Yo, how's it goin, my name is Evilsantaguy. I'm a male between the ages of 10 to 100 I live some where on this crazy planet called earth, and I'm a great reader but not that great of a writer. I heard from a friend of mine that this website is a great way to meet people and share ideas plus that it's filled with great readers any way I'm just here to try to write a couple of stories and see what i can come up with if you have any ideas though and would like me to write them I will and I thank you for the idea:) . well i hope you like the fan-ficsREMEMBER TO POST A REVIEW

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Questions To Ponder

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business,
did they see it coming?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and
drink what comes out"??

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a
mouse??

If electricity comes from electrons does morality
come from morons?

Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate??

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of
the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'??

You Know You Live In 2008 When...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If You...

~If you are overly obsessed with dogs or are a doglover copy and paste this and add your name Klutzilla01 furubafreak01 Chihira 1000 springs -Black White Mist, Evilsantaguy.

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~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this to your profile.

~Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientistslikings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

~Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't copy and paste this you your profile.

~If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

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~99 percent of the people who read this have been brainwashed and hypnotized. If you're one of the 1 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you follow this, you have been brainwashed. XP

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~Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. copy&paste this to your profile

~If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile!

~If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

~"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

~Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

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~Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

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~Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

~92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

~Even though you can't see Him, GOD is there!If you beleive in GOD copy and paste this to your profile.

~if you hate it when people think that child abuse is something to laugh at put this in your profile

~If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

~I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

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~If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

~If you love rain as much as I do copy and paste this to your profile.

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~If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

~If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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~If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in?NNNOOOOOOO!We will be figured out!What do you mean we?I'm the one person who thinks this is insane.)

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~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

~Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, Hinata of the Waterfall, evilsantaguy

~93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, Black White Mist, Evilsantguy

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~For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

~A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "Eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

~I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. IsPaper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

~I got some news about Child abuse. Its a big Problem in the world. Child abuse is reported every 10 seconds. A kid shouldent have to fear for their life. If you agree with me put this in your progile.I got some news about Child abuse. Its a big Problem in the world. Child abuse is reported every 10 seconds. A kid shouldent have to fear for their life. If you agree with me put this in your progile.

Child Abuse

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! QUICK COPY!

JOURNEY...
What is a journey?...
A journey is not a trip…
It is not a vacation…
it’s a process of discovery…
A process of ... self discovery…
A journey brings us face to face with ourselves…
A journey shows us not only the world…
But were we fit in it…
Does the person create the journey or…
Does the journey create the person?...

THEY SAY...

Fate is a sadistic bitch.

You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment

Attitudes are contagious, mine might get you killed

The secret to success is knowing who to blame your failures on

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they’d never expect it

When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all I think a good way to get out of it is just to say “No Speaka English"

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. NOW who’s asking the questions!?

It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

When a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it’s hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again

Don't pity the man with one true friend. Envy him. Pity the man with just a thousand acquaintances.

QUOTES:

"Certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for?"-Gimli (The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King)

"Hey Shippo, your village called. They're missing their idiot."-Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."-Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)

"Why is the rum gone!"-Captain Jack Sparrow

Imitating Elizabeth "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now!"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Oh. Your. God."- Bender (Futurama)

"Who are those ugly creatures, tell them I hate them"-professor (futurama)

"This one time, I pounded a guy into the ground with a shovel."- Bender (Futurama)

"Quack, damn you."-Jamie (Mythbusters)

"I reject your reality, and subtitue my own."-Adam (Mythbusters)

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls."-Unknown (Unknown)

"I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it."-Unknown (Unknown)

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."-Unknown (Unknown)

"I can multitask...I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time."-Unknown (Unknown)

You know you're obsessed with Naruto when,

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (have not been bitten yet)

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter.

· You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart.

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you.

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

. You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.

YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT WHEN...

1. You refuse to face the fact that Edward is fictional

2. You count down the days until the next book comes out

3. You spend all your time coming up with theories for the next book

4. Your standards for men were instantly raised because of Edward

5. You secretly wish your boyfriend was a vampire

6. You accidentally address your dad as his name, like Bella

7. Volvos are your new favorite car

8. You quote the books constantly

9. You relate everything… I mean, EVERYTHING, to Twilight

10. You have now started biting people, or threatened to

11. If anyone so much as looks at your books the wrong way, you start screaming at them.

12. If anyone hasn’t read the books, you take it as a personal offence

13. You’ve already planned you and Edward’s wedding and handed out the invitations

14. You attempt not to sleep because, if Edward doesn’t need sleep, neither do you.

15. You dress up as a vampire by painting your face white, and putting purple under your eyes, and go out in public.

16. You suddenly find pale boys really attractive

17. All someone has to say to make you cry is “Edward’s not real.”

18. You start thinking really embarrassing thoughts, but immediately stop, fearing that Edward heard you.

19. You fear that someone will turn into a werewolf when they get angry

20. When you fall or trip, you refer to it as a "Bella moment".

21. Topaz is your new favorite color, courtesy of Edward's eyes.

22. You welcome rain so that your home can be more like Forks.

23. You pray for Stephanie Meyer to have Bella and Edward end up together.

24. Human baseball seems more boring than usual.

25. You carry a Twilight book with you at all times.

26. You will spend hours in front of the computer in Twilight fan groups, or searching for new Twilight information.

27. Your sleep schedule is completely reversed due to the all-nighters you pulled to read the books.

28. You try to see what character your family or friends resemble.

29. Your lifelong goal is to become a vampire and live with the Cullen’s.

30. You bawled when Edward left and when Edward came back.

31. You now never want to tan, so you can look like a vampire.

32. You see someone with dark eyes and think, "they must be thirsty."

33. You go back and forth from hating, to loving, to hating Jacob Black.

34. You constantly nag your friends to start reading Twilight, even though they don't need to, since you talk about it so much they know everything that happens.

35. You have to remind yourself to breathe when you think of Edward Cullen

36. You would give anything to see Edward sparkle in the sun.

37. You cried when Alice saw Edward planning to die.

38. You wish you could blush like Bella.

39. You constantly wonder whether your blood would be appealing to vampires and secretly hope it is.

40. When someone asks you out you say, “Sorry. I’m already dating Edward Cullen.”

41. You’re convinced you are the biggest fan and will argue with anyone who begs to differ

42. Your notebooks have “Mrs. Edward Cullen” written all over

43. Your mom no longer threatens to ground you, but to take away your books.

44. In your mind, serial killers no longer exist. Only newborn vampires do.

45. Your heart flutters anytime Edward talks.

46. You want to punch Charlie in the face when he is rude to Edward.

47. You make people read the books, but secretly hope they wont, so the obsession will only be yours.

48. You get very angry when someone says vampires sleep in coffins. Or only come out at night. Or won't show up in film.

49. You shun anyone who tries to convince you vampires don’t exist

50. You get into fights with your Twilight obsessed fans over which one is going to marry Edward

51. You throw birthday parties for the characters in the books

52. You would gladly trade your life for Bella's, even if that means occasionally being attacked by vampires.

53. You're cold, and you wish you had Jacob.

54. The Twilight books are guarded with your life.

55. You will follow a silver Volvo, convinced that Edward is in it and get very depressed when you realize he’s not.

56. You wish you owned Bella's truck.

57. You attempt at being as graceful as Alice. And fail miserably.

58. Your future children's names are all names from the books.

59. Edward is the sexiest name alive.

60. You've bought several copies of each book to give as future presents to yourself.

61. You've made t-shirts that relate to Twilight.

62. You screamed when Bella kissed Jacob

63. You find yourself subconsciously narrating your life.

64. You started using strawberry shampoo

65. You wish you had a Jacob and Edward to fight for you

66. When you read Twilight fan fiction

67. You write Twilight fan fiction

68. You plan on moving to Forks someday.

69. You've pinch the bridge of your nose when you got angry

70. Edward’s version of Twilight Chapter 1 gives you chills.

71. You are either thrilled that Robert Patterson is playing Edward, or completely depressed.

72. You're convinced vampires exist, and you're not ashamed of it

73. You love when it is rainy, cloudy, or snowy out, and hate when it is sunny.

74. You check the weather in Forks, when you live no where near it.

75. You introduce yourself to people as Mrs. Cullen

76. When talking online you always remember to capitalize Twilight and any other name from the book

77. You look at all the pale people in your classes and wonder if they're secretly vampires and wish to ask them if they can turn you into one

78. You dream about Edward nearly every night

79. You dream of Vampires nearly every night

80. You want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break

81. You smile/sigh whenever you hear/see Edward's name and it has nothing to do with Twilight

82. You’re unable to believe that vampires actually have fangs or some crazy dark side

83. You are certain that your boyfriend is a vampire simply on the basis that he's sexy/shiny/composed

84. You start imagining scenes from the books in your head at random moments

85. You’ve convinced random strangers to read the book or see the movie

86. You waste the ink of your print cartridge thanks to printing images and images of Edward

87. You cry because your father used Eclipse as a coaster for his drink

88. You relate even the weirdest things to the book

89. You think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading/dreaming/talking/walking/etc (maybe even when you’re doing nothing at all)

90.your friends/family have told you to shut-up because you talked about Twilight to much

91. You start talking to the book

92. While talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight, and you mutter a joke from Twilight and start laughing your head off

93. You’ve highly considered naming your future son Edward.

94. Whenever somebody mentions the words 'vampire' or 'werewolf', you immediately try to worm your way into the conversation just to make sure they're not insulting them

95. You still cry at sad parts of the book... even though you've read it just so many times

96. You smack your brother/sister when they say Edward doesn’t exist or is a total retard. and don’t stop smacking until they say they’re sorry

97. You have over 500 Twilight related pictures on your computer

98. You've re-created Bella's bracelet

99. You already have a space on your bookshelf for Midnight Sun

100. You already have the tickets reserved for the midnight showing of the Twilight movie

HOW MANY OF THESE YOU HAVE DONE THAT’S THE PERCENT OF YOU THAT IS OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Sasuke, Itachi.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? narusaku, kibahina, and sasusaku

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? no

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: A lot of things I don't fell like telling.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Itachi

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Kibahina!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku.

9. Which team is your favorite? tie 7 and 8

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? tie with Itachi and Hidan

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Trying to.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Trying to.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No

17. Sub or dub? Sub!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Itachi it's cool

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hell YES!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YEP

27. Do you like lemons? Not really

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?Nope

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? HELL YEAH!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Hell Yeah

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? Almost

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?No

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? NOOOOOOOO!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? No

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes

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