Yes, it is yours truly...-pause for effect- MEH! So...you have come to seek me in hopes of enlightening or humorous fanfiction? Or have you just come to hear me go on and on about Kingdom Hearts, the greatest game in existance? Either way, you cannot do either without knowing something about me...Well, technically you can but that won't stop me! MWAHAHAHAHA! Anyway...here we go

Name: Elynor, under NO circumstances Lynor or elk or elkie or something linked to elk.

Age: Who knows? I lost track at around five thousand.

Likes: There is no such thing as 'likes'. There is only addiction as far as I'm concerned.

Addictions: Every games console known to man (and those known to monkey as well. The monkeys are cool), just about all known anime known to man (those rule). ROLEPLAYING! And let's not forget -trumpets blow and weird girls come and throw flower petals- KINGDOM HEARTS and the not-as-great-but-still-super-hyper-cool FINAL FANTASY X AND X-2. And sugar. Sugar is the only thing that keeps me alive...

Dislikes: Exams, studying, work in general, COFFEE, people who don't share my love for -trumpets blow and more weird girls come out chucking flower petals. Meh shoos them away with flamethrower, and they run away, hair on fire whilst I go "FOOLS! NO ONE CAN CHUCK FLOWER PETALS AT THE GLORY THAT IS KINGDOM HEARTS AND NOT EXPECT PUNISHMENT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"- KINGDOM HEARTS. And people who put other people down. Seriously, that's not cool. You can't tell me that I won't rule the world. And Ms Rich. Seriously, no need to have purple hair. It scares the living daylights out of me when you come to take our register every other day.

Aspirations: To rule the world with my giant mutant three-headed pickles and/or chainsaws and flamethrowers. Also to make a factory making flamethrowers and chainsaws just for me...and maybe my closest friends...MAYBE...

Well, that's all for now. Also, you all ought to know that I will not ever write any slash. It's not that I don't approve of it but...I jsut don't want to. So you can't make me. But there may be hints...or not. Who knows? You'll just have to wait and see. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, yes. I might be hyper again. You'd better run. Never know what'll happen when I'm...HyPeR! wahahahahaha! Hyper is good! Join me now in the land of the pink swirls! JoIn MeEeEeE!

Oh yes...I am going to try and find some time to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic. I just have to find some time first. Meh shall try to include the originals and some new characters as well, but as for the plot...none shall know but me! So everyone else shall just have to wait.