Name: Ashleigh Saw

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add me if you want its new my old on got deleted

Nicknames: Dark.mind,Max,Boo-bear,Sis-Sis

Age: 13-20

born: on the month of Nov day 30th not giving the year

Fav color:Dark red,Gray,Black

Fav time of the day:night

Fav Bands: NIN,Korn,Linkin Park,Nightcore,Emily Autumn,Godsmack,J-Z,Green Day,U2,Apollo II,Shindown,Rehab,ect, ect ,ect

Fav Anime: Naruto,Hell Girl,Death Note and more

Favourite Animal: Bull Shark...Did you know they can live in fresh water as wall as salt water

Fun facts about me...

1. I am who I am. I will not change for you or any one else.

2. If you have something to say than say it. It's called freedom of speech.

3.I can be a Bitch sometimes it comes from my dad.

4.I have no set religion.

5.I cant spell to save my life.

6.I dont goive a fuck if you want me to stop writing. NO one in this world or in any other is going to stop me...

7.I think a lot so most of those thoughts go into a poem or poems.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

FAVORITE QUOTES

"The name is Ichigo. I'm the one who's gonna beat your ass. How's it goin'?" -Ichigo from Bleach

"Jerks. Oh, hey. Doughnuts." -Rose Hathaway from Shadow Kiss

If your problem can't be solved with duct tape or Tylenol, then you're seriously fucked.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face.

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?

May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up.

I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Pitiful shadow cloaked in darkness. Thy action cause men pain and suffering. Thy hollow soul drowns in thy sins. How would you like to see what death is like?. Enma Ai (Jigoku Shojo: Girl from Hell)

You are coming with me, we are going to hell. Enma Ai (Jigoku Shojo: Girl from Hell)

Do you want to see what death is like?? i shall cleanse away thy bitterness.. watashi wa Enma Ai.. Enma Ai (Jigoku Shojo: Girl from Hell)

I'll take a potato chip AND EAT IT! Light Yagami (Death Note)

I don't care what you call me, i'm still taking your cake L (Death Note)

True love is something that is merely an illusion. Illusions can not last forever and can shatter right before your eyes. It is something that can hurt (me)

We all die,but never the same way (me)

Why would you care all you are is a low life scum i will get what i want hoe!!!(ME to my ex bff)

"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?"- Lina Inverse (Slayers)

"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning" - Ling Ling (3x3 eyes)

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)

Fun things to do

Instructions:

1.Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

1.How does the world see you?

Horror Beach by-horror of Pops (ummm...I have nothing)

2. Will I have a happy life?

360 by-Emily Autumn (all day)

3. What do my friends really think of me?

So I Thought by-Flyleaf (So I Thought?)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Runaway by-Linkinpark (I take that as a yes)

5. How can I make myself happy?

Adagio by-Emily Autumn (ummmm...)

6. What should I do with my life?

Guns by-311 (build guns?)

7. What is some good advice for me?

Emotional Abuse by-Horror of Pops (thats not any good)

8. How will I be remembered?

Full Circle by-Drowning Pool (By my happy life)

9. What is my signature dancing song?

I'm Everywhere by-Maino (good song)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

21st Century by-Red Hot Chill Peppers (nope)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Red Sam by-Flyleaf (kinda)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

God Given by-NIN ( did my dad pick the song? jk)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Live And Let Die by-Gun N' Roses (nooo)

14. What is my day going to be like?

Green Monster by-Suicide Silence (its a lie)

!5. What will tomorrow bring?

Collaberating like killers by-Carnifex (no comment)

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Dead end friends by-Them Crooked Vultures { I don't have one any way}

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Supersonic by-Pearl Jam (SUPERSONIC!!!!!)

3. Your teacher is...

Over Now by- Alice in Chains ( It never started)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Lifestyles of the rich and shameless by- Lost Boyz (SS... right?)

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?

