Roight! I'm going to try and update this blimmin' profile for THE THIRD TIME! AAAAAAAARG!

Sighs* Oh well, here goes (bet it won't work...grumble, grumble, moan, moan).
Heyho everybody in fiction land! My name is Sam (short for Samantha...wow, never have guessed that would ya, hmmmm?) but, against popular opinion, I'm not actually a granny (da da daaaa!). It's just a silly nickname given to me by one of my friends (long story). I'm actually 19 years old and at university at the mo, doing my BA History Degree (1st year! Wooh uni rocks!). I live in sunny old England *chokes with hysterical laughter* SUN? SUN? WHAT IS THIS PHENOMENOM? Yeh well, for all you lucky peeps that live elsewhere in the world...we get a lot of rain, alright? And no, I don't live in London, not everyone who lives in England lives in London. So there. Meh! (although I'm nearby...and I go to part of the University of London...alright so London is quite important! Huh!)

Anyway, my favourite authors are Terry Pratchett, J.K.Rowling, Manda Scott, Patricia Cornwell, J.R.R.Tolkein and Tamora Pierce. They all rule! Wooh!

Anyho, I'll say goodbyeeeeee! for now, as I'm meant to be doing work, or some other such boringness. Oh well!
Lots of love...and...stuff...Sam xx