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Joined 01-26-09, id: 1818010, Profile Updated: 11-22-11
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"So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun."

Hello. Welcome. Greetings. Hola. Priviet.

Oh, and just for the record, we are actually 2 people, with different personalities, different nationalities, different names, (DUH) and different WRITING STYLES. So look out!!

And thus, here are our names:

Ren, and Ceska. We met when we were little. Thats all there is to it.

Len Kagamine is our role model. Like, seriously.

TWINCEST!!! OHHC!!

We LOOVE haters. Welcome IN!


Well, what do we have here? will find you. You've been warned...

REN:

I love haters. COME IN! Take your shoes off.

I'm learning Japanese! (°-°) ( I know literally like TWO kanji and the hiragana table,but I'm getting there)

I HATE twilight. HATE IT. I remember the times when vampires were vampires and werewolves were werewolves. SERIOUSLY. and, the MOVIE is a DON'T. Wyck Godfrey owes me 122 freaking minutes of my life.

'Ceska might like them, but I HATE copy pastes. I hate them and that's the end of it.

I don't give a damn about what other people think. I do it my way and that's IT.

Yes, I DO read manga, and watch anime, thank you. Especially the ones named after washing supplies. (Bleach, watch it.)

My writing style depends on how I'm feeling, so no comments.

I read Maximum Ride. Fangisthecutestthingeveromgimgonnadie.

I'm currently rewriting "Not ANOTHER Stupid Love Story, Please."

... Not that you care... -.-


FROM REN: Missin' u, Ceska ;D

//siiighhhh I wrote this soo long ago. I like Twilight fanfictions better than the book itself.--

OMFG I LOVE YAOI ICHIGO KUROSAKI AND RON WEASLEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER ALSO AS ULQUIORRA AND KAITO

CESKA:

I'm a TWILIGHTER. Everyone get over it. I love Twilight (Edward Cullen) so deal with it.

BLEACH. I love Bleach. Not as in the laundry detergent. As in Ichigo Kurosaki (teehee strawberry)

Len Kagamine: NOSEBLEED.

Read Maximum Ride. Iggy. is. so. freaking. hawt. :3

I DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE THINKS. You mess with me, you die.

"WHAT YOU SAY?!" *bitch slap*

I HATE JEB I HOPE HE DIES I HOPE HE DIES IN A PITLESS HOLE.

I seriously thought my neighbors were vamps. They had all the Cullen cars. A silver Volvo, black Jeep, black Mercedes and a wierd yellow sports car. Oh my freaking gosh.

TU ES UN GROSSE POULET. JE TE DETESTER PARCEQUI TU ES UN GROSSE VACHE ET TU ME STRESEE SI BOUCOUP SO SHUT THE HELL UP. I love learning french.


If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit."


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Dancing with the Devil's Daughter by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
-HIATUS- Edward always said that he didn't want to damn Bella's soul, but what if it was already damned? Bella's lived in Forks her whole life, and when the Cullens arrive, it's a very different girl that they are faced with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,956 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Welcoming the Heartache by makorrashenanigans reviews
Max and Fang are roommates, but they don't get along. What happens when Max starts dating another guy? And what happens when that said guy CHEATS on her? Guess which dark, handsome, young man decides to help her get back at the jerk who broke her heart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Twilight Heroes by Contradictation reviews
Bella is Different, Just like the many Other Who walk this earth, They Are Special some of them Figured it out, Other have left to find out. Cross Between Heroes and Twilight, Regular Pairing, Cullens Are Vampires
Crossover - Twilight & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not ANOTHER stupid Love Story, Please reviews
Miko has been through some touh times. NOTHING, could compare to THIS. Apparently there's moreo her than meets the eye... But is this a good thing? Renji doesn't think so. Full thing inside! Sorry for the HORRIBLE summary, its awful.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Renji A.