SeleneRanma
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Joined 05-25-05, id: 820460, Profile Updated: 06-22-09
Author has written 2 stories for Underworld, and Harry Potter.

Name: SeleneRanma

Real name: ... Im not telling

C'mon!! Real name, please: I said NO

Ok, um... age I guess: Let's just say that my husband is not really doing something legal...

OMG! You'r married?? To who?: Dr. Greg House, Nephrologist and infectious diseas specialist. Oh, and world renouned diagnostician.

Um.. you do know he's not real right?: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Okaaayy... next question. Real name?: ... -.-U I'm not doing this anymore... Hey,is "infectious" spelled right up there?

Um... Im not really sure.

Quote time!

"All my base are belong to you"- Came up with that one all by myself :D

"Everybody lies"- My hubby ... you do realize you come off like a crazy person when you say that kind of stuff, don't you?
Yah, and hearing wierd voices that ask me profile questions in my head is TOTALLY normal.
Touché...

"I'm Joey, I'm disgusting"- Joey

"Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot." - Greg Again with the crazy!
¬¬...
Heh heh... shutting up now...

"Voldemort, voldemort, uhh, Voldy Voldymort"-. Tom Riddle AM NOT!

Hey! Is Voldemort the voice in my head that asks all those annoying profile questions?
No, that's me. Voldemort's my life partner.

NO I AM NOT! AVADA KEDAVRA!!

Um.. Voice??

Voooiiiiceeeee!!

Great! No more voices in my head!! :)
That's what you think... Muahahahaha.

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Pride and Prejudice and The Attack of the Goblins by Jiang Qing reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that if you see a woman clad in black leather and in the possession of two large firearms, you must run as fast as you can in the opposite direction. Pride and Prejudice with a twist, R&R!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,455 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/23/2009
Flabbergasted by 2NiCe4U reviews
A series of encounters between Severus Snape and Hermione Granger that leave one or both parties, well, flabbergasted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Snape's Elevator Adventures:The Return of Snapette by A True Weasley reviews
It's back! More bugging Snape on the elevator! Sequel to Snape's Elevator Adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Severus S.
The Curious Case of Uncle House by TheSleepingDragons2144 reviews
HPXHouse crossover. When an outbreak hits both Muggles and magic folk alike in London, Ginny calls upon her mentor to help solve the case, where new mysteries begin to unfold.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ginny W., G. House
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
weasley chat dot com by lady-bluebeard reviews
Fred and George start Hogwarts' first chatroom, and you'd be surprised by the weird conversations that ensue. comedy, peoplez. UPDATES GALORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Harry's in the House by SinfulPerfection reviews
When Harry contracts a muggle illness, St. Mungo's is baffled. So Dr. House agrees to take the case. But House is a little too interested in wizardry, and Ron is a little too interested in Cameron. Despite all of this, will they save Harry in time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Snape's Elevator Adventures by A True Weasley reviews
All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Legend Of George, The Toaster by FuzzySlipper19 reviews
The toaster starts talking to Bella... What will Edward think? This story takes place right after Eclipse. I do not own Twilight, Twilight's characters, or any quotes that I may use from the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Underworld Cup by Rushwriter reviews
The movie Underworld as rewritten by football commentators.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006
The Most Randomist Story Ever by celinejonas reviews
You can find almost 1,000,000 random things in this story. From Harry Potter to Teddy Geiger. To Tom Cruise to The Lord of The Rings. Written by Morganne and I. We have finished writting this. And guess what? SEQUEL!
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 16,428 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
Crash Nitro Kart, Underworld Style by aoshi02780 reviews
Inbrace yourselves for this once in a lifetime opportunity!All of the underworld character's competing in a gokart race! And the big question is, who will win?Rated for language and to be safe....
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006
What would happen if the war ended? by aoshi02780 reviews
Alright this is something that I did out of boredom, but I hope it's good and hope that you review.......and this is just random stuff I really thought of, literally.
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006
Forgotten Nightmares by Ayla Silverfang reviews
Shadow has lost her memory, her friends, her loved one. Can one bladebraker make her forget all the agony she feels? kaiOc
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,777 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Kai H.
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Albus Dumbledore and the Super Gay Crab Dream reviews
Headmaster... you are gay!" Based pon a joke by Dane Cook and J.K.Rowlling's assertions that Prof. Dumbledore was gay. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Albus D., Severus S.
Underworld: The finalumumwhatever! reviews
Kraven is the most stupid being on earth. if you dont agree, don t read. So, how does he deal with this, his truth? By dealing, I guess, but still, read! and find out... Plus, extra randomness in the last... eight chapters!
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/13/2005