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Why hello there my lovely dearies.
I used to write and update nearly every two days, but I've grown rather lazy lately. If you want another chapter you'll have to review and remind me that I have a story that hasn't been updated for yonks and you're getting bluddy annoyed about it. Feel free to poke me with a stick, although I'm afraid there's no guarantee of a response. Reviews are the best option for motivation, so get off your bottom and do one.

Fab, friendly, all round good people who just happen to be amazing writers:
Sunrise over the tango factory - wonderfully lovely insane person. Her fics are fabulous, and she keeps me entertained with her whacky emails and msn conversations. Keep writing, otherwise there'd be no one to make me laugh and cry :') especially because we're both Craig Charles obsessees, she's the perfect person to talk to! (check out her shared account 'Lar-ton' their fics are fab)
Zombie Kitty - ah, she's so nice, and one of the few people to write Cat fanfiction. I'm the proud number one fan of her Cat/Kira fics. Keep it up, you know how much I love them, I'm always pestering you (I apologise sincerely for the pestering - it's in my nature, I can't help it)
Reddwarfaddict - her fics are really really good, go read them -shoos- go on! They're probably the first fanfiction I ever read. She's a lovely reviewer, and just a plain great person.
Cazflibs - hehe, she's really nice and funny and all that darn good stuff, and strangely always has a good word to say about my fics. Her stories are great, I insist you go andcheck them out.
Germiphobe-So far, she's got one fabulous red dwarf fic that's a must-read! It's on my favey stories, READ IT NOW. I can't wait for her to write some more, she's so nice and her fic made me laugh my head off.
(for other decent writers look at me favourite author thingy... thing...)

TV/Films/books I like:
Red dwarf (duh!), Black books - he he, The Young ones, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Blackadder, Friends, Bottom, My family, My hero, Simpsons, Robot wars, Father ted, The royle family, Little britain, QI, Vicar of dibley, French and Saunders, Jonathan creek (obviously because of sweet little Alan davies), Shaun of the Dead, Charlie and the chocolate factory, Artemis fowl, League of gentlemen (freaky), My family (Nick- so funny :D), Stand up comedians (Alan, Bill Bailey,) Lots of stuff really.

Music I have particular interest in:
Greenday, Red hot chili peppers, Rusted root, Oasis, Keane, Outkast, Blur, Travis, White stripes, The Coral, Tenacious D, Bodyrockers, Robbie, random songs on the radio like that baywatch remix, haha

Favey quotes
'Fetch me my lolly!' - Bernard, black books

Toodles fellow fanfiction... people... have a lovely read of my fics and tell me what you think, (my faves are the poems and the QI... ah... thing.
Please read 'em and review 'em, if you would be so kind. I crave feedback. And attention. Look at me! Look at meee!)
Cheers :)