Bleachedpastahide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Bleach, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Zatch Bell. Hi everyone I'm Bleachedpasta! I'm new to fanfiction and would like guidance. I do like yaoi, so that will feature in my fics; however I'm not big on romance as a whole, so it won't be much. I understand that I am a yaoi obsessed witch and have tied myself to the stake by posting stories, but I don't want to burn, so please keep the flaming to a minimum. I do enjoy helpful critiques though and welcome them with open notebooks. Now about me... I am a Hetalia and Bleach fan and yes that's where my name comes from. I like to read. It's basically all I do. I've got a weird obsession with random stuff. I like doing strange things. For example I went to London and got a friend of mine a rock. I write my laugh like Prussia's from Hetalia. I am female. I usually speak like a guy. The only thing that matters to me more than stories is music.If I don't have music or a hoodie/jacket/coat I will feel empty inside. And that's all the information I feel like giving out. |
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Transition Period by avtorSola reviews
The 12th Division has (yet again) thrown a wrench into Hitsugaya Toushiro's life. But genderbending isn't really a bad thing when you've been gender-questioning for 20 years. The problem is that it's awakened Hyourinmaru's true power - a power which the Royal Family will kill to get. Now all he has to do is decide which is more important; his safety, or being truly (her)self.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,781 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 13h - Published: 1/22/2016 - [T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.] - Complete
Swap by Cynbel84 reviews
Rangiku is out drinking with the guys ragging on her captain. A bet is made over paperwork and sake. Rangiku learns what it's like to be a big girl with responsibilities. Some language and sexual suggestions/situations. Rated M for later chapters. Please read and review ) Thanks!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Renji A., T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto, Nemu K.
Why Boys Shouldn't Share Beds by OutOfTheEquation reviews
Sirius Black begins a tradition involving every Marauder sharing a single bed in his first year of Hogwarts. This is the story of extravagant missions, reckless behaviour, four friends, confusing relationships and long nights spent comforting one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,577 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
BLACK by I am the Color of Boom reviews
A story of finding one's own path in life and striving to be a good person, despite how unattainable it might seem. Focuses on Sirius Black's school years but follows to the end. Tags: Character Development, Friendship, Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Internal Conflict, Emotional Hurt, Dark Moments, Promiscuity, Non-Graphic Child Abuse. Eventual Pairing:Sirius Black/Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Marauders - Complete
The Word Lust by LethanWolf reviews
What will become of Ichigo when he realises that the sexy boss he works for bats for his team? Will it end in heartbreak or will Ichigo get his way with the man in charge? Toshiro x Ichigo Yaoi (Rated M for mature sexual themes in later chapters)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,230 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 9/17/2016 - [Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya] - Complete
Kicking The Bucket List by jellydonut16 reviews
AU Fed up with life and never being good enough, Lovino makes a Kicking the Bucket List, in which he'll kill himself when it's done. But can a certain Spaniard sweep him off his feet before a noose does? Spamano with initial!Scotmano (ScotlandxRomano)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,858 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 11/16/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Scotland
The College Experience by Geishaaa reviews
Human!Au/College!Au; Fresh out of high school, 19 year old Ichigo Kurosaki begins his first year at Karakura Town University and finds himself bunking with a 17 year old child prodigy. He vows that, one way or another, he is going to solve the mystery that is Toshiro Hitsugaya. Multi-chapter, Ichihitsu. Rated M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,455 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 4/3/2016 - [T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.] - Complete
Keep Me In Stitches by HadenXCharm reviews
Ikkaku has never worn anything formal in his entire life, so obviously, he's a complete failure when he tries to pick something out so he can attend his best friend's wedding. To make matters worse, when he finally finds a place that can help him out, the guy who works there is insanely gorgeous. All he hopes is that he doesn't make a fool of himself before he can get his number.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,058 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [Yumichika A., Ikkaku M.] Ichigo K., Renji A.
Pretending by remusjohnnlupin reviews
One kiss isn't supposed to mean much, but this the story of Sirius and Remus' overreaction to that one kiss. The overreaction that makes one kiss enough to unravel everything that should be unraveled. / "Are you really that oblivious? Do I really have to fucking spell it out for you? Let me tell you what all this is really about." /
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,846 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
For God's Sake! by mister red apple reviews
It all started with the letter. In which Ichigo is in denial, Toushiro is clueless, Byakuya is weird, Shinji is a pervert, and Renji is the only normal one. All was peaceful, until a certain icy captain and co. received a mission to protect the students of a magic school and bring the criminal, Tom Riddle, to justice! Hogwarts never saw them coming. Warning: slash, T for language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, Shinji H.
