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Sup! here what I looks like-
Auburn hairw/ Black and white streaks
Hazel eyes
Pale skin, freckles
not skinny but pretty slim
long legs
My email adress is eggzbenedict2@Gmail.com
I didn't make up these questions... Sorry if I stole any, I can delet, just PM or email me
List your twelve favorite Max Ride characters in no particular order:
1. Nudge
2. Iggy
3. Ella
4. Omega
5. Max 2
6. Max
7. Fang
8. Angel
9. Gazzy
10. Ari
11. Dr. Martinez
12. Lissa
Now answer these questions:
1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ew. Noooooo. Max and Dr. Martinez? No.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Omega...Well, if he was human, then yes.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lissa got Angel preggers? O.o lets not go there
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Gazzy? Hmm, actually, no.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Max and Iggy...Actually yeah, they'd be cute. But they have more of a brotehr/sister relationship(they tease and stuff)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Max2/Gazzy or Max2/Ari? Max2/Ari. I'm actually writing a fic about that.
7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Fang walked in on Lissa and Ig making out...I think Fang would shrug and just walk back out. XD
8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nudge/Angel? Possibility. In fact, totally possible.
9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Lissa/Fang? "Trust".
10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read Three hot?
I'm sure plenty of people think Ella is hot but nobody's on my friend's list
11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?
I can draw her...
12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?
Ig/Omega/Max2? Weird.
13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Angel?SUPA BASS!
14. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Nudge/Max/Lissa...I don't really see that happening. But- Warning- This Fic may make you want to-
burst out laughing randomly
Cry
barf
die
15. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Never.
16. Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Ella/Ari. Um. Well- Ari is regenerated. He travels everywhere, searching for the Flock, and on the way, he meets a beautiful girl. She takes him in...What is this new feeling in Ari's heart? Read to find out. FAILLLLLL
17. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Well he's 8...but, maybe.. he would howl.
18. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Ari on Ig! Wow, ok, um...No.
22. The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two.
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List 10 of your friends in no particular order:
1. Emma
2. Christiano
3. Amanda
4. Max
5. Adrian
6. Kirsten
7. Anna
8. Irene
9. Josh
10. Alex
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Max invites his girlfriend and my Bff to dinner? Awkward. Well, Irene would shove greenbeans up her nose, Amanda would say something totally gross to make people lose their appitite, and max would eat as fast as he possible could.
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Josh tries to get Adrian to a yoga class. Adrian would smack him.
3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Kirsten or Emma...Well, Emma, probably, I've known her longer.
4) 4 mugs you in an alleyway. Who comes to your rescue 10, 2, or 7?
Well max...He's stuck with me FOREVER but...Alex, Christiano, or Anna? Probably Christiano.
5) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?
God forbid that Emma start a cooking show. Sorry, but...You ate butter out of the wrapper once. I don't trust you.
6) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Anna doesn't know Christiano...Ok, so Anna kidnapsChristiano and demands something from Adrian. Anna would want his laptop probably. Adrian would say, "HELL NO" and smack her.(he likes to smack)
7) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?
Emma, I barely ever see her.
8) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Alex challenges Max to a chariot race. Um, cause Alex likes me and I usually hang out with Max...Alex would win naturally.
9) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...their reaction?
Christiano and Anna are making out and Alex walks in? Um, Alex would walk over, smiling, and say, "Can I have a turn?"
10) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
Poor Amanda. She doesn't stand a chance.
11)Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Anna is afraid of Kirsten because Kirsten is screaming Phantom of the Opera in her face.
12) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Alex tells us some freaky Shakespeare romance. We boo and throw stuff at him. He rips up the book and throws it at us and kills us. We die.
13) 3,4,6 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Amanda, Max, and Kirsten go to the zoo for Irene's birthday. Irene will scream at the turtles to move faster. Max might get Irene a bobblehead or a Japanese figurine. Amanda would get Irene something awesome, like an iTunes giftcard for 20$. Kirsten doesn't know Irene, so I'm not sure.
14) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside your house. Why are they protesting? What do you do?
They are protesting because I'm too freaking crazy. I will run outside and say, "GARFLBINGAAHAAHJFOGNCF".
15) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Josh murders Christiano's best friend. Well, I'm instant-messaging with Christiano right now. Christiano said..."... I would die"
16) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save 1 or themselves?
Emma and Kirsten are in mortal danger. Emma will find a way to save both of them, she's a problem-solving genius.
17) 5 is trapped in a cave and 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Adrian's in a cave and Alex rescues him. Adrian says, 'Thanks bro" and smacks him.
18) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Amanda wouldn't. She's shy.
19) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Max, Kirsten, and Anna are doing the hokey pokey. Irene would...scream and sing the hokey-pokey song while they dance. She's weird like that.
20) 7 bakes a pie. Is it any good?
Yeah, Anna's a pretty good cook.
21) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring food. What do they do?
Irene and Adrian camping. They would both die because of lack of electronics before they die of hunger.
22) While they're camping they run into Barney. What happens?
Well, Irene'sdead and Adrian's dying. Adrian steps on Barney's foot. Barney cusses at him. Adrian says, "Your fired!" and dies. O.O I am weird
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO
Bye~