I do not have a home page i just put wonderjacket there because i wish i had a home page but in reality i'm a nobody with six toes and an over sized chipmunk. and if you say that this is not true because you know who i am then i will deny it and say you are my possum. I think that drawing fefulumps are a great pass time and jumping your neighbors donky is what you should be doing right now and if you arn't you will end up just like my sister Burt, and you dont want that to happen. Some things like your nannies jaz videos should just be left alone and i'm going to tell you why. You better listen up because i have a typing modulation disorder. One day while i was being watched by my nanny she decided to take a nap. And me being the curios little chipmunk i am decided to go looking through her exercise videos. Take note that my nanny never exercises and i am i mere 4 year old. Climbing over the gate that divides the entry form the living room i found a wardrobe filled with jazzercise videos. I then decided i was gitting fat at the 30 something pounds that i was and put the video into the VCR. 1..2..3..and 4, make it burn. Oh no i twisted my ankle, nananananananana bat girl! but no it wasn't bat girl that came to the rescue it was my sister turned super hero Burt. but at the time i did not know that it was my sister Burt. i thought that is was my favorite super hero Stellalingaly the IX. oh help Stellalingaly i got a little boo bo cry cry cry thats what i did i cried untill i could cry no more but as i was crying i could hear the childern outside singing THE WEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND, and with every passing word of the song Stellalingaly's face seemed to be turning a fuuny shade of green and yellow and befor i knew it she turned into a green pile of bannanas. my crying seemed to heal my twisted ankle so i walked over to the green bannanas and put them on the table with the rest of the family.