Right Where I Belong by NeonDomino reviews
Remus has a new dog that he rescued after it was hit by a car. A new companion for a lone Werewolf. James is going mad trying to find proof that Sirius is still alive, because he can't bear the alternative. Who knew that good little Padfoot was known Werewolf hater, Sirius Black? Certainly not the amnesiac Animagus. - SB/RL and JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,527 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
throw me a second light by tysunkete reviews
Oneshot. Teaching AU. "This is ridiculous. I'm not in high school anymore," Lavi groans into his hands. "Technically," Tyki grins ever so unhelpfully. "You are." Lavi is sure there is /some/ sort of policy against this. LaviYuu.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Kanda Yuu, Lavi] Tyki Mikk - Complete
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
In The Shadow by rexlover180 reviews
Matthew Williams is one of the adopted sons of the famous Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy, the one that doesn't like the spotlight. One day, he gets kidnapped by the infamous Gilbert Beilschmidt, the criminal that has never been caught. As his family is desperate to get him back, Matthew finds himself oddly wanting to stay with the criminal. PruCan and FACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 119,191 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Camping Trip? by SeptemberIvy reviews
Allen, Lenalee, and Lavi all students at Black Order Academy are excited to be going on a week long camping trip for their Art Class. Unfortunately, a certain swordsman is being forced to come. AU - Yullen. Slight Lucky.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,179 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Forged Confessions by BookMaggots reviews
He'd learned to fake Shunsui's handwriting years ago. And never in his wildest dreams had he ever thought he would use it like this. Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,883 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
The Heartbreaker by Echoes of Shadows reviews
Sometimes the best things happen unexpectedly. Certainly this is Antonio's opinion at the moment. The handsome stranger he met upon moving to a new town in Italy seems to be able to do almost no wrong. Until he digs a little deeper below the surface and begins to discover an unsettling reputation. And if the rumours are true, is it wise to trust a man known as 'The Heartbreaker?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,180 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Pecking Order by Megalictis reviews
Whether among packs of wolves or bands of warriors the hierarchy is no random occurrence. One's rank is not arbitrary. It is earned. Renji Abarai is about to learn why the Eleventh Division of the Gotei 13 is no exception.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Shikigami by Erendyce reviews
Though being an Exorcist, Allen can't bring himself to summon a shikigami to serve him, because of his deep hatred towards any kind of demons and spirits. Until he accidentally summons a powerful demon by the name of Kanda. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 163,459 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Blood Quill Consequences by Acherona reviews
Umbridge goes too far with the blood quill and it results in a trip to the infirmary, better instruction, a TA position, and falling in love for Harry Potter. Growing up is never easy, especially for The Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 214,764 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 469 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Morning After by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Captain Hitsugaya isn't particularly sociable on the best of days. He's downright awful when he's got a hangover. Ichigo will find this out the hard way. Rated for a seriously hung-over Toshiro's mouth. Come on, you know you want to read it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Russia in the House MD by Wednesday1990 reviews
Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,100 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - G. House, Russia - Complete
Roses by Koganeiro reviews
The color of roses can tell a lot. Toshiro X Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Cherished Silence by Random Coupler reviews
-And the quiet silence they were sharing at that moment, it was something they both would cherish for as long as they lived.- Two mamodos find comfort in one another when they are seprated from the ones they love. Slash. Yaoi. Surprise pairing.
Zatch Bell - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
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Brave Heart
Antonio is a successful lawyer. When his siblings begin to be killed off it comes to light that he may be the actual target. As logic dictates he gets a bodyguard. Written with SkrillexFanatic and also on her Ao3.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Published: 11/22/2014
Shinigami Battle reviews
Aizen's plan to become god can only be realized through gaining the crown of the mamodo world. Luckily Urahara and Hitsugaya know just who to call for reinforcements. *Set more in Bleach and contains elements from Freezing*
Crossover - Bleach & Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya] Brago, Wonrei