Lay your world on me by-Ozzy Osbourne (ummm let me say naw man never going to happen)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Heard it all by- Emily Autumn (wow)

7. How do you feel right now?

One Step Closer by-Liknpark (true so true)

8. What’s on your bedside table right now?

Opheliac by-Emily Autumn (not possible at all)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Resealing the demons by-Godsmack (wow so I Released the/my demons today)

10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...

Dead Again by-Carnifex (ok...)

11. A song you would sing at your school's talent show.

OBBS by-potlshhead (that wold be a hard one)

12. Your life's theme song?

Green Grass by-Knottonmouth Kings (YAY)

13. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Boom by- system of the down (I LOVE this song)

14. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

I Don't Care by-Apocalyptica (but I care)

15. Your motto is...

Pack you bows by-Knottonmouth Kings (ok...no i am not getting high)

16. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...

Droppin' Plates by-Disturbed (can you buy this???)

17. What did you dream about tonight?

No More by-Drowning Pool (That was a good dream)

18. Any last words?

Much like falling by-Flyleaf (no comment at this time)

HOW TO DEAL WITH A GRUE:

-Die.
-Scream and die.
-Scream, struggle, and die.
-Scream, struggle, shit yourself, and die.
-Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, and die.
-Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die.
-Scream, run, struggle, shit yourself, listen to any emo song, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die.
-Recite every line of Moby Dick in Italian. Grues love the Italian language, so it will subdue them for awhile. Of course when you are done reading, the grue will still eat you.
-Sing one of Michael Bolton's classic songs. Grues hate Michael Bolton. Of course they will still eat you, but you can have the satisfaction of having irritated a grue.
-Drink a glass of milk; 2.6 of grue are lactose intolerant, safe in the knowlege that the Grue will get diarrhea when it finally gets round to eating you, which is very quickly.
-Use extreme sarcasm.
-Build a sandcastle. It won't help at all, and you will be eaten, but it is a fun activity.
-Cast Frotz. This only works for wizards, enchanters, and other magically-enabled people.
-DON'T WANDER AROUND IN THE DARK, YOU MORON! Alternatively, light your torch.
-It is a little known fact that Grues like hearing haikus. Therefore reciting a haiku to a grue will extend your life by 17 syllables.
-Wrap a towel around your head. Although the grue will still eat you, it will make the postprandial cleanup easier. Plus, if you have telepathy you will be able to see the grue while it eats you.
-Yell for your mum over and over again until you die.
-Strip naked and perform an ancient Mayan rain dance, and pray that the rain distracts the grue.
-Call for a republican, and die.
-Continually masturbate. That's right. Day in, day out. It'll work, so long as there are kittens in the world.
-Summon Chuck Norris. This is not a very effective method though, because Chuck Norris is likely to wait until you are eaten so that he will get a show, and a kill.

Cut & Paste

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Zutara Lover

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

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THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, Could-careless, NejiSakuFan, xXHyuugaSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku,Dark.Mind909

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku , Dark.Mind909

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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

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10 Reasons Why You Should Love Sakura:

1.) She's beautiful

2.) She's Strong

3.) She KICKS ASS! CHA!!

4.) She reflects on herself.

5.) She knows when a friendship is over.

6.) She broke out of her shell

7.) She was never useless

8.) She saved Sasuke and Naruto, both, from themselves.

9.) She's an awesome medic ninja!!

10.) She's not emo or shy. She knows who she is and is not afraid to show it; Or afraid to show who she loves. She may have faltered in a few episodes and people don't like it when she hits the guys, but face it anti-Sakura fans, Naruto would not be Naruto without what Sakura has done. She's superior.

Post In Your Profile If Your A Sakura Fan To The Death (Hell yeah!)

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, Rin~Chan, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Cookie-imouto, AnimaniacXOX

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

If you cried when L (Lawliet) died post this on your profile, put this is bold if you hate Rem, Light, and Misa because it was their fault he died

If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile.

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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it