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Joined 01-22-14, id: 5474553, Profile Updated: 03-04-15
Author has written 1 story for Code Geass.

Welcome to my profile!

Name: Take a guess

Age: Zero

Gender: Male (the minority of fanfiction writers. I feel so lonely...)

Address: Behind you

Current Status: Procrastinating/trying to find out what the flying fuck to do with my story

Current Anime: N/A

Current Video Games: Civ 5, Mass Effect, Skyrim

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Fanfiction Statuses

Code Geass: The Path of the King

Ch. 5: 0%

Ch. 4 Edit: Unknown


Favorite...

Anime: Fate/Zero Book: The Fate/Stay Night VN if that counts Video Game: Gahh so many to choose from. I'd say either Jak II/III or Ratchet and Clank 1/3. I miss the PS2 days... Color: Black, preferably with either gold, silver, or blue Animal: Birds of Prey Actor/Actress: I don't watch movies Sport: Basketball Athlete: Kobe if you asked me a few years ago Fanfic on this site: Hmmm, I say Lelouch of Britannia, but Fate's Debt is fairly close. From Fake Dreams on the Fate/Stay Night section is good too. Unfortunately, it suffers from one of the main problems of many fanfics on this site: walls of text, not enough dialogue. Long chapters as well Quote: Too many to choose from. It's a toss up between "There's no need to wonder where your God is. Because HE'S RIGHT HERE! And he's fresh out of mercy..." *adult starts crying* from the SAO Abridged series on YouTube, or Lelouch's I-just-took-over-the-Damocles speech

Least favorite...

Anime: Sword Art Online. I don't even need to explain this... TV Show: Star Trek because my friends are obsessed with it Video Game: Bakugan on the Wii. Such a disappointment... Animal: Anything small and bites me e.g. mosquitos Actor/Actress: Benedict C.

What I like:

Video games Anime Basketball My dog Hard work and dedication Competence Fanfiction, especially ones with OP protagonists Harems Women

What I dislike:

Authors who don't update their stories regularly or haven't updated their works in a long time, especially if it's really good YAOI Mosquitos and spiders Stupid pairings e.g. LelouchxSuzaku Teen girls with no decency in their attire

Fanfiction Introduction

Hello, wonderful people who took the liberty to click on my name and, hopefully, read a bit more about me. Oh, you clicked on this my accident? Well then, leave; I'm waiting...

Alright, all joking aside, hello. First of all, I would like to say I am thankful for everyone who actually gives a damn about me. This group includes you, the reader, every single person who took the time to read my stories - story at the time of making this - everyone who favorited and/or followed me and/or my stories, and most of all, the reviewers. With that said, this introduction will be pretty much all over the place and will be updated continually until I feel I am satisfied with it i.e. not until a long time.

So, why did I create this account? Well, I created this account because I want to develop my skills as a writer, but most importantly, as an entertainer. I love amusing others and seeing people smile, laugh, etc. gives me immense joy. When I first discovered fanfiction.net, I was actually searching up the "Zero Requiem" from Code Geass. I googled it, and then I saw Ways to Ruin Zero Requiem! by AlchemicChimeraLeech. I thought, ...wut? and then proceeded to click on it. Long story short, I enjoyed it and decided to keep reading more fanfiction. As my list of completed works grew, I started contemplating the idea of creating my own story, a story where I can do whatever I want. I was fairly unsatisfied with the majority of the works I read, so I thought that I should try my hand at it. I believed I could learn from others and make a damn good story.

It didn't work out too well.

My first chapter was, to be frank, a ripoff of the first episode of Code Geass. I still cringe whenever I see it. But you live and learn, you know? Nevertheless, I refuse to acquiesce defeat. I am like Shirou: I will hone what little skills I have, regardless of my lack of talent, using experience. Now, onto some other subjects I'll quickly address. I will seldom update, but do keep in mind I am always thinking of my fanfic(s). This is due to laziness, school, my other duties in life, and other hobbies. I hate reading OC-focused stories, but I will write an OC for variety. For all my OCs, I assure you I do not intend for any of them to be perfect. In my story Code Geass: Path of the King, Leona Gradstein is pretty much OP. I realize this. I intended this. As of making this part of the intro, I have not revealed why I chose to make her seem perfect, but rest assured knowing that she does have flaws. I will elaborate on this issue further in said story. Next, I draw inspiration from many things, most of which are from the Nasuverse. I find Type-Moon's work on the Fate franchise amazing, and the fanfiction written in the FSN fandom is very good.

