My name is: None of your business
My birthday is: 01-01-01 (cool huh?)
My obsession is: Harry Potter and Percy Jackson books and Pretty Little Liars

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A few things about me:

My favorite books are:

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half- Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Quidditch Through the Ages
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
The Tales of Beedle the Bard
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Battle of the Labyrinth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Last Olympian
The Kane Chronicals: The Red Pyramid
The Kane Chronicals: The Throne of Fire
The Kane Chronicals: The Serpent's Shadow
The Heroes of Olympus: The Son of Neptune (I don't like the Lost Hero)
The Heroes of Olympus: The Mark of Athena
The Heroes of Olympus: The House of Hades
The Mysterious Benedict Society
The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Perilous Journey
The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Prisoner's Dilemma
Inkheart
Inkspell
Inkdeath
The Hunger Game
Catching Fire (I hated Mockingjay! TEAM GALE FOREVER!!)
The Series of Unfortunate Events
The Secret Series
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
The Infernal Devices Series
The Mortal Instruments Series ( I preferred the Infernal Devices a lot more than these)

I have read many, many, many more good books that I can't remember the names of...

Poems and Prophecies from books I memorized.

Harry Potter stuff:
"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches ... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies ... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not ... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives ... the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies ..."—Prophecy made to Albus Perceival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore by Sybill Patricia Trelwney

"It will happen tonight. The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been chained these twelve years. Tonight, before midnight... the servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master. The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant's aid, greater and more terrible than ever he was. Tonight... before midnight... the servant... will set out... to rejoin... his master..."- Prophey Made to Harry James Potter by Sybill Patricia Trelawney

Enter, stranger, but take heed
Of what awaits the sin of greed
For those who take, but do not earn,
Must pay most dearly in their turn.
So if you seek beneath our floors
A treasure that was never yours,
Thief, you have been warned, beware
Of finding more than treasure there.- Poem at the entrance of Gringotts Bank

Percy Jackson stuff:
You shall go west, and face the god who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely returned,
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.- The quest prophecy in TLT

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own,
But despair for your life entombed within stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone. - Clarisse's prophecy in tSoM

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain,
The bane of Olympus shows the trail,
Campers and Hunters combined prevail,
The Titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.- The Prophecy in TTC

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, and the lost one raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The Child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with a hero's final breath,
And lose a love to worse than death- Annabeth's Prophecy in tBotL

A Half-Blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap
A single choice shall end his days
Olympus to preserve or raze- The First Great Prophecy

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.
To storm or fire, the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.- The Second Great Prophecy

Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera's rage.- The Prophecy from tLH

Go to Alaska.
Find Thanatos and free him.
Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die." - The Prophecy from tSoN given by Mars

My life's pledges:

Harry Potter Pledge One: (I always tear up when I read this, out of memories)

The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years (That's Me)

I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good

I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family

I promise to remember Tonks
When someone is hyper

I Promise to have Constant Viligance
For Mad-Eye's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy (Weasley)
For Moody’s sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”

I Promise to remember Dobby,
The house elf who died free

I Promise to remember Luna
When I don't care what people think of me

I Promise to remember Seamus
When thing go wrong, but I still persevere

I Promise to remember the Dursley's
When my parents still deny they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I Promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people.

I Promise to remember Snape
When my heart fills with remorse

I Promise to remember J.K. Rowling
When I value the power of imagination

And when they ask, "After all this time?"
I'll reply, "Always."

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

When the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When Annabeth knew that she could be losing Percy to Rachel, she still fought along side him in an effort to save Olympus and maybe even save the boy she called her brother even though he had gone to the enemy. When Katniss's love was taken from her she still led the rebellion against the Capitol as the Mockingjay. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.

In memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who proved beauty can be heroic

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

... Michael Yew, who knew that his plan would kill him, but said it anyways

...Everyone else (except Kronos) who died in the 2nd Titan War

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go.

