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Joined 11-13-07, id: 1420184, Profile Updated: 09-09-11
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About Me

I'm S-chan

My birthday is November 8th!!

I am a Scorpio.

I live on a rainbow with skittles!

Likes: Tom Felton!! rock stars, christmas, halloween, yellow, lolipops, Akatsuki, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, The Beatles, softball, annoying my little brother, disney movies, and all of that good stuff.

dislikes: airplanes, barney, formals, pink, my brother, spiders, football, football players, Justin Bieber, Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, and Brittany Spears.


You Know your stupid when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

ou've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: AaragornArwenShipper12 danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe)Debatra, Loner Kitsune Girl, Hiraku Feather William, ShinyEifie and Bratzcatz, kage kui, S-chan-ToNbO-KYAAA

If you think a certain pairing should get more love, paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten stuck inside of a cardboard box, paste this into your profile

If you have too many friends to count, paste this into your profile

If you're gay and you're on your way, paste this into your profile

If you have a favorite pair of socks that you FORBID anyone else to wear, paste this into your profile

If you believe that the pie and the cake are not a lie, paste this into your profile

If you have ever pasted a random thing into your profile because it said 'Copy and Paste this into your profile,' copy and paste this into your profile

If you curse loudly in school, paste this into your profile

If you spend WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET, paste this into your profile

If you need more sleep at night, paste this into your profile.

If you refuse to wear matching socks, paste this into your profile.

If you're afraid of your first kiss, paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Favorite Quotes:

"SHUT UP JACK BOYD!" Katie, my bfftteotsap

Mr. Connelly: "How come I never see you smile?"
Me: "What? I smile all the time."
Later that week...
Mr. Connelly: "Sara! You're not smiling!"
Me: *forces a smile*
Later that month...
Mr. Connelly: "Oh, now I see why you never smile, you sit next to Katie."
Katie: "Hey!"

Sammie: "Look, David, I drew you a picture!" *holds up a picture that looks like a girl*
David: "Sammie, just because I'm androgynous doesn't mean I'm a girl."

Maxx: "Ew, it's Sara."
Me: "Ew, it's me."

Me: *sigh* ... "I'm bored..."
David: "That means you are a boring person."

"Your fourtune is in another cookie." Fourtune Cookie

Me: "Say 'iron'."
David: "Why?"
Me: "Because."
David: "I-rin"
Me: *laughs*

Amanda: "Are you done eating?"
Dad: "Yes."
Amanda: "Then would you mind taking the spoon out of my @ss?"
Dad: O.O "..."

Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!" A Very Potter Musical

Draco: "Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocket ship Potter. Star kid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS." A Very Potter Musical

"Those who do not complain are never pitied" Jane Austen

Mom: "Have you ever smelled moth balls?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Mom: "How did you get your nose in between those tiny little legs?"
Me: *sits in a corner ashamed of being tricked... again*

Luke: "Cookies are my favorite color."

Nicole: "He eats everything but food."
Cody: "But food, eh?"
Jason: "Butt food eww!!!!"

