right now. I definitely have plans to continue it in the future, but just - not right now. I'M SORRY! |
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Queen of the Crunk by Lobotomised reviews
He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,220 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fighting Fate by scared of clouds reviews
It may have taken him a while to get to this point, but James Potter is happy with his life; as the captain of the pirate ship Fawkes, no-one tells him what to do or where to go. But when he agrees to carry a passenger - for a fee, of course - his life takes a rather interesting and wholly unexpected turn, and the past may be about to catch up with him. Jily AU, cover art by Viria.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,296 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Key Limes by cgner reviews
In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Date by Lorrinda Michelle reviews
James asked Lily out one last time. But he adds a stipulation this time. Watch as James and Lily share their first date, and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,192 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/17/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Torn Between Two by Accio Lumos reviews
Lily has had a happy relationship with Jeremy, until an encounter with James Potter in a broom cupboard proves to be the start of conflicted feelings. With people playing games and set out to destroy the happiness in her life, who will she end up with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., OC - Complete
The Bag Thief by welcometonerdworld reviews
AU Jily: In which they are Muggles, and somebody steals James' bag (and he steals theirs). Cover art by viria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Smart Choice by One-with-da-force reviews
After everything they've been through in the last seven years, everyone naturally expects James to end up with Marlene Price. AU. James/Lily. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Marlene M., Marauders - Complete
of hearts and keys by The Crownless Queen reviews
In a world where magic means you can see your own soul, Lily Evans wonders what it would feel like if someone she loves opened her heart. AU-ish, Jily for Olivia. Part of the heart&keys verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
But You Haven't Lost Me Yet by DawnieS reviews
AU. The war with Voldemort comes and goes, and James and Lily find themselves struggling to put the pieces of their broken lives back together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
My Last Confession by RavenclawWayToBe reviews
"I prefer Potter." "And I prefer Flower." He wrote dreams in the palm of my hand, and we had only just met. (A modern day Jily AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Turning Tables by scared of clouds reviews
Lily Evans' and James Potter's relationship has always been a complicated story; it's just about to get a lot more complicated. And so is everything else. They might not know each other well, but they're about to know each other a lot better. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 205,589 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 245 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Right Number by ohsomanylovelywords reviews
Even when everything is going wrong, sometimes you can find that one person who is absolutely right. (Jily Muggle AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lead on to Fortune by cgner reviews
Neither Prince James nor barmaid Lily had any interest in running the Kingdom of Gryffindor. This is the story of how they changed their minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,057 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Anger of a Red Head by TheDivineMsEm reviews
The Infamous Couple's Hogwarts years. Love, hate, happiness, sadness, horror, pity, shock and a whole lot more. Add in a black haired boy, a fiery red head and you get one of the funniest generations to pass through the Hogwarts grounds AU NO PETER L J DONT DIE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,377 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How I Met Your Mother by DawnieS reviews
James decides it is time to tell Harry the story of how he and Lily met and fell in love. Unfortunately, his recollection of their initial meeting and subsequent interactions seems to be quite different from Lily's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
While You Tell Me Stories by DawnieS reviews
Slightly AU. As their final year at Hogwarts ends and they are forced out of school, James and Lily find that the real world presents challenges they hadn't been expecting and problems they don't know how to overcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,074 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Where You End and I Begin by DawnieS reviews
And James was walking on air, floating through his own life. Everything was wonderful and spectacular and fantastic and Sirius was happy for him – really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
After Hours by GhostOfBambi reviews
It was beautiful, just beautiful, but the best part would always, always be right after.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just Fine by jamespotterthefirst reviews
AU. Oneshot. After her best friend spots him in a London pub with another woman, Lily is hasty to confront her boyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/4/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rich Girl by Forever Optimistic reviews
AU. She was a lonely rich girl born into a life of arranged marriages. He was the reclusive marauder nobody but his friends knew much about. They were different in almost every way, except that they were falling in love with each other. *Epilogue added*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Epithet by DawnieS reviews
She'd listen with abated breath to the nicknames others gave her, hoping she'd find the answers in them. In all her short life, she'd been called many different things, and she was determined that at least one of them would fit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fool Me Twice by DawnieS reviews
