Hello to all who visit me!!! =)

I am a Twilightologist. Yes, that is a real proffesion. And yes, I have a proffesion even though I'm only 11 years old. Anyone who tells you it's not a real proffesion is lying. Just remember that. =)

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If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

STUFF TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.

9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"

10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

15. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pas sengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

17.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "VALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

On a brighter note...

In my mind... Edward Cullen is my lover.

Alice Cullen in my bestfriend.

Jasper Hale wants to eat me.

Rosalie Hale wants to be me.

Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.

Carlisle Cullen cares about me.

Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.

Jacob Black wants me.

And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.

I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD!

Proud to be a brunette

Edward prefers brunettes. Take that Blondes

- Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

- Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

- You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

- I don't obsess! I think intensely.

- Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.

- The voices in my head don't like you

- Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind... But not my brain... I need that.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

- Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

- Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

- Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

- You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

- You call me crazy, like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

- Twilight made me realise... Real life is extremely boring.

- ► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories■ StopThePain◄◄ RewindTheHappiness

- Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

- One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

- I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

- If it wasn't for gravity and the law, I'd be unstoppable.

- Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

- Stupidity killed the cat and Curiosity was framed.

- Love me or hate me, personally I could care less

- Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

- Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

- The road to success is always under construction.

- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

- I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black. You can die and I can live forever!

- SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

- If Barbie's so popular, Why do you have you buy her friends?

- Never go to a Doctor whose office plants have died

- Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

- There are no stupid questions – just stupid people