A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

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"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

"Yup," Xin popped her lips. "Because we all know love has absolutely nothing to do with marriage." GaaOC. AU. Gore, mentions of rape.

It only takes one person to change history. What if a simple act of kindness creates four of the best friends in Konoha's history? Not a yoai.

"I never asked for this. For any of this! All I ever wanted was to sit and play music. So, why? Why is this little blonde boy suddenly so attached to me? Why is my teammate so broody all the time? ...why is our Sensei reading that perverted book? Why are there NINJAS—OH MY GOD! LOOK OUT FOR THAT SNAKE!" A story of a girl who knows too much. SI-OC

I don't get it. You'd think that after I died, I'd have gone somewhere other than Suna...But ya know, there's something...Fun...about people backing away from you in fear. I'm not evil though...and I'm only scary when someone wants me to be. I don't see why that makes me a demon...but I'll take it. I've even got a rival. Gaara...he's full-time scary. SI OC

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

A small bit of advice from Kakashi before the start of the semi-finals of the Chunin Exams leads Naruto down a path he would have never have followed in canon. A path that will lead Naruto to new places, and new discoveries about him and his family's past. Who knew? AU, Strong Naruto, Pairings to be announced.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

Danzō, Orochimaru, Madara. Somehow, Hana's got to figure her way out of the end of the world... and make sure no one she likes dies on the way there. (How much of herself is she willing to give up to keep them safe?) SI, Inuzuka style.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's b*tch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC [Cover Art: skyfloe]

A morally ambiguous and somewhat psychopathic teen ends up reborn as a female version of Gaara in an attempt to find out what happens after death, and it all goes horribly downhill from there. Self-insert. Dark themes. Not to be taken too seriously.

The story of a shy, perfectionist Kunoichi and her exuberant neighbor, an unfortunate accident that lead to him finally recognising her existence, and her attempts to move them from strangers, to friends to something more. Until now, she's always played the long game, but the time for patience is over.

The Chuunin Exams are almost in sight and Hisana is faced with her biggest challenge yet: Keeping Sasuke in Konoha and Orochimaru out of it! And then there's Itachi, who's a class all of his own. Part II of "Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds". OC-insert.

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

It's like when you get a can of coke for someone and you shake it up so it fizzes into their face when they open it. But instead everything goes wrong and you drop it and it explodes everywhere. It's sticky and messy. It's shocking. And really, it's not as sweet as you'd thought it would be. -SI/OC.

Dear old Auntie Petunia has done it again, left poor lil Harry on his biological family's steps. There was more to Lily than met the eye. Now with the help of a blood ritual the Frump, Addam, and Potter bloodlines all come in a clash of light and dark. But the strangest part? Who knew the Addams played favorites.

Three white-haired shinobi walk into an onsen. Crackfic about Jiraiya, Sakumo, Dan and senior citizen discounts.

Oh dear Jashin, why did they name him after the fucking green dinosaur? Why? And why didn't anyone mention anything about Danzō having a family? Oh well. Laws and loopholes were nothing new. Legal-speak was something he was practically born for, considering his previous life and career.

Konoha has at long last produced another shinobi capable of applying a seal from scratch on any surface with a mere touch. Pity the only seal he knows how to make is an explosive tag.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

Taking place in the alternate timline of The Long Road Home. Witness the events which forged Kakashi and Gai's rivalry-from their first meeting,to Wolf's attack of Gai on the Hokage Mountain, and beyond.A gift-fic for my ever-vigilant friend, Esashar.

"I've been informed that having large breasts is a good thing. I have been told many lies." In which a wimp is destined to be the sand sibling's babysitter, and everything goes wrong even before that. SasoriXOC Semi-SI Self-Insert Lighthearted!OC The sillies are strong in this one.

That Kakashi was not amused, was an understatement. Not only had he been killed during his fight with Pain, granted it had actually been his fault, but he had been brought back to life. Under normal circumstances, Kakashi would be more than happy, but being reanimated as his eight years old chunin self was not funny.. Not when he found himself face to face with his dead father...

Kakashi is back somehow, and he knows exactly what this kid is capable. Except he still can't kill him. (The time travel AU where Sasuke isn't taught the Chidori for the exams. A puppy ninken... Kakashi wishes this was enough.)

