What does one say on a Bio...? Hm... well lets start with the basics, Frequently asked questions.

What's your name? BORING. D:

Where do you live? Georgia's on my mind.

Will you write me a story? Sure! I'd LOVE to write you a story! Send me a PM, and what you want me to write for you, and I'll get it to you as soon as possible!

What do you look like? Long brunette hair that hands midway down my back, Blue/Gray eyes, and medium in height.

Hobbies? Swimming, reading, writing, hanging with friends, drawing, listening to music, READING FAN FICS : D

Favorite Song/Band? Currently I'm very into things that are alternative-ish. My favorite song right now would have to be...I don't care - Falloutboy.

Will you write a story with me? I love writing stories with other people. So if you have an idea, just send me a note.

Do you do any artwork? Yeah! I'm on Deviant art, so look me up!

Current favorite things to read about:

Harry Potter series

- Twilight Saga

- Legend of Zelda

- Naruto

- Death note

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James/Lily - Ah, Such a lovely pairing. I'm thinking this is currently my favorite thing to ship. Something about being able to fall in love with someone you've hated for

Harry/Hermione - Well, I used to be a HUGE Harmony shipper, but recently I dunno. The pairing just doesn't have the same effect it used to have on me. I mean, yeah it's cute but...eh.

Luna/Harry - It's so crackish it's adorable.

Draco/Ginny - One crack pairing that I know could never happen. However, it's always fun to hope, isn't it?

Edward/Bella - These two have a connection, a connection that no one seems to understand. It's just so absolutely lovely. They couldn't be put together with anyone else, because it just wouldn't work.

Jasper/Alice - They're both freaks in the vampire world, so...why not be freaks together?

Rose/Emmett - O_O

Carlisle/Esme - On three. oneeeee, twwwwooooo, threeee. Awwwwww!

James/Victoria - Ah, evil love. The endless possibilites.

Jacob/Nessie - It's so freakishly wrong, it works.

L/Light - Oh the handcuffs...:D

Matt/Mello - Endless possibilities.

Near/Matt (Wammy only) - Dunno why I like this one. I guess I just do?

Link/Zelda - A hero and his princess. The way it should be.

Link/Dark link - Don't ask. I have no idea.

Sasuke/Naruto - drool Quite easily one of my favorite ships. It's just so EASY to ship, because it's so realistically cannon.

Kiba/Hinata - Connection, much?

Sakura/Itachi - If you can't have one brother, why not try the other one?

Kakashi/Iruka - Crack PAIRING.

Kakashi/Sakura - Yum.

Itachi/Sasuke (Because everyone secretly is a Uchihacest fangirl. Don't deny it, you pitiful liars.)

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Time for my own personal favorite part of the Profile!

QUOTES!

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Contains LOADS of bloody curse words. Those things just kinda slip out.

"Time Liiiine? Time isn't made out of lines! It is made out of circles! That is why clocks are round!" - Demyx in Kingdom hearts

“Yeah well, Jasper can go fuck a bush.” – Me. An actual bush. Like the plant, you perverted people.

- “HOLY CRAP. That Jacket is from Sequoia!

- Wait a minute…where the hell is Sequoia, anyway?” – Hale21

“I hope that clown thing comes in the middle of the night and eats your bloody face off because you were too dang lazy to turn on my effing lights.” – Me

“…Hey, you guys know the awkward turtle means gay in Spanish?”

"Jack cries to fucking much. Seriously dude, it's not like you're the only one stuck on the effing island. The polars bears don't like you either."

"I'M NOT BLACK. I'M CARAMEL. JUST ASK TYRA BANKS."

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This was really funny...You gotta list your favourite Naruto characters and then answer the questions...but no peeking until they've all been listed.

FUN!

1. Naruto
2. Gaara
3. Itachi
4. Gai
5. Lee
6. Kiba
7. Kakashi
8. Neji
9. Shikamaru
10. Temari
11. Sasuke
12. Sakura

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
That'd be a big Hell No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sure, in one of those 'spandex is fucking sexy' kind of ways...uh, sure.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Then they'd have some sort of freak child with weird white eyes and pink hair.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
SHIKA IS MY HOME BOY. HOLLA. ...yeah, not really.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
mmmm, actually, I've always thought Gaara would be sexier on his own than sexing someone up.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Ten - dunno if this needs an explanation.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, Kakashi, being the pervert that he is, would probably hide in a corner and watch. XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Itachi comes back to the leaf village in search of his little otutuo, but what he finds is so much sweeter.

And I'd probably call it... 'Absolute Aquired taste.'

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yeah, in the fanfiction world you can pair Naruto with anyone. So I'm sure there is such thing as Neji/Naruto fluff.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
'Bending and Breaking already shattered feelings.'

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
(Well hopefully whatever drove me to write such a fic would die in a hole.) Gai de-flowering Naruto during 'training.'

12) Know of anyone who reads Three het?
Itachi het...Yeah, sure. Itachi's a hottie. :D

13) Know of anyone who writes about or draws Eleven?
Well let me count..one...two...three...and about everyone else in the Naruto-world.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
I'm just praying to god that they don't.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Temari. "YES!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose?
Itachi & Sasuke. "I hate everything about you."

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sakura/Naruto/Kiba. Warning...Crack pairings ahead, hide your children.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Temari - "Let's see how well you really can use that sand of yours."

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"Hn."

20) How emo is Seven?
Rainbows and butterflies emo.

21) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title.

"I can show you a better way to use that tongue of yours, teme."

HAHA! XD

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