Lily Evans is pretty, intelligent, vivacious… and accused of murder. James Potter is privileged, arrogant, and conceited… and her best chance at avoiding Azkaban. If only he wasn't convinced of her guilt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,380 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jägerbomb by Little Miss Escapist reviews
In which much Jägermeister is consumed, Severus passes out, and Lily meets the maybe guy of her dreams. James/Lily; CambridgeUni!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/8/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Never Told You by museme87 reviews
When war escalated beyond their control, James lost the girl he loved, and it's not until five years after the war's end that he stands a chance to get her back. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Second Best by fullmetalgrigori reviews
"All her life she's been second best. She tries as hard as she can, but someone else always comes out on top." Lily/James. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
When We First Met by ExplodingWeekend reviews
A sort of AU in which James and Lily get cell phones and therefore text each other constantly. Also, there's something about haircuts. Established!James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guarded by Lady Eowyn of Ithilien reviews
When Lily Evans escapes a kidnapping attempt, she's assigned a bodyguard, the last person with whom she would wish her life to be entangled, James Potter. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Runaway Love by WhtChoc reviews
AU. At the prestigious private University of Percy Academy, James Potter is a rich, hotshot second year grad student who has no time and patience to deal with lowlife rejects like Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,895 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Philologus by PPVV reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Unexpected by angel-721 reviews
COMPLETE!Shy and quiet Lily Evans had been crushing on James Potter ever since her first year. Popular and conceited James had no idea Lily existed. How will one simple bet turn their worlds upside down? and will they be able to survive the drama? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,781 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just One of Those Things by PenguinBuddy reviews
It would be extremely easy for Lily to hate the girl James is betrothed to if she were a rich, popular, pureblood snob. But it’s rather hard for Lily to hate a girl who’s kind, smart, and pretty… and just happens to be her best friend. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,118 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/28/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Don't Let Your Guard Down by BackstabberEm reviews
It's 7th year of Lily and James's time at Hogwarts and they hate each other. But what happens when arrogant, outgoing James and sweet, shy, innocent Lily are thrown together as Head Boy and Head Girl and are forced to spend more time together? MWPP & Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,118 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Avocado Kedavra! by jennifer snape reviews
The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
An Off Course Bet by Eye Heart Music reviews
An arrogant James Potter has to ask a shy Lily Evans out to Hogsmeade, on terms of a bet. When the bet ends, James is left with one big mess that he has to clean up. If he doesn't, James may just lose Lily forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,131 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Miss Cinderella by Greekchic reviews
James Potter.The most eligible and sought out boy at Hogwarts. Lily Evans.The shy girl who nobody notices.When a ball comes up James Potter sees a beautiful girl. When she pulls a Cinderella on him she leaves behind a mask. Will James find her? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 340 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang by lils03 reviews
James loves Lily, Lily loves James. Simple. James and Lily break up. Lily moves away. Simple. Jane loves James. James loves Jane. Sirius hates Jane. Lily comes back. Not so simple. Post Hogwarts. AU. Unfinished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,508 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Camera shy by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
There is a saying in certain primitive cultures that a camera steals your soul. Under no circumstances does Lily Evans want her soul stolen by James Potter. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Christmas Gift by greenconverses reviews
James recieves an early gift for Christmas from his wife that he never expected. A fluffy fic, just in time for the holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On The Ice by greenconverses reviews
Lily gets a little more than what she was looking for when she agrees to teach James how to ice skate. A fluffy look at the way Lily and James finally got together in seventh year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/9/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The One Who Was Invisible by Alriadne reviews
Lily Evans was feared and resented, but little did they know she was just shy, until a bet between two Marauders changed her life. Finito! Finished, Completed, done, not going to be worked on. No more is going to be written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,151 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Am I Missing You by Starlight Eve reviews
Lily is a shy but smart girl with a small circle of friends. James is the most popular boy in school, known to date girls and dump them a week later. Then he takes on Lily Evans... and things don't go as planned. EPILOGUE ADDED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,665 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2002 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete