Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

Although taken in by Raven and her Tribe as a kid, Jaune never saw eye to eye with the Spring Maiden, for both practical and moral reasons. When Raven sends him to Beacon to spy on Ozpin, Qrow, and Yang, Jaune must decide what lines he is willing to cross in order to become his own master. What good is being a better person than Raven if you're too weak to break free from her?

Inspired by Coeur Al'Aran's Professor Arc story, this asks the simple question: What if Jaune had actually attended the Vacuo Academy for Gifted Youths as he claimed? Between a fake resume, a sociopath for a partner, criminal contacts, White Fang agents, and overall bad luck... it's going to take everything he's got keep his cover at Beacon.

After the final battle, Squall wakes in Esthar to a world he does not recognize. He is informed the entire journey was a hallucination caused by a malfunction between the nanocomputer implanted in his brain and the mainframe, RI-NOA, an AI which guides his activities and assists with his missions as an Esthari soldier. But if was all just a hallucination, why did it feel so real?

"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi

Pretty much, these are all the smaller things I've written that don't quite merit their own story yet, but I still want to post. Mainly Naruto stuff, but a Bleach thing or two will be thrown in. Some humor, some introspective. Now also includes Omake's to other people's stories I've written across the internet, for Naruto, Worm, and Highschool DxD.

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

In the early days of Beacon Academy Jaune Arc awakens his semblance seemingly by chance. Gifted with the power to stop time itself, rather than grow to become the hero he dreamed to be, he finds his attention being drawn to other, more pleasurable pursuits. Save the world and live up to his family name? Yea, sure, whatever. But let's see if it can get him a girlfriend first. Or six

Jaune's greatest goal in life is to be a hero. It's a little hard to accomplish that when he's weak, spineless, gullible, and generally unprepared for the rigors of Huntsman life, though. So when he's presented a seemingly magical pill that can supposedly make him better, well, what else is there to lose at this point? AU

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

Whoever said life isn't a game was entirely wrong. Everything is a game; it's just a matter of understanding the rules. While Jaune Arc might not have been the strongest player, he could certainly learn the rules quickly. Good thing too; with a mysterious foe on the horizon and Remnant in danger, Jaune might be Remnant's last hope of survival...

Time travel makes for strange bedfellows. Right in the midst of their fight, Kakashi and Obito find themselves chucked down memory lane. Grudgingly, they truce under a common goal—getting back. But…Minato's alive. Rin's alive. Kakashi's will falters, Minato's suspicious, hidden forces take interest, Obito vows to do whatever it takes—it's a space-time bomb, waiting to explode. Gen.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Welcome to the nightmare in my head. Say hello to something scary. The monster in your bed. Just give in and you won't be sorry. Welcome to my other side. Hello, it's Ms. Bleiss. Cover art by ThyBlake.

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

"Obito was weird. He was different. Perhaps, Kakashi landed in a different reality. A completely different universe, where everything was generally the same except himself and one Uchiha Obito." rated T for language.

What happens when Weiss Schnee doesn't understand the intricacies of slang, puns, and innuendos? All sorts of awkward and unusual situations. Written as an entry for RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday #85.

No one understood Blake. No one understood the secrets of her past. No one understood just how to make her feel better. No one knew the key to her heart. No one... except him. Even if he didn't realize it at the time. Cover art by Imyoshi.

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

Attempting a common genjutsu, without meaning to Naruto ends up using too much power spreading it across his village. And Possibly further. Waking up the next day, he finds those around him responding to his words a bit more strongly than before. NO SLASH

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

Sorcery is the forbidden magic, so powerful it can be called a divine miracle. When Shirou and Rin dabble with this forbidden art, they get far more than they bargained for. What are the chances of them surviving the Holy Grail War twice?

Uchiha Obito's spiral into madness began with the Kannabi Bridge mission. AU, canon divergence.

Shirou Kotomine was found by his adopted father the day of the Fuyuki City Fire, and trained under the priest for 10 years to follow in his footsteps as an Executor. Still, Shirou never really trusts the man, and the bleakness of the hidden world of magic does little to help is worldview. When the Holy Grail Chose him for the next war, Fire will beget more Fire.

It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.

When you're stuck in the cave with a madman and a plant man as your only form of human contact, things can be a tad bit stressful. But Kakashi is someone precious to Obito - even if he killed Rin - and Obito will be damned if he let anything else happen to his precious people.

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.

For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.

Rin is rather unhappy to find herself in an underground cave, her only human company an old man with an odd fixation on her distant ancestry. Still, it was better than dying, and she hadn't been expecting much else when she had pushed Obito out of the way of the boulder. Now, to get back to her boys. [role reversal]

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Instead of visiting the Vaizard, Ichigo realizes that fighting and defeating his inner hollow isn't the only way to deal with his problem. Could the two possibly form an alliance? -All chapters revised! More details in first and last chapter.

Naruto, fed up with the lack of support he gets at the Academy, decides to try and teach himself. With the aid of an unlikely tutor and the threat of his Nindo breaking, Naruto soon finds that there are many secrets to be learned from the dead...

History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.

-CANCELED/INCOMPLETE- Rukia was strong enough to defeat the hollow that first attacked Ichigo. If she had, what effect would it have on the story of Bleach? The smallest changes can make a big difference.

Restored to his position as Lord Protector, Corvo is once again called to defend Emily, this time from assassination attempts that have come dangerously close to succeeding. From exile, Daud suspects the remnants of his former followers may be involved in some way. And caught between these elements is a spy, playing a deadly balancing act between all her masters.

During the fight with Mizuki, something happens. The short exposure to Kyuubi's chakra alters Naruto's dormant genes, making them more dominant and unlocking his Bloodlimit. But how will Kimimaro react when he recieves word that another Kaguya lives?

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

Lelouch. Zero. A brilliant mind that is able to create genius level strategies. But not every plan can work out perfectly, right? A oneshot series.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

Bereft of acknowledgement, bereft of friendship. Uzumaki Naruto treads alone down a dark and desperate road, and has no intention of ever looking back.

One shots exploring the lighter side of Code Geass. Chapter Four: After doujins, Lelouch's rebellion is undone by Pizza.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...

Alternate Universe story involving a male Revan remembering his true identity. Part I primarily following Revan Completed, Part II covering the second KOTOR and the Exile's tale in progress...

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

Spinoff to 'HP: The Lone Traveller'. The story of Harry James Potter, the brother of the supposed BoyWhoLived, and his friends... My take on the old 'Harry the brother of the BWL' & 'Harry the Slytherin' plotline.

AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.

Persona 4. The most successful villain of all.

Another AU from your unfriendly neighborhood LunaticChaos, this idea has been brewing around in my head for a while now actually, what is the idea? Well: "What would happen if the Knight of One was someone else?"

An ordinary past. Ordinary days passing by as ordinary events occur. Yet when a crisis occurs that brings out something he never knew he had, Uzumaki Naruto will be pressed into realizing that things had never been as they seem. A Mecha!Naruto fic.

Shepard holds the lives of two squadmates in his hands, but only has time enough to save one. Which one will he literally be forced to save?

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

A series of events send Naruto down a different path. A new team, new complications, and a new destiny await him. But will these changes make his own dreams impossible? NarutoHinata, AU Naruto, Naruto Hinata Shikamaru team fic

REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.

Many decisions lie ahead. Most of them pointless.

Salvation from chaos or ashes and dust from the whole of creation? Which will Naruto choose when the world is his playground? He should be careful though - he isn't the only one playing the game.

In ages past demons bore human children and in their demon blood were certain abilities. But now, a combination of the power of the Kyuubi and the will of one young ninja will bring about something more powerful than ever imagined Original Bloodline.

In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.

Post DH. When Dumbledore gives Harry a choice between life & death in King's Cross station, he chooses a third option. Now Harry faces stopping two wars before they even happen, because he can't accept what is in store for the world. HarryAriana.

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.

Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic

I was trying to be serious, honestly I was, but the old man got mouthy and Rangiku attacked and I can't see this one coming back to the realms of sanity anytime soon. Rated T for rotten language, adult situations, bad jokes, poor hygiene, whatever. Sigh

The God of Chaos has found a new plaything! As a result he has been endowed with the powers of discord. How will this affect the life of Naruto Uzumaki when he is chosen as the catalyst of Chaos. NaruxHarem... Expect... RANDOMNESS of all shapes and size

My silly one shot folder for stories in the Naruto universe.

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

Kurotsuchi wasn't the only one to experiment, and Urahara wasn't the only one to succeed. Aizen, however, was the only one to work miracles. AU, Ichigo centric.

What if Sarutobi, unwilling to let the Yondaime die, was the one to use the Shiki Fuujin and seal the Kyuubi into Naruto? How would Naruto have changed, and what kind of place would Konoha be? Eventual NaruXHarem. Check Forum for polls. Back in business.

AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus

When it comes to girls, Lelouch needs some protection. Just not the kind you might think. Good thing Nunnally has a bit more than The Talk handy.

Nunnally asks if C.C. loves her. The answer turns out to be yes. But how C.C. arrives at that answer is less like love, and more like cold-blooded murder.

An alternate universe fic, a bit gutsy of one on my part considering a couple things I did and will be doing. Bit of a warning though, it may get pretty dark.