Fanfiction Ideas

How to Change Britannia from Within for Dummies: Suzaku is ridiculed by all of Britannia and is made the official Royal Court Jester. All Elevens are captured and forced to entertain their masters due to the misconception that Elevens are hilarious (thanks to Suzaku). Suzaku commit suicide. One-shot

Lelouch of the Harem Anime Genre: Lelouch travels to various anime worlds and gain the harem the protagonist would've gotten.

Code Yaoi: Lelouch and Suzaku are sick of the millions of yaoi fanfics teenage girls have written about them. In order to eradicate the abominations, Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia has passed a new law: "Every fanfiction uploaded will be inspected for yaoi elements." Unfortunately, the two have poked a sleeping bear, or in this case, countless fangirls. Oh, and Schneizel as well.

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Holy Grail War: Lelouch, Suzaku, C.C., Kallen, Leila, Rai, Charles summon their servants. Thinking of Lelouch summoning Light Yagami as Caster.

Always there for you: In an unforeseen twist of events, Takashi saved Souichiro Takagi's life. Seeing his potential, he trains him in order to help him protect his daughter and all Takashi holds dear. SayaxTakashixSaeko

Why Milly should never discover fanfiction.net: Just a normal day in the life of Milly Ashford, 1st Empress of the Hot YAOI Fangirl Alliance.

[Insert Title Here]: Shirou gets sent back in time to his childhood. He gets kidnapped by Caster. UBW Shirou. Summons GARcher/Ilya

The Prince at Geass Highschool: Lelouch, by some mystic force the author won't bother to explain, is sent to a parallel world where everything is... right... but so wrong at the same time. LelouchxMulti, of course.

How To Spot Bad Fanfiction

by HamJabroni Inc.

1. Suzalulu

2. "What if... and ...? Watch..." or any similar summaries

3. Anything by me.

4. Worse than average grammar (for this site)

5. Random smut

6. Any lemon that includes a guy having a 8 inch long penis. Sorry, but that's just retarded.

Fanfiction Gems

The best of what this site has to offer. My opinions, of course.

Permanence by Servant Alchemist - It's a lemon that's not smut. Truly a rarity on this site. From Fake Dreams by Third Fang A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing
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From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 984,258 - Reviews: 8234 - Favs: 8,699 - Follows: 8,324 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Live, Die, Repeat by ThePhantomScribe reviews
Tragedy at the Vytal Tournament leads to discovery as Jaune Arc discovers his Semblance and its ability to go back in time to undo his mistakes. Unfortunately, it only activates upon death. And... Jaune doesn't exactly have the best of memories. Will this knight be able to save his kingdom, and discover the truth behind the name of Arc?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 161,107 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/17/2015 - [Jaune A., Ruby R., Blake B., Neo]
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 382,943 - Reviews: 5988 - Favs: 8,698 - Follows: 8,653 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
An Affair or Something by College Fool reviews
Let me tell you a tale of a story never written- where Jaune Rose tended a beautiful garden he loved and resented, when Ruby Rose had her Fairy Tale Marriage that wasn't quite Happily Ever After, and in which Pyrrha Nikos was the spark that threatened to set it all ablaze by sharing a drink called loneliness. Complete.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,040 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Jaune A., Ruby R., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY - Complete
Permanence by Servant Alchemist reviews
Fate joined them, the impossible has kept them together, but they will be what moves them forward. They start tonight by putting their greatest doubts to rest when the issue of her permanence in his world comes into question once again. *Two years after the 5th Holy Grail War. Saber remains in the modern time, despite no one knowing how or why. Lemony, but not mindless smut*
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Shirō E., Saber
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 7,744 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Code Geass: The Path of the King reviews
The greatest of battles take place not in a battlefield littered with blood-stained weapons and decaying, mutilated corpses, but within the mind. Battles fought not with soldiers or weapons, but with morals and beliefs. For one Lelouch vi Britannia, his greatest adversary is not his father, best friend, but himself. Lelouch/Multi. Comedy inserted in an awkward, random manner.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,013 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Lelouch L.