Now Swear it on the River Styx

Things Percy Jackson Taught Me:

1. Names have power.

2. Being outnumbered doesn't matter.

3. You can't run away from your fears forever.

4. Everyone has a fatal flaw.

5. Don't judge a book by its cover.

6. Everyone has problems.

7. You can find friends in the oddest of places.

8. Friends are always there for you.

9. Your going to be okay.

10. Sometimes, it takes guys (Or girls) years to take a hint.

11. Your family could be way worse.

12. Sometimes, the bad guys aren't as bad as you think.

13. Life Goes On.

WHAT HARRY POTTER HAS TAUGHT ME-

1997 - 2011

Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for.Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.Severus Snape taught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long.Peter Pettigrew taught me that rats do not make good friends.Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure.Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.

Until the very end.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction -

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :D or :( or ;) etc. in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character—yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est—writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

IN REMEMBRNCE

In Remembrance of Severus Snape

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor

without all the red and gold crap

In Remeberance of Lily Potter

Who died to protect her son

she made the ulimate sacrifice

to make the world a safer place

she'll always remain in our hearts

In Remembrance of Fred Weasley

Who fought bravely to the very end

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother

with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right

In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory

Who died before his time

and will be remembered for his bravery

In Rememberance of Sirius Black

The black sheep in his family

he died laughing at the hands of his cousin

he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life

the way he did in Azkaban and on the run

In Remembrance of Dobby

Who was more free and full of love

than any elf, and most humans

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin

the last real Marauderer

who was not just a wonderful father

a incredible husband and brave hero

as well as a freaking awesome werewolf

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks

who died for ‘the greater good’

and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody

who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive

and scared the crap out of some kids too

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort

who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger

but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

whose past and wisdom confused us

whose seeming betrayal shocked us

but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end

despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange

because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra

She deserved everything she got and more

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey

who we really didn’t know too well

but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war

so he must’ve done something good

besides stalking Harry

In Remembrance of Hedwig

Harry actual first friend

who lived and died SOARING

Invictus (no idea why I memorized this)

Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the Pit from pole to pole,

I thank whatever gods may be

For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeonings of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears

Looms but the Horror of the shade,

And yet the menace of the years

Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with punishments the scroll.

I am the master of my fate:

I am the captain of my soul.

William Ernest Henley

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

Percy Jackson Quotes!!!

Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar, we should eat while we can. Grover: The dam snack bar? Zoe: Yes. What is funny? "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." - The Titan's Curse

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Percy Jackson (Titan's Curse)

"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong." - Aphrodite (Titan's Curse)

"New lesson, class," I announced. "Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is completely normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson (Battle of the Labyrinth)

"You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search." - Apollo (Titan's Curse)

"Love is powerful. It can bring the gods to their knees." - Aphrodite (The Lost Hero)

"There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it."-Athena (Titan's Curse)

"Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes." - Annabeth Chase (The Lightning Thief)

"See lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It-FREAKIN'-Melts!"-Leo Valdez (The Lost Hero) (TOTALLY! TEXAS OWNS YOU!)

Percy: Braccas meas vascimini!" I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant, "Eat my pants!"' (The Lightning Thief)

Percy: I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it. Annabeth: Percy, I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle. The poodle growled. I said hello to the poodle. (The Lightning Thief)

Percy: You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. (The Lightning Thief)

Percy: Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables? Annabeth: That's hummus. Hubris is much worse. Percy: What could be worse than hummus? (SOOO not true, Percy. Hummus is awesome)

- Percy & Annabeth, Sea of Monsters

"Spouted facts all the time. So annoying." "I wish she was here." The others nodded. -Percy and Grover, (Titan's Curse)

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."' (Battle of Labyrinth)

I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you’ll never know what will try to kill you when you’re part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand

50 Things Everyone Should Know

1. The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
3. Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
4. What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
5. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
6. "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
7. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
8. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
9. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
10. There is a city called Rome on every continent.
11. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
12. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
13. Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
14. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
15. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
16. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
17. The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
18. One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
19. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
20. The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
21. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
22. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
23. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
24. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
25. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.
26. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
27. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
28. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
29. On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
30. More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.
31. The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
32. More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
33. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
34. The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
35. The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
36. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
37. It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
38. You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
39. Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
40. Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
41. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
42. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
43. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
44. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not
45. Slugs have 4 noses.
46. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.
47. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
48. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
49. The average person laughs 10 times a day!
50. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain