MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...:coughhackhackcough:...right...Hear our decrees for world domination:
1)All bishonen are our sexy b*tches.
2)Farfello and Tasuki are off limits to anyone besides us two Samurai Sisters
3)YOU WILL ALL BOW TO THE POWER OF CUBA!
4)You must wake up and shine bright for the endless night.
5)Yohji must pee in your Cheerios at least once.
6)You are not humans, you are all PLANTS!
7)All annoying anime heroines must be destroyed...or at least have their vocal cords ripped out.
8)Midriffs are especially banned from all bishonen.
9)We are the alpha and the omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end
10)TAKATORI, SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Failure to comply with the above decrees will result in a Four Year enrollment at Ohtori Academy.