About Me: Girl, off to uni soon, wants to post story to make someone out there smile maybe. - profile in desperate need of an update as I've just returned to Fanfic after 3 years! Spooky stuff.

Ah yes, and I took the liberty of filling out one of those nifty profile thingymabobs too:

Name: TheOneWhoDoesn'tSpeak

Sex: I'm a lady, you guys. A lady.

Astrological sign: Libra

Likes: video games, cosplay, writing ( sort of a given, huh?), singing, drawing, reading, any kind of merchandise for something I love, anime, boots ( ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE FUR/), making playlists on my iPod to go with specific daydreams I have in mind, music (Death Cab for Cutie is my favourite band but they are really one of hundreds of favourites XD), Chinese food, memes (boy am I a sucka' for a good meme), cheese strings, party rings (#are my favourite things) ohgosh and on occasion some yaoi too.

Dislikes: When cows get angry and charge at me, ignorance (!), other things too but it's better to keep this list short I think.

Current/Past Anime and Manga Fandoms: Axis Powers Hetalia, Durarara!!, Lucky Star, Kuroshitsuji, Fruits Basket, Studio Ghibli films, Steins;Gate I've probably forgotten some others

Current/Past Video Game Fandoms: Persona 3 and 4, Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas, Harvest Moon series, Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3, Dragon Age 1 and 2, The Sims (pretty much all X3), Mario games ( Party series, Super Mario Bros., Mario Kart, uhm, whatever the one was on the Nintendo 64), Fable (mainly 3), Final Fantasy (13 and 13-2 but I have others I still haven't played yet), Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts - LOTS OF OTHERS THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW.

OTP: USUK. Ahah, yes. But Saying that, I also like Spamano and Prucan (just to name a few ;).

What I call my 'guilty pleasure pairings' are actually SpUK or PrUK - Just to be a little less mainstream about things. I don't know why, but there is a spot in my heart for those pairings and that spot is soft.

STORY STATUS UPDATES AND COMMENTS:

Ugh, okay so Collide is currently on a bit of a hiatus - I might finish off the next chapter and update before then - but after that there won't be updates for a while. I'm still writing it, don't worry, but I just want to try and fully establish where I will end it and how I'm going to put the remaining chapters together etc. before I post. I do love the story at heart but it's really suffocating sometimes! - the truth is, my style has changed a LOT since I began writing it and now I feel trapped by everything that's wrong with the story but hard for me to change so far in. I haven't had as much enthusiasm for it since the last chapter but I do love the nice reviews people have left me - so thank you (:

The other reason updates are slow for Collide is due to the very much in progress ( and still unamed!) Cardverse USUK fic I'm working on feverishly - I'm probably going to write most of it and THEN begin to post, in order to avoid the almighty wait between chapters Collide has harboured for so long. The story is very different to Collide ( As I said, my writing style has changed a LOT since I started Collide - a whole YEAR AGO, seriously! :O ) - So it's sort a relief to be doing this kind of writing.

Anyway, I'll hopefully do a next update for Collide or an update informing of the official hiatus soon.

Thanks guys.

That's enough rambling for now.

I'll be under my bridge.