Left with a shard of Tom Riddle within, Harry Potter struggles against memories and feelings not his own. While Britain succumbs to fear and hysteria, he must fight two sides: the power games of Lord Voldemort as well as the darkness inside his own mind.

What if Revan remembered more than just random visions of the star maps? What if he started to remember everything? Majorly AU from the beginning. Smart, tactical Revan.

Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.

Zaraki has fallen and lies near death in the fourth squard infirmary. A devastated Yachiru is unable to leave his side until the Seireitei's other resident father steps in... Why Mayuri, what a kind and pleasant person you are...

What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?

Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.

It's taken a fair amount of work, but Naruto finally feels ready to carve his name into history as an S-Rank missing-nin. Leaving Konoha with a light heart and a personal agenda, how far will his skill grow, and how sucessfully will he attain his goals?

I'm Kurosaki Ichigo and I'm an idiot. Fortunately I'm not alone - all my friends are idiots too. Raid the Seireitei, hah! That sounds like a brilliant plan! I mean, what on earth could POSSIBLY go wrong with a plan like that?

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

.AU.NarutoBleach Crossover. When the shinigami was called to seal the Kyuubi no Kitsune because of the Shiki Fuujin, he took a special intrest in the jinchuuriki.

Semi-dark fic. My 2nd one. Naruto's already got mental issues, when Kurenai takes advantage of him, it pushes him off the deep end. Includes a lot of dark themes. Lime, mentions of rape, etc. Funny as hell I'm told.

Knights of the Old Republic, Prequels crossover. Searching for a way to counter the Sith threat, Revan turns to an ancient Sith device, with unexpected results.

What if Voldemort complied with Snape's wish on Halloween 1981? What if the Harry we know used the Resurrection Stone at the same time as a heart broken Lily? Two different eras, two different realities...Post DH

Harry gets a lesson in playground warfare and turns from victim into a Lord. Grey possibly Dark Harry

That Halo KOTOR Crossover I've been wanting to write. FINALLY Updated....

AU. A brief twist during the festival sends several emotions coursing through several people.KallenLelouchCornelia. Odd, I know. Please read and review! Oh, and do read the Author's Notes inside.

[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...

Where was he? What about his wife and son? And why could no one see, feel, or hear him in any way, except this kid? [Yondaime's back!] Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto

What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.

Rewrite of Shezza88's Altered Destiny, done with permission. One change... one shift in the Pattern, may end up destroying the Dragon Reborn and tearing the Age Lace for all time.

PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.

Because he didn't survive. Not really. HPxBleach xover oneshot, arrancar!Harry. Rating for gore and disturbing imagery.

Naruto, falling prey to the vengeful villagers of Konoha, is sent to Soul Society. There, he will meet both friends and enemies. Will his determination be enough? Can he survive as a Shinigami? NarutoxBleach Crossover. Pairing Undecided.

Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?

[Crack] Yuzu is worried about the contents of her closet, and Ichigo's not much help.

Sousuke Aizen murdered the Central 46, took over the Espada, and plans to depose the Spirit King. But why? For himself? Or is there someone behind the scenes whom he serves? But who? Why? Read and find out! BWOHAHAHAHA!

If there had been only one reason, Ichigo might not have chosen to do what he did. Introspective oneshot.Warning: SPOILERS, AU after Chapter 295

This was not the kind of love Ichigo wanted to feel for Rukia. This was dangerous, possessive, and it will consume them both. But for as long as she was with him, he didn't mind being the villain.

Momo rationalizes, the Chamber of 46 makes dim decisions, Ichigo makes brighter ones, and Aizen takes advantage, as they all spiral down, as surely as warmth rises. Twisted IchiMomo oneshot.

With the exception of Chapter 1intro, CRIMSON TIDE is set immediately after the Season 2 Finale. The story focuses on Zuko and Katara's experiences following the coup of BaSingSe.ZUTARAread chap 1&3 & thatll be clear. Other stuff, but Zutara main point.

You know those epic time travel stories where a heroic time traveler comes back to the past to save it from a dark future? This story AIN'T one of them. MAJOR CHAPTER 12 REVISION WHICH SETS UP FOR NEW SHUNPO SEQUEL!

After the fight at the Valley of the End, Naruto begins his journey back to Konoha. Going the wrong way. He ends up discovering a secret that could grant him the power he needs to protect those precious to him, or it could cause the destruction of Konoha.

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

Naruto is kidnapped by a pack of strange creatures and is forced to take on his destined role, to be the Overlord. Overlord crossover DarkNaruto OOC OC. Story adopted from Evilmidgetgod14 after he left.

Code Geass AU: would have Lelouch become a different person had Cornelia taken him in and spared him exile? One thing is certain: his desire to find justice has certainly not abated... An experimental fic I came up with late at night. Chap 01 uploaded.