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

The misadventures of Raiden, ROOT agent and reincarnated Pilot. It's been a long time since he's seen the sky in this world, but he knows that one day he'll soar with the clouds once more. (In which Danzo gathers together a bunch of hurt, abandoned, and emotionally-challenged children in an attempt to create the perfect army. It works a little too well.) [AU, SI/OC]

It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).

So let me get this straight… I killed myself only to be reborn into the Naruto universe into the SHITTEST NINJA VILLAGE EVER CREATED! Could I just stay dead? Please? Semi-self insert OC story, ALOT of swearing (rated T), yaoi in shippuden read to learn more!

The Nidaime Hokage made a sweeping gesture, first as their cracked bodies and then the aged village they had created. "You can't ground me, we're dead."

The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.

Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]

4. Puberty:Kakashi-senpai rubbed his face tiredly muttering an "I haven't killed nearly enough people to deserve this" before speaking to him. "No, kohai, you are not going to die. What you, uh, reported is normal for males to experience around your age." - "How can it be normal?" Tenzo made a face at the thought of bedwetting being normal.

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

Suna finds itself preparing for the first holiday season after Gaara became Kazekage, and the plans were simple. Everyone would celebrate the holidays as the normally did, but with some guests from Konoha added into the mix. Instead another guest, one more permanent, ends up throwing a hitch into the plans.

Rare is the case in which a cell is chosen to discuss terms rather than do battle. A master and his apprentices are sent into enemy territory to do just that. But is all as it seems? Pre-Vol. 1. Rated T for violence.

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Boruto is tired of being compared to his father and declares that he will become the new legend of Konoha. Though all he truly wants is for his father to be around. However, he's put in an awkward situation where he has to avoid his father as much as possible.

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Two amnesiacs are found in the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack. They have no records within the village, or from anywhere else. Cleared by T&I, they are then given permission by the Hokage to raise an orphan. Little bits of who they were slowly leak into who they are though. Don't own anything. 3-way X-over with InuYasha and Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Team Seven is given a very different teacher, and of course, he has a very different approach to teaching. This in turn will turn them into very different shinobi. Don't own. Complete.

Scorpius Malfoy doesn't want to be looked at differently. He wants to be looked at like people want to be near him, rather than being looked at like a Death Eater's son. Society has depicted him to be like the man his father once was, and Scorpius wants to prove the wizarding world wrong.

AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

The SEQUEL to Strange Things Happen in Libraries with Dr. Pepper. Pippin is flung from a carnival ride and into the adventure of the Voyage of the Dawn Treader. The journey is brought to life with tournaments, the Pevensies, dragons, islands, and more. My last self-insert story, now that I'm trying to be grown up and writing my own novels. Finished as I promised, dearest Readers.

Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.

When the Sound Four leave to take Uchiha Sasuke from Konoha they take the wrong barrel. Saki barrels do look a lot like the barrel they were told to take, so accidentally ending up with a drunken Uchiha totally isn't their fault, right?

13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.

Hashirama and Mito share a moment after children and the worries of running a village are put to bed.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.

The council has made its decision. Gaara is to be eliminated once and for all. By the one person who can control his sand. The Kazekage drags his son to the Land of Lightning, away from his siblings' protective eyes, planning on finally assassinating him with his own two hands. That is, if he can bring himself to do it. *Sequel to And Now I'm Stuck Here With You*

We're back, bitches. —The Four Hokages; from ch. 619.

What would of happened if the bell test went like this

Pippin falls into Narnia during the events of Prince Caspian. Unfortunately she can't remember the plot, and undiagnosed ADHD makes her a burden and unintentional comedic relief for the Pevensies. Not a Mary Sue but still wreaks plenty of emotional havoc and unrealistic situations. Third place winner for New Best Narnia Story of 2008! Started writing at 17, later chapters improved.

SUNA. The things he did for the good of his village, and how it didn't really help.

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

In which Sarutobi Hiruzen makes some very bad decisions while sick with the flu, and Shimura Danzo has to run damage control. "While I agree that a supervising mission for a four-year-old's birthday party that includes all sixteen of her little friends from preschool is a bloody nightmare, it doesn't require the use of ANBU or judicious application of force as needed."

What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs

Ibiki made it clear that it was his first time proctoring the chunin exam. His predecessor... was Hatake Kakashi.

Oneshot collection - Shikamaru meets a girl he can actually hold a civilized conversation with.

The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.

Kakashi has unlocked a new ability for his Sharingan. And just in time for Valentine's Day too! Crack-fic.

