'Bout time I put something on here right? Nothing much to say about me other than what you can tell from my favs on here. I am a lover of dragons, canines, felines, and phoenixes. I do own a PS2, PS3, and PS4 (no I am not a crazy PlayStation person...maybe) so if I am not reading or working then I am most likely gaming. I am 25 years-old and I personally suck at story writing so I will just read them and offer to beta-read in many cases. (I cannot make a story plot and figure out how to write the story out to save my life unless it is in a RP.)

I am an individual who is not picky about what to read, though I do have a habit of reading M fanfictions because those writers seem to be older the majority of the time. This is not to say I like the 'lemons', I honestly skip over these parts unless it is a fanfiction someone recommended to me that is more 'lemon' than plot. I can also admit I seem to read more 'yaoi' because I swear I watch/read/play someone where one or more male characters seem to scream 'sexual tension' (take FF7 and Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle for example). I still love to read 'hetero' since there are still fanfictions out there that I can really adore (like for Scar/Lex in AvP and for pairings within Bleach or FF13).

Saying I love

They say curiosity killed the cat, but they don't know that the satisfaction brought him back.

People say nothing is impossible, but tell that to the people who try to slam a revolving door.

They say curiosity killed the cat, but I was the first suspect.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch how the world tries to find out how you did it.

How can vampires have sex when they are the undead, I mean the blood stopped flowing did it not? (That is a very good question)

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Welcome to Shit Creek--sorry, we're out of paddles.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me the hell alone.

Some people just need a sympathetic pat... on the head... with a hammer.

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.