Shatter, Kyouka Suigetsu.

A mysterious power surrounds Fukyuki City. Emiya Shiro finds himself picking up a quest that surrounds his friends and family. Together, they must find the Holy Grail. Then roll a dice to see their chances of successfully capturing it.

Forged from the twisted science of Midgar, and tempered by the shadows of Sephiroth, Uzumaki Naruto was power incarnated. Now, before the gates of Konoha, will this fallen angel find his absolution, or will his past haunt him until eternity's end?

AU. There are worse prices to pay for what he wanted. Sometimes, those prices are the better choice.-Title changed

The not so epic tales of a man who had better things to do then save the galaxy.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."

Are you a hardcore Naruto fan? Do you think you know everything there is to know about the Naruto? Well then, here's some idea's. This is a list off of NarutoCentral that has funny Naruto Addiction Ideas. The sad part? Half of us have tried 34 of the list

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t

Instead of Byakuya and Renji, some noname shinigami are the ones sent to the human world to retrieve Rukia. Ichigo is able to defeat them, and he and Rukia go on the run. AU from around chapter 51 of the manga.

Oneshot: What if Light was a little sneakier towards the end with Mikami Teru? LXM, mass deaths!

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Harry finds a little black book... Oneshot, slightly dark Harry, crossover with Death Note mangaanime

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.

A Shinigami captain doesn’t need a human body, does he? The gang goes to Ichigo’s funeral. Cremation ceremony, anyone? Ichigo, Tatsuki, Chad, Karin, Isshin, even Chizuro and a little IchiRuki

A NarutoHellsing cross, maybe the first of its kind. Naruto is turned by Seras Victoria, and is now both a No Life King and the Vessel of the Kyuubi no Kitsune! What was I thinking?

Karin wields her pencil sketching skills with deadly accuracy.

What if Harry had been an heir of Slytherin? How could that have changed the events in the Chamber of Secrets?

Sort of prequel to Misunderstood. Now it's Ichimaru's turn to misunderstand the intentions of a certain scheming captain. Nonyaoi

After shattering Akatsuki's Fuuin jutsu, Naruto awakes in the past. Given another chance, will he attempt to challenge the very fates themselves? Or will circumstances even change his own lease on life?

Karin aches for the touch of her brother… This is the sequel to One Night. Not mandatory that you read it, but I suggest you do so. This’ll make more sense if you do. Lemon, incest, language, nothing too hardcore.

Finished! A series of short, humorous stories that throw a bit of reality into the Baldur's Gate 2 Universe. A second volume pending, should enough good ideas arise or be contributed...

PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer

For years, he has concealed himself in their midst. Now, the Throne of Bhaal is within reach, and it is time for him to claim his birthright. Maybe.

Oneshot. Ichimaru Gin always felt he was one of the most misunderstood persons in the whole of Seireitei. Some GinXRan

Naruto, lost and alone, finds strength and solace within his burden. Kyuubi, wise and powerful, decides to train the boy. What will happen next? Read and find out. On Hold.

[Ichigo x Tatsuki] The story of a smile that went away, and the girl who missed it the most.

What would you do if you had a second chance? A better chance? The life, or should I say, death, of Uzumaki Naruto just got more interesting…

Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

Ichigo finally has to give in to the darkness, the power it offers being the only thing that can save those around him. But in doing so, Ichigo brings to them a new risk altogether. [IchigoRukia, dark]

Tom Riddle was more powerful than anybody realized. Harry Potter lies defeated and torn. A living memory, a Prophecy, and a truth that will shatter Harry's world. PostCoS, Powerful,nonhuman!Harry. Play as a god, and creation will seek vengeace.

Malak's betrayal of Darth Revan leaves the jawless wonder dead and Revan in possession of the Jedi's secret weapon. But it can never be that simple now, can it?

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Part of VF's humorfic contest. What if Chapelle took Revan's role on board the Endar Spire? Here's my take.

Semirhage's ambush went totally wrong, and a crossstream of balefire has had unseen consequences. Rand and Lews Therin are thrown back in the Wheel of Time, back to the fateful Winternight. With the power of foresight, Rand has a chance to do it all again

ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

ON HIATUS After running away from the Dursleys at a young age, he learned to survive on his own. Faced by the cruelties of a harsh world, he fought for his freedom. Challenged by those above him, he killed for his power. AU Post OotP

WIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

It was the greatest of insults. To forcefully cram such a perfect, beautiful body as his into this...this... child.

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

This is probably the funniest thing I have ever written. If you're not easily squicked, I recommend reading it.

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

Ron finds his true love, much to the amusement of the rest of the school. Ron lovers, be warned!