hi, this is kat at the moment but mel should be joining me shortly. We're just two highly obsessive DA fans that find rewriting really bad fanfictions to be a great filler of our time. so chances are that none of our fics were acutally our own ideas, but someone elses that we so graciously cleaned up. Don't worry, we don't just plagarize. We'll let you know if we took your story or not and you will get credit for the original idea! So, hope to see all of you reviewing our not so original idea stuff.

~kat

Hey,
yeah it's mel. What were you expecting someone else? Well with so many good fics on the net we thought we'd add our little contributions which are actually other people's GOOD fics taken and twisted by us. Hopefully though I can get kat to let us do some other stuff too. (don't think it will be that hard but you know) And as Kat said Blah blah woof woof. I think I'm gonna let her do all the technical stuff. I was gonna say something. Oh yeah, Maybe if you're lucky I can sneak some fragments in and start some sentences with conjunctions... And hopefully kat can fix all my awful mistakes. So see ya round. Oh yeah and you would not believe how much harder it is to co-author so I better be seeing reviews from you. Thank you have a nice day...too much fantasia rots your mind.

hola,
kat here again. I guess we don't revise REALLY BAD fanfiction, just not the REALLY GOOD fanfictions. so don't be offended if we end up revising your story. it must've juts called to us. and mel, no way in hell are there going to be conjunctions leading sentences in our stories.

~kat

Damn! I was so excited... oh yeah...our motto...Silly author, fics aren't for kids. kat, I have my ways hehehehehehehehehehehehehe...

your ways my ass...i'm taking the jag and leaving forever if i find one conjunction leader in ther! SO HA!

fine take the jag. BUT I get the computer. hehehehehehe...

FINE! take the computer! but i'm taking the modem and internet connections! muahahahahahah...

oh you started a sentance with but...hehehehe. Maybe I'll get those conjunctions after all. evil laughter... And the guy at aol won't let me cancel so you're stuck with the bill hehehehe

The bill???? hello, do you not remember the whole kat leaving with the jag scenerio? how the hell am i supposed to be pay the bill when i'm cruising USA (fun game i must say) with my internet hook ups?

I can't help you there. You're the one who wants them. I tried to get rid of them remember. But now as they are in your possesion you are responsible for them. Can we keep this up much longer? I mean I'm sure our wacked out readers are going insane right now.

ouch...mel you just called our readers whacked out (and its whacked btw) I don't know if our really nice going to review readers want to read this anymore...lets ask them.

ok. reviewing readers do you want us to continue. what I can't hear you. Guess you'll just have to email us.