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The Perfect Nanny by Jacquestheninja reviews
Hermione got certified as a nanny. Her agency places her in the most unlikely place...Malfoy Manor. She is to care for Malfoy's spawn and she doesn't even know it. What will happen? Will Draco accept her as his child's nanny? What happened to his wife?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,424 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Only a Pretense by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"Though only a pretense, he saved a million lives." Gender Bender fic. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 256,474 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 202 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unveiling the Wallflower by BluAugust reviews
It is the start of senior year and Sasuke finds himself wishing it was already over, while Hinata merely wishes to survive. What neither one counted on was a bet that would bring them together and give them a senior year to remember. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,530 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A Mysterious Case Of Mistletoe Fever by RZZMG reviews
Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe by MysteriousAnonymous reviews
I watched it glimmer above me and turned to face who destiny has chosen to place me with. The stunned silver eyes of the one and only Draco Malfoy shone back. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Potter's Potty Yuletide Love by georginacastleorpington reviews
Trapped in the Slytherin Changing Room on a mission with nothing but an invisibility cloak for company, the most terrible thing happens to Rose Weasley. She gets trapped under mistletoe with HIM. Scorpius Malfoy. RW&SM One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Broken: The Epilogue by inadaze22 reviews
It's the separate epilogue to my epic story, Broken. I kept the ratings the same
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 183 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Laws of Attraction by verisimilitude9 reviews
A boy and a girl meet in Biology class and don't exactly hit it off right away. Amy isn't anything like the other girls of Zach's acquaintance, and yet he finds himself intrigued. A/Z, AU. Complete!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,295 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Zoicite/Zoycite - Complete
Awareness & Annoyance of Her by AnneM.Oliver reviews
One man was highly aware of his attraction for her. The other man was annoyed by his attraction for her. It didn't matter to her, because she was oblivious to both of them. Dramione and Harmione .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,509 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Early Christmas Surprise by restlessoceans reviews
A funny little one-shot I thought of as I was writing the next chapter for 'I Won't Say I'm In Love.' "Christmas gift? Dumbledore?" DMHG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lovely Dare by dabow reviews
Truth-or-dare one-shot. Hermione gets dared to write a love-letter to Malfoy with unexpected results
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected Partners by x.Chrissy.x reviews
When Hermione and Draco are captured by Death Eaters, will they be able to work together to stay alive? Or will they kill each other before the Death Eaters get a chance to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,340 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Magnolias In Bloom by verisimilitude9 reviews
A 17-year-old boy in mourning travels from the city to a small town to help an ailing relative for the summer, In the process, he makes new friends, learns to cope and falls in love. A coming of age story. Minako/Kunzite AU.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Kunzite/Malachite, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 365,905 - Reviews: 5567 - Favs: 9,774 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
College Applications for the Naruto World by NinjaPower reviews
Ever wondered what the college applications of the Naruto characters would be? Wonder no more! For here all the Naruto characters compete to get into the top college, Konoha University! See their applications and the graders reactions! AU RxR
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Black Parade by Max Phrost reviews
An anthology of 14 short stories based on My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade. Are you afraid to die?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 11,321 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Degrees of Separation by imjustamuggle reviews
How many chance encounters will it take before Ron finds out Hermione's secret? How much farther can he keep being pushed away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Her? His name is Kisame by lover of an alchemist reviews
“I have a crush.” “You do? What’s her name? Is she pretty?” I look down at Sasuke, His dark black innocent eyes stare back up at me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,956 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Raven Parody by twin1313 reviews
If Edger Allen Poe was around in the 21st century.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Akatsuki Talks by Angel of Darknessness reviews
Some Akatsuki members discuss their feelings with random things...Complete randomness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Tobi and the Adjustable Office Chair by Gaara's-Guardian-Angel reviews
Tobi is on his way to meet Pein when he stumbles across the PRIVATE office of Pein himself. In the office he finds nothing less than a gawdy pink and yellow zebra striped office chair!Its short but plz read anyway its my first fanfic ever! O
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Obito U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Cupid's Trick by peridot scarves reviews
When Tomoka and Eiji try setting up Ryoma and Sakuno, their matchmaking yields a different result. [Eiji Kikumaru x Tomoka Osakada]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Kikumaru E., O. Tomoka - Complete
What big eyes you have by desiderea reviews
Luna Lovegood and Blaise Zabini meet in deserted hall and play The Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood… But who is really who…?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Love Confession by GoesKaboom reviews
Zetsu's in love! Or is he? It just goes to show that things are not always as they seem. Short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Dark Chocolate and Bananas by Random Scribbles reviews
Luna wonders what Blaise tastes like. Fluff! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
I'll Stop If You Stop! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi no Jutsu by singingrain reviews
Itachi finally gets what's coming to him. He gets turned into a... CHIBI WEASEL! Veeery random and filled with Itachi induced fluffiness. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
From the Playground to the Castle by ForbiddenTreasures reviews
They never could seem to get away from each other. From the playground to the castle they were cursed with the other's presence. One could almost wonder if it were intentional.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Puppy Love by FemmeFerret reviews
Draco acquires a friend. HD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Orange and Sasuke by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot. Naruto has never been quite honest about his likes and dislikes...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Narumania! reviews
A collection of one shots. Some you'll love, some you'll hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
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