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

Oneshot. Do Not Own. Naruto's first steps were up the wall and across the ceiling. Of course, the boy still wants to become the Hokage some day, but how would having that extra bit of control change things? Maybe...

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

Temari's mother dies and she takes on the responsibility of raising her two younger brothers. How does she cope with the pressure from the moment Gaara is born until he becomes the Kazekage? Written for NaNoWriMo

Sequel to 'Perchance to Dream', 'Ravel, Unravel', and 'Shades'. Tying up the loose ends, kicking some political butt, and redefining Konoha. Includes many characters in five different flashfics showing the aftermath of 'Shades'.

Sequel to Perchance to Dream. The world is at war, Akatsuki is on the prowl, and a corrupt Hokage rules Konoha. The group of exiled ninja called Genshi must face these problems, or watch as everything they love and stand for is destroyed. Rated for L & V.

Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!

Sequel to 'Perchance to Dream'. 5 flashfics bridging the events that take place between PtD and its true sequel 'Shades'. Involving messages, spies, and the fall of a village.

As seen on Youtube, the story of a German Tanzmetal band, Rammstein, on a journey to regain their good name. But they're got enemies everywhere with the AA and a group of lookalikes! What humerous adventures lie ahead for the eccentric band?

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Temari and Kankuro find Gaara's lisp very, very adorable, and the three spend their very first quality time with each other.

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

Astra Gorlois hates squirrels. After one takes her arrow, Astra stumbles into the Cair Paravel court and Aslan bestows on her a mission to help Caspian fall in love with life. Friendship, romance, humor, and chaos ensue and Caspain learns a few new words.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Kakashi-centric flashfics detailing moments in his life, childhood and after. Sometimes serious, other times silly. The people he knew, the missions he completed; everything molded Kakashi into who he is now. Highlights Kakashi's friendship with Obito.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.

Few noticed when the Kyuubi brat disappeared, and no one cared. Six months later, Kakashi is injured on a mission and meets a blue-eyed boy in the forest...family fic, no pairings

AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

Life as an Academy instructor isn't easy, with civilians afraid of you, parents complaining to you and students or friends pulling dangerous 'pranks'... Oh yes, and ANBU running around trying to find the traitors who intend to let in an enemy army. Fun.

The story of Nara Shikamaru, host of the demon Kyuubi. The laziest jinchuuriki in history is faced with the threat of Akatsuki, and Konoha isn't at all willing to help him defend against them. [sequel to Indifference]

An Alternative Path Side Story: Twenty Facts About Sajiki Atsuko.

AAP Side Story: Twenty Facts About Yamamoto Yuuka

When Tsunade finds out that Asuma and Kurenai eloped on their previous mission she demands a celebration. What is in store for our newlyweds as they begin their new life together? AsumaxKurenai with other couples thrown in. R&R. Enjoy.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

The Kyuubi was sealed into the infant Nara Shikamaru. Twelve years later at the Chuunin exams, the lazy Genin meets Gaara, and finds his peaceful, passive life disrupted. Fights, plots, secrets, lies, demons, ninja! How troublesome... [COMPLETE!]

Gaara's eyes widened and he stumbled back, triping and falling in the process. It couldn't be! He was dead! He killed him! Yashamaru... A scream ripped itself from his throat. Rated for angst.

The members Rammstein go on a Hawaiin vacation. What kind of fun will they have? What kind of trouble will they get into? You'll have to read and find out. Rated T for mild language. Chapter 4 is up

I little story about Richard Kruspe and Rammstein

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Late one night, Gaara is buried in paperwork. Sandsib fic, oneshot. Written for LJ's 20 inkspots comm. Not Sandcest, though I love it, just keeping my Inkspots gen.

Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Naruto gets annoyed and the Smiling mask that he always wears slipped a little. Needing some time to himself naruto takes the day off, But will he get his R&R? or will well meaning friends drive him nuts? PG13 to R. Rated for language.

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

Just some light, humorous sketches of characters and situations in Naruto. Morino Ibiki's search for love... and the various twists and turns that accompany it. COMPLETE!

While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

Severel the leaf rookies, Neji, Lee and Gaara get turned into three year olds by one of Orochimaru's ninjas. Kankurou, Temari and Shikamaru have to take care of them. Or save the known world from them. Rated for language. !Dropped